walrusmaxx
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I had a date with a htb that i've been texting for a few weeks. I took her to the mall and to see kung fu panda 4.
She looks kinda like sydney sweeney with less uee and different coloring.
This was my first date EVER (at my age jfl its over) so I was very nervous.
So what went wrong???
BEFORE THE DATE:
Originally I was supposed to stop by her house to pick her up so I spent an hour cleaning my truck, but a couple hours before she told me that she didn't want me to pick her up (bad sign???). Anyways I applied 4 sprays of Jimmy Choo man blue and felt like a boss driving over to the mall, but then I got stuck in traffic so I would be LATE!!!!!! (horrible first impression)
INITIAL MEETING:
I was 15 mins late so I made her wait in her car for like 5 mins. When I saw her in the parking lot i went up to her and DAPPED HER UP (FUARK IM SO AUTISTIC)
Immediately after this it was giga-akward and we just walked towards the mall in silence as i tried to find some conversation starter.
IN THE MALL:
we had about an hour before the movie started so we just walked around the mall and talked. I spent like 20 mins trying to explain hearts of iron 4 to her, and then I talked about what forward growth is and told her that she had a good maxilla, and then I questioned her about her ethnicity (she was german/jewish) for another 10 minutes. BTW this whole time I didn't even hold her hand or anything cause I was so nervous. There was literally nothing to do in the mall so we just walked around doing nothing.
THE MOVIE:
We went to the movie theater and I got popcorn and drinks for us. SHE DIDNT EAT ANY POPCORN THOUGH (KEEP THIS IN MIND) The movie kinda sucked. I tried to lean over and whisper funny comments about the movie but it wasnt really working. I didnt even put my arm around her shoulder (CRAP) because I was mad nervous just sitting there. I probably looked stupid in the 3d glasses that the theatre gave me.
AFTER THE MOVIE:
We walked out of the theatre and I made her laugh with some comments about the movie, but then I just DAPPED HER UP AGAINand then left. I was trying to eye-contact max but then I remembered that I had to squintmax in the middle of holding eye contact and then she started looking at me like I was weird.
Anyways KEEP IN MIND WEVE BEEN AT THE MALL FOR 3 hours so she has to be hungry and she didn't even eat popcorn. I couldve just asked her to eat dinner at the food court or something but i didn't even think of that.
when I got back in my truck I threw the 3d glasses that the movie gave me at the windshield and drove 40 mins home with no music.
I texted her and apologized for not having plans for when we were walking in the mall
Should I even try to get a second date or is it over???
give me ideas for a second date PLEASE
She looks kinda like sydney sweeney with less uee and different coloring.
So what went wrong???
BEFORE THE DATE:
Originally I was supposed to stop by her house to pick her up so I spent an hour cleaning my truck, but a couple hours before she told me that she didn't want me to pick her up (bad sign???). Anyways I applied 4 sprays of Jimmy Choo man blue and felt like a boss driving over to the mall, but then I got stuck in traffic so I would be LATE!!!!!! (horrible first impression)
I was 15 mins late so I made her wait in her car for like 5 mins. When I saw her in the parking lot i went up to her and DAPPED HER UP
(FUARK IM SO AUTISTIC)Immediately after this it was giga-akward and we just walked towards the mall in silence as i tried to find some conversation starter.
IN THE MALL:
we had about an hour before the movie started so we just walked around the mall and talked. I spent like 20 mins trying to explain hearts of iron 4 to her, and then I talked about what forward growth is and told her that she had a good maxilla, and then I questioned her about her ethnicity (she was german/jewish) for another 10 minutes. BTW this whole time I didn't even hold her hand or anything cause I was so nervous. There was literally nothing to do in the mall so we just walked around doing nothing.
THE MOVIE:
We went to the movie theater and I got popcorn and drinks for us. SHE DIDNT EAT ANY POPCORN THOUGH (KEEP THIS IN MIND) The movie kinda sucked. I tried to lean over and whisper funny comments about the movie but it wasnt really working. I didnt even put my arm around her shoulder (CRAP) because I was mad nervous just sitting there. I probably looked stupid in the 3d glasses that the theatre gave me.
she was breathing kinda loudly and I kept getting BUTTERFLIES idk why. is that weird????!?!@?!
AFTER THE MOVIE:
We walked out of the theatre and I made her laugh with some comments about the movie, but then I just DAPPED HER UP AGAIN
and then left. I was trying to eye-contact max but then I remembered that I had to squintmax in the middle of holding eye contact and then she started looking at me like I was weird. Anyways KEEP IN MIND WEVE BEEN AT THE MALL FOR 3 hours so she has to be hungry and she didn't even eat popcorn. I couldve just asked her to eat dinner at the food court or something but i didn't even think of that.
when I got back in my truck I threw the 3d glasses that the movie gave me at the windshield and drove 40 mins home with no music.
I texted her and apologized for not having plans for when we were walking in the mall
I swear she is so beautiful i CANT EVEN DESCRIBE IT. She has green eyes and crazy dimorphism and is like 5'2 tall. Everytime i'm around her i get nervous and thats probably why i sold my bread on this date. she has a kinda sarcastic but also sweet personality that i LOVE FUAARK I HAVE A NEW ONEITIS IT IS SO OVER.
Should I even try to get a second date or is it over???
give me ideas for a second date PLEASE
