date

[jaez799]

I got a date with a girl on saturday, She’s cute. Only issue is I was throwing ideas out and she said we should go get canes and then park somewhere and eat and talk and I said sure. I don’t wanna eat that shit and get my face bloated and feel like a fat fuck just for her. But I also can’t say “I’m a fucking incel on a forum and I don’t wanna eat normal food cause it’s gonna bloat my face.” what’s the strategy here?

 

[heightcelcoper]

are we deadass?

 

[jaez799]

are we deadass?

yes idgaf abt this chick or any girl i don’t wanna date anybody i just wanna look good so i can bang them and then never call them back

 

[nzvids]

so fucking real man eating out with girls suck, always have to chomp down goyslop with pain inside you

Just try ordering something low carb and chug coconut water beforehand