DAVID LAID SEX TAPE

Jfl at cucks that are happy for him, he ascended through roids it's obvious he's getting Laid
(lol)
 
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eyes said:
Post me above average for her phynotype then
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this girl, a friend of mine :

in the middle btw
candid pic though compared to the other
 
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Curious0 said:
Lol his dick is standing up straight. I never had such strong erections.
His dick is also like 7 inches or what?

YOU EITHER HAVE IT ALL OR YOU HAVE NOTHING. FUUUCK
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My dick is standing up straight just like that. It won't bend down much without causing terrible pain and "popping" sounds.
 
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Peachy said:
My dick is standing up straight just like that. It won't bend down much without causing terrible pain and "popping" sounds.
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My dick does that only goes down with decent amount of pressure, but no pain or sounds lol
 
cocainecowboy said:
he's natty, watch this from 7:25. his physique looks completely naturally achieveable



its all lightning and angles in his pictures
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looks incel here
 
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Deliciadecu said:
Cope, she does mog the girl on OP
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Don't get me wrong the girl that @streege sent, is hella cute.
But sorry, she doesn't mog the op girl
 
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xit said:
looks incel here
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thats an over exaggeration, but yeah looks way smaller in real life than you would expect from pictures

also he's a skullcel that is making him look less dom/intimidating. small skull is associated as weak/child characteristic

Jon skywalker is at similar weight/height as laid, but he has a big skull that makes him a lot more dom

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laid mogs him facially tho
 
streege said:
in the middle btw
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she mogs but the other bitch has a video and motion halo + professional camera and a makeup, your girl's palate is wider and midface more compact
 
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cocainecowboy said:
thats an over exaggeration, but yeah looks way smaller in real life than you would expect from pictures

also he's a skullcel that is making him look less dom/intimidating. small skull is associated as weak/child characteristic

Jon skywalker is at similar weight/height as laid, but he has a big skull that makes him a lot more dom

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laid mogs him facially tho
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jon skywalker used to be gling when he was younger but his long term tren use has aged him
 
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ZUZZCEL said:
jon skywalker used to be gling when he was younger but his long term tren use has aged him
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he doesnt even workout i bet. he just injects tren, smokes weed and hangs out with bilzerian
 
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cocainecowboy said:
he doesnt even workout i bet. he just injects tren, smokes weed and hangs out with bilzerian
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yea he might just workout once in a while just to get a pump, he doesnt go to the gym seriously. I dont really blame him tbh. But he should chill with the tren.


Hes a major douchebag tho. Hes lazy af, scams his fans etc
 
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ZUZZCEL said:
yea he might just workout once in a while just to get a pump, he doesnt go to the gym seriously. I dont really blame him tbh. But he should chill with the tren.


Hes a major douchebag tho. Hes lazy af, scams his fans etc
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kinobody legit cucked him and fucked his gf jfl
 
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Deliciadecu said:
It depends on how tight the ligaments are, also, it's only worth if it's really tight, you don't want to have a dick parallel to the ground @ 100% erection, because that means once it's at 90% it will point down, that looks weak and non-virile tbh
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you dont understand

when your penis is 8inches+ like mine it is simply too heavy to be held up
 
So the foid is fucking is really gymshark owners gf ? Holy cucking hhhhhhh life fuel to juice to the gills my frame is identical to his minus the muscle mass added with roids i know he mogs me to absolute oblivion but life fuel tbh btw who filmed that shit was it David or the foid ?
 
xit said:
you dont understand

when your penis is 8inches+ like mine it is simply too heavy to be held up
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I remember you saying your dick was ~7 inches :unsure:
 
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People on this forum like to shit on gymceling but it's still legit af as long as you're not a total manlet.
 
