david laid makes the average “looksmaxxer” look like their not even trying

[Deleted member 17429]

flared his gonions got chad jaw, gained giga sex appeal, statusmaxxed, the list goes on

 

[Orc]

he also has a sub 5 inch 99th percentile 0-30° degree angle deformity tier dick so it evens out.

 

[Deleted member 17429]

he also has a sub 5 inch 30° degree angle 99th percentile deformity tier dick so it evens out.

i mean he’s still putting 4 inches straight into your oneitis

 

[ifyouwannabemylover]

balding from roids

 

[sergeant blackpill]

true average looksmaxxer knows it's over and uses this place to LDAR

 

[disillusioned]

'3-year natural transformation'

 

[Growth Plate]

'3-year natural transformation'

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Beta steroids
Chad puberty

 

[ItsOverCel]

It's fucking over for laid he is balding from roids but even on roids he has failed to gain muscle

 

[ItsOverCel]

Imagine losing your hair from roids and still looking DYEL and LARPing

 

[Orc]

i mean he’s still putting 4 inches straight into your oneitis

he can't even thrust straight with that boomerang appendage and I frame mog him.

it's over laid bros....

 

[germanlooks]

he also has a sub 5 inch 99th percentile 0-30° degree angle deformity tier dick so it evens out.

No way that was sub 5. Looked like 6 tbh.
Also his erection angle mogs as long as it’s adjustable and not too tight

 

[ItsOverCel]

he can't even thrust straight with that boomerang appendage and I frame mog him.

what are you talking about? where can I watch this vid, never seen it

 

[Orc]

what are you talking about? where can I watch this vid, never seen it

it's on xhamster, his dick literally stands up straight at the weirdest angle I've seen in my life.

it's positively over.

 

[Deleted member 17429]

it's on xhamster, his dick literally stands up straight at the weirdest angle I've seen in my life.

it's positively over.

imagine telling a 6’1 sex appealmaxxed chadlite it’s over because his dick is slightly small

@Growth Plate

 

[sub5inchcel]

Why did he do that? It looks like a) he doesnt like a blowjob (from a girl) b) he's not used/ doesnt know how to use a condom c) he doesnt knwo how to make a woman hot and care for lubrication and d) he definitely doesnt know how to fuck. If he wanted to prove his heterosexuality its gone wrong somehow. Watching this video (might be just my fantasy I get the impression that in reality he might be a passive gay bottom (would love to see that

 

[Growth Plate]

imagine telling a 6’1 sex appealmaxxed chadlite it’s over because his dick is slightly small

@Growth Plate

His dick isn't small. It actually is above avg iirc. Like 6 - 7 inches. He just has a very weird dick angle.

 

[Deleted member 17429]

His dick isn't small. It actually is above avg iirc. Like 6 - 7 inches. He just has a very weird dick angle.

ok dude ur gay
“IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY , HIS DICK IS 6-7 INCHES, JUST A WEIRD ANGLE”

motherfucker is gay AS FUCK
.org users really be measuring dicks

 

[Growth Plate]

ok dude ur gay
“IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY , HIS DICK IS 6-7 INCHES, JUST A WEIRD ANGLE”

motherfucker is gay AS FUCK

I watched his sextape with that gymshark girl

 

[Deleted member 17829]

Why did he do that? It looks like a) he doesnt like a blowjob (from a girl) b) he's not used/ doesnt know how to use a condom c) he doesnt knwo how to make a woman hot and care for lubrication and d) he definitely doesnt know how to fuck. If he wanted to prove his heterosexuality its gone wrong somehow. Watching this video (might be just my fantasy I get the impression that in reality he might be a passive gay bottom (would love to see that

His dick isn't small. It actually is above avg iirc. Like 6 - 7 inches. He just has a very weird dick angle.

how does everyone know the size of this guys dick u got fucked by him or what

 

[Deleted member 17429]

how does everyone know the size of this guys dick u got fucked by him or what

Im dying from laughter dude holy fuck
i cant breathe

 

[Growth Plate]

how does everyone know the size of this guys dick u got fucked by him or what

watched the sextape + estimated

 

[PURE ARYAN GENETICS]

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It's fucking over for laid he is balding from roids but even on roids he has failed to gain muscle

nice I have the same hairline

 

[randomvanish]

unless you have a solid thick hair with no balding family history, don't do roids

 

[Deleted member 17429]

unless you have a solid thick hair with no balding family history, don't do roids

dnr
blasting 10g of tren up my ass

 

[ProCoper]

it's on xhamster, his dick literally stands up straight at the weirdest angle I've seen in my life.

it's positively over.

either he suffers from peyronie's disease or it is his genetics

 

[Chadethnic101]

Why did he do that? It looks like a) he doesnt like a blowjob (from a girl) b) he's not used/ doesnt know how to use a condom c) he doesnt knwo how to make a woman hot and care for lubrication and d) he definitely doesnt know how to fuck. If he wanted to prove his heterosexuality its gone wrong somehow. Watching this video (might be just my fantasy I get the impression that in reality he might be a passive gay bottom (would love to see that

Is he circumcised?

