DAY 1 OF LYING ON MY RESUME

[Peubert]

SINCE RECRUITING JIGGABOOS ONLY HIRE MUSLIMS AND FOIDS I WILL BE LYING ON MY RESUME ABOUT WORKING RETAIL IN ORDER TO LAND A RETAIL JOB OR SOME DIFFRENT

I LIED ABOUT:

HAVING EXPERIENCE WITH CASHREGISTERS
KNOWING HOW TO TALK TO COSTUMERS EVEN THO IM ANTISOCIAL AS SHIT
AND BEING ABLE TO CLEAN BUT WHO CARES CUZ TS EASY ANYWAY

I JUST SENT MY FIRST RESUME TO SOME RANDOM RETAIL GOYIM STORE SO IMMA POST ANOTHER THREAD IF THEY ACCEPT ME LOWKEY OR IF I GET CAUGHT (wont happen anyway)

 

[Peubert]

i shoulda posted this in financial

 

[81xa]

you can lie about a lot on your resume
all you need to do is do a little research on what ur lying about, then u can answer the basic questions about it and get away with it easy

 

[TopTierIncel42]

Career maxxing. What job are you even applying for?

 

[duhz]

i did this one time they caught onto the larp

 

[LTG]

SINCE RECRUITING JIGGABOOS ONLY HIRE MUSLIMS AND FOIDS I WILL BE LYING ON MY RESUME ABOUT WORKING RETAIL IN ORDER TO LAND A RETAIL JOB OR SOME DIFFRENT

I LIED ABOUT:

HAVING EXPERIENCE WITH CASHREGISTERS
KNOWING HOW TO TALK TO COSTUMERS EVEN THO IM ANTISOCIAL AS SHIT
AND BEING ABLE TO CLEAN BUT WHO CARES CUZ TS EASY ANYWAY

I JUST SENT MY FIRST RESUME TO SOME RANDOM RETAIL GOYIM STORE SO IMMA POST ANOTHER THREAD IF THEY ACCEPT ME LOWKEY OR IF I GET CAUGHT (wont happen anyway)

lie about being a black lesbian so you get in for the diversity hire

 

[81xa]

i did this one time they caught onto the larp

how did they catch on?

 

[tansel]

i did this one time they caught onto the larp

what was the lie

 

[LTG]

i did this one time they caught onto the larp

i sent one in jokingly to mcdonalds saying i was 38 years old, got out 15 years in prison for assult with a deadly weapon and i got a callback

 

[Peubert]

lie about being a black lesbian so you get in for the diversity hire

would lowkey work but for some reason most retail stores have this preferance for female workers

 

[LTG]

would lowkey work but for some reason most retail stores have this preferance for female workers

foids win yet again

 

[duhz]

what was the lie

that i was a lifeguard before

 

[tansel]

how did they catch on?

how about you let him answer my question first alright dumb british guy

 

[Peubert]

Career maxxing. What job are you even applying for?

anything retail

 

[LTG]

that i was a lifeguard before

lifeguard is the easiest job, if its at the beach thats hard but if its at some bullshit water park its easy as balls to just tell people when to go down slides

 

[tansel]

lifeguard is the easiest job, if its at the beach thats hard but if its at some bullshit water park its easy as balls to just tell people when to go down slides

if you were a lifeguard everybody at the beach would drown

 

[duhz]

lifeguard is the easiest job, if its at the beach thats hard but if its at some bullshit water park its easy as balls to just tell people when to go down slides

it was for a rich luxury gym company

 

[LTG]

how about you let him answer my question first alright dumb british guy

sorry lad you're not on his radar

 

[LTG]

if you were a lifeguard everybody at the beach would drown

lifeguard is the easiest job, if its at the beach thats hard but if its at some bullshit water park its easy as balls to just tell people when to go down slides

 

[monk321]

dnr dalit

 

[yex]

high t

 

[tansel]

.

 

[Truebloatcel]

SINCE RECRUITING JIGGABOOS ONLY HIRE MUSLIMS AND FOIDS I WILL BE LYING ON MY RESUME ABOUT WORKING RETAIL IN ORDER TO LAND A RETAIL JOB OR SOME DIFFRENT

I LIED ABOUT:

HAVING EXPERIENCE WITH CASHREGISTERS
KNOWING HOW TO TALK TO COSTUMERS EVEN THO IM ANTISOCIAL AS SHIT
AND BEING ABLE TO CLEAN BUT WHO CARES CUZ TS EASY ANYWAY

I JUST SENT MY FIRST RESUME TO SOME RANDOM RETAIL GOYIM STORE SO IMMA POST ANOTHER THREAD IF THEY ACCEPT ME LOWKEY OR IF I GET CAUGHT (wont happen anyway)

You should always lie on your resume

 

[Peubert]

dnr dalit

niggas be dnr'ing anything

 

[Niebvll]

Good post

 

[Peubert]

You should always lie on your resume

real, i just found out abt this after some foid told me that she landed a job after lying about everything

 

[Peubert]

bump

 

[Peubert]

ME @unknownincel @zudlife @copemaxingll AND @vazOkay ALL LIE ON OUR RESUMES AMIRITE?

 

[vazOkay]

ME @unknownincel @zudlife @copemaxingll AND @vazOkay ALL LIE ON OUR RESUMES AMIRITE?

i do 100%

 

[Peubert]

buhhhh

 

[copemaxingll]

ME @unknownincel @zudlife @copemaxingll AND @vazOkay ALL LIE ON OUR RESUMES AMIRITE?

Yesss!! Your ass IS NOT getting the job

 

[Peubert]

Yesss!! Your ass IS NOT getting the job

GUESS WHAT

 

[Peubert]

@copemaxingll @copemaxingll THEY INVITED ME 2 AN INTERVIEW BRO

 

[Peubert]

theyll probably reject my ahh anyway but we'll see on sunday

 

[copemaxingll]

@copemaxingll @copemaxingll THEY INVITED ME 2 AN INTERVIEW BRO

“What do you do during your freetime?” “I rot on org and tell sub5 to rope” “Get the FUCK out of my office you jestee”

 

[Peubert]

“What do you do during your freetime?” “I rot on org and tell sub5 to rope” “Get the FUCK out of my office you jestee”

ill just larp bro trust

now that u mention it i lowkey dont even know what i would say to that question

 

[copemaxingll]

ill just larp bro trust

now that u mention it i lowkey dont even know what i would say to that question

”it really depends on the day, sometimes I watch (favorite sport team), while others I usually go to the gym or just walk around the park”