lllight
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This was supposed to be yesterday's post, but I fell asleep.
I spent the whole day outside drunk and hanging out with two foids. I had 1,000 calories worth of alcohol, and then they decided to get a meal, so I ate with them because what the fuck is the point of not eating if we're literally ascending to get foids?
Either way, fast forward, one of them goes to the bathroom, and I am left with one of my foid friends. We were chit-chatting, and she kept complimenting me, how my face was "defined" (it's not; I'm a bloated fuck). Either way, she dropped this dumb-ass line about "looking like a looksmaxer," and I "mogged. " I died a little inside, but I have no social media, so I followed up with the line "What does that even mean?" and other insignificant stuff happened that I won't tell.
This same girl compliments me every time we see each other, but she's older than me. I'm 18 for context, so I don't think she'll let me slay her. Unless I'm being a pussy, let me know.
I spent the whole day outside drunk and hanging out with two foids. I had 1,000 calories worth of alcohol, and then they decided to get a meal, so I ate with them because what the fuck is the point of not eating if we're literally ascending to get foids?
Either way, fast forward, one of them goes to the bathroom, and I am left with one of my foid friends. We were chit-chatting, and she kept complimenting me, how my face was "defined" (it's not; I'm a bloated fuck). Either way, she dropped this dumb-ass line about "looking like a looksmaxer," and I "mogged. " I died a little inside, but I have no social media, so I followed up with the line "What does that even mean?" and other insignificant stuff happened that I won't tell.
This same girl compliments me every time we see each other, but she's older than me. I'm 18 for context, so I don't think she'll let me slay her. Unless I'm being a pussy, let me know.
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