His dick points up or down?

 

[sub5inchcel]

Is he circumcised?

His dick points up or down?

up and no idea just copied this somewhere

 

[incel194012940]

watched the sextape + estimated

There are reference pictures of David laid with other people so it would probably be able to find the exact size with the iris method

 

[randomvanish]

unless you have a solid thick hair with no balding family history, don't do roids

 

[Orc]

nice I have the same hairline

high/v shaped hairlines are northern-ish european pheno, he doesn't have it as a result of his ancestry though.

 

[randomvanish]

good luck with your nw7 hair at the age of 28 buddy

dnr
blasting 10g of tren up my ass

 

[Lmao]

No way that was sub 5. Looked like 6 tbh.
Also his erection angle mogs as long as it’s adjustable and not too tight

wdym not too tight?

 

[germanlooks]

wdym not too tight?

I mean that it’s possible for him to make the erection angle higher by pushing his dick down. If the ligaments are too tight this can be impossible in some cases at 100% erection

 

[EverythingMattersCel]

His dick isn't small. It actually is above avg iirc. Like 6 - 7 inches. He just has a very weird dick angle.

Seen the sex tape.

He is around 6.2-6.3 inches bone pressed with a very acute erection angle.

The way he handled the girl was really bad. 0 stroke game. 0 foreplay. Just threw her on the bed and started thrusting as fast as he could.

 

[Prinz Eugen]

The way he handled the girl was really bad. 0 stroke game. 0 foreplay. Just threw her on the bed and started thrusting as fast as he could.

whats the point for all this looksmaxxing if this pathetic display is the end goal?

 

[EverythingMattersCel]

whats the point for all this looksmaxxing if this pathetic display is the end goal?

You got to learn. Watch this video...



Practice makes perfect.

 

[currylightskin]

balding from roids

Why do you cope like this yakhi . He got more pussy in his life than you'll ever get

 

[edodalic29]

Ironically girls will still pass up on his gymceilled physique because “muh too much gross” and then go run to a anorexic twink

 

[Deleted member 16220]

good genetics uses steroids and ascends

vs

bad genetics uses steroids still doesn’t have good genetics

 

[sub5inchcel]

I watched his sextape with that gymshark girl

whats the name of girl in avi?

 

[tyronelite]

Seen the sex tape.

He is around 6.2-6.3 inches bone pressed with a very acute erection angle.

The way he handled the girl was really bad. 0 stroke game. 0 foreplay. Just threw her on the bed and started thrusting as fast as he could.

Did she at least orgasm?

You can’t look like that and have piss poor sex game @JOJOcel

 

[Deleted member 19294]

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It's fucking over for laid he is balding from roids but even on roids he has failed to gain muscle

Absolutely brutal. Him and Connor Murphy descended so hard. Now it's my time to shine

 

[JackHanma]

i mean he’s still putting 4 inches straight into your oneitis

If you’ve never hit the cervix don’t call yourself a man

 

[Agendum]

nice I have the same hairline

After having 1.5 hair transplants I have better hairline

 

[Oberyn]

Seen the sex tape.

He is around 6.2-6.3 inches bone pressed with a very acute erection angle.

The way he handled the girl was really bad. 0 stroke game. 0 foreplay. Just threw her on the bed and started thrusting as fast as he could.

Is it even possible to fuck someone with that weird dick angle looked like he was struggling with it lol

 

[ChristianChad]

it's on xhamster, his dick literally stands up straight at the weirdest angle I've seen in my life.

it's positively over.

Isn't dick curvature good?

 

[wollet2]

it's on xhamster, his dick literally stands up straight at the weirdest angle I've seen in my life.

it's positively over.

this is ideal erection do u have ed

 

[ChristianChad]

Seen the sex tape.

He is around 6.2-6.3 inches bone pressed with a very acute erection angle.

The way he handled the girl was really bad. 0 stroke game. 0 foreplay. Just threw her on the bed and started thrusting as fast as he could.

Acute erection angle is a good thing is it not?

 

[wollet2]

good genetics uses steroids and ascends

vs

bad genetics uses steroids still doesn’t have good genetics

he has good genetics

 

[ChristianChad]

Seen the sex tape.

He is around 6.2-6.3 inches bone pressed with a very acute erection angle.

The way he handled the girl was really bad. 0 stroke game. 0 foreplay. Just threw her on the bed and started thrusting as fast as he could.

I go for u when I finally score a girl, I know you are a sex expert