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95 faggots JFL

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Mateusz74 said:
What? Really? Was that why he started to hate kinobody?
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yes. kinobody cucked him super fucking hard

he fucked his gf then skywalker started drama with him

then he did some special promotion for his pre workout that it was 50% off for a day bcuz he was getting forwarded all of skywalker followers to his page and then he sold some ridic. amount and apparently got 100k back in profit
 
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cocainecowboy said:
yes. kinobody cucked him super fucking hard

he fucked his gf then skywalker started drama with him

then he did some special promotion for his pre workout that it was 50% off for a day bcuz he was getting forwarded all of skywalker followers to his page and then he sold some ridic. amount and apparently got 100k back in profit
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Fucking brutal
 
cocainecowboy said:
then he did some special promotion for his pre workout that it was 50% off for a day bcuz he was getting forwarded all of skywalker followers to his page and then he sold some ridic. amount and apparently got 100k back in profit
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holy fuck what an absolute dark triad slayer
5'10 vs 6'4 too :ROFLMAO:
 
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xit said:
nah mate never

its like 8x5.8
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Mirin tbh, Meanwhile I shrunk back to 17.5 after the temporary ED I got from stretching

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It used to go ~5mm more than my phone+usb head, now it's exactly at the end of the usb head 😡
 
cocainecowboy said:
gymcel deniers are worst people on this entire forum

they sit in their room all day rotting their bodies away while daydreaming about surgeries thinking its gonna ascend their incel genetics :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek: they all gonna learn soon enough
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Someone had to say it my nigga
streege said:
this girl, a friend of mine :

in the middle btw
candid pic though compared to the other
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The one on the left is you lean maxed don’t lie
cocainecowboy said:
yes. kinobody cucked him super fucking hard

he fucked his gf then skywalker started drama with him

then he did some special promotion for his pre workout that it was 50% off for a day bcuz he was getting forwarded all of skywalker followers to his page and then he sold some ridic. amount and apparently got 100k back in profit
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Chad moves tbh
 
Deliciadecu said:
Mirin tbh, Meanwhile I shrunk back to 17.5 after the temporary ED I got from stretching

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It used to go ~5mm more than my phone+usb head, now it's exactly at the end of the usb head 😡
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i mean you arent really using it anyway right
 
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Curious0 said:
Lol his dick is standing up straight. I never had such strong erections.
His dick is also like 7 inches or what?

YOU EITHER HAVE IT ALL OR YOU HAVE NOTHING. FUUUCK
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Not 7 looks 6.25ish to me
cocainecowboy said:
it's not really photoshop, he's just legit pro with camerawork, angles, lightning. its his hobby besides weight lifting

he's a bit like the crisick of natty gymcelling, making him look better on pictures but if you see candids or motion he look worse, but still looks above average
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Sorry but he’s not natty

He looks small in some vids because he needs to post even when he’s off cycle+glycogen depletion, etc.

His strength, his leanness, and overall size at his height is not natty
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For the record, this sums up the issues with 21st century relationships.

David Laid is a slayer, upper level chadlite/low-level Chad, and that girl is probably a Becky (can’t really tell though)

Look at the clip. He literally violently throws her into the bed while recording it, and he’s probably going to get off scot free from this. When David Laid fucks a girl like a rapist while recording it, it is considered hot.

This vid has already been out for god knows how long and he hasn’t been terminated from gymshark or lost any fans or anything.

Compare this to any betabux getting sex from a girl of any tier. She’s gonna give him a toothy blowjob, and then do missionary for five minutes until he nuts, and then five months later he is getting Me2’d and raped in the divorce court.
 
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Deliciadecu said:
That's not a matter of strong or weak erection, his penile ligaments are too tight/short, that's why it's that high, he could stretch it and get some length gains from it tbh
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holy fuarkkk legit? Mine does the same thing
 
He has severe peyronies lol
Also it’s a textbook 6 incher
 
Btw this isn't between him and the gymshark girl, its him and his gf lol





 
rip vid gone
 
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streege said:
this girl, a friend of mine :

in the middle btw
candid pic though compared to the other
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Fuark she is so perfect... looks like Margot robie ngl
 
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