buddymaxxing
i will never jester
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you go out on a date with a chick and she thinks "omg i remember being in this restaurant / café / park with my ex" or even worse she says it out loud, jfl just end it right there and then.
or you put it in and she thinks in her mind "this make/model of cock is acceptable, not quite top of the line but it's ok i guess"
or you're sitting one day with her when you're both 40 yo, married for 10 and she goes "remember that time we went for a swim naked and made out in the ocean... that was crazy" and you just die inside cuz it was not you but some other fucking nigga
this is what you're signing up for dating chicks who had several (even one) long term relationship before you.
or you put it in and she thinks in her mind "this make/model of cock is acceptable, not quite top of the line but it's ok i guess"
or you're sitting one day with her when you're both 40 yo, married for 10 and she goes "remember that time we went for a swim naked and made out in the ocean... that was crazy" and you just die inside cuz it was not you but some other fucking nigga
this is what you're signing up for dating chicks who had several (even one) long term relationship before you.