Day in the life of a ukcel

[Gamerspyy786]

Wake up
Admire the shitty grey weather
Play Fortnite
Go outside on your e-scooter
Stab somebody
Spam “oh you lot yeah”
Go home to your parents that hate you
Die

 

[Gamerspyy786]

@yussimania @Tomorrow

 

[epsilonic]

Wake up
Admire the shitty grey weather
Play Fortnite
Go outside on your e-scooter
Stab somebody
Spam “oh you lot yeah”
Go home to your parents that hate you
Die

sounds about right, uk sucks

 

[nestivv]

Stab somebody

 

[ltnbrownacnecel]

Meanwhile Americancel gets shot at school.

 

[narrowclavLORD]

ur retarded theres way more shagging than that

 

[Gamerspyy786]

ur retarded theres way more shagging than that

What does shag mean again?

 

[gymcelld]

@inversions thoughts?

 

[inversions]

@inversions thoughts?

spot on

 

[narrowclavLORD]

What does shag mean again?

Do the sex

 

[gymcelld]

spot on

And chat up some makeupcels

 

[Gamerspyy786]

Meanwhile Americancel gets shot at school.

The actual number of school shooters in America is very very low. It seems like a lot because every single one, no matter the school and state gets publicly broadcasted and goes viral. (Usually cuz it’s muh main culprits white brahs)

 

[Gamerspyy786]

Do the sex

Yeah ukcels are actually sexhavers

More than Canada for sure. Theres plenty of incels here

 

[Gamerspyy786]

And chat up some makeupcels

 

[Gamerspyy786]

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@inversions are u a ukcel?

 

[ltnbrownacnecel]

The actual number of school shooters in America is very very low. It seems like a lot because every single one, no matter the school and state gets publicly broadcasted and goes viral. (Usually cuz it’s muh main culprits white brahs)

Last thing u see before getting slimed out at school.

 

[epsilonic]

Wake up
Admire the shitty grey weather
Play Fortnite
Go outside on your e-scooter
Stab somebody
Spam “oh you lot yeah”
Go home to your parents that hate you
Die

Average day for a council estatecel:

Wake up
Wear tracksuit from previous day
Go to maccies
Loiter and cause trouble
link w some chavs
flip the police off
go home
gets abused
post edits of themselves with a finger gun
sleep

 

[Deleted member 131540]

Wake up
Admire the shitty grey weather
Play Fortnite
Go outside on your e-scooter
Stab somebody
Spam “oh you lot yeah”
Go home to your parents that hate you
Die

welcome to brixton im in the party with barbies and drillas

 

[causeimight]

Is this really how the UK is, or is it just some of the areas? One of the areas being coincidentally where you live.

 

[Gamerspyy786]

welcome to brixton im in the party with barbies and drillas

I actually laughed out loud

Check TikTok btw

 

[yussimania]

Meanwhile Americancel gets shot at school.

atleast we don't have any skeewl shootings bruv

 

[ihatefoids88]

Wake up
Admire the shitty grey weather
Play Fortnite
Go outside on your e-scooter
Stab somebody
Spam “oh you lot yeah”
Go home to your parents that hate you
Die

and meet 40 pajeets the second you go outside

 

[Gamerspyy786]

Average day for a council estatecel:

Wake up
Wear tracksuit from previous day
Go to maccies
Loiter and cause trouble
link w some chavs
flip the police off
go home
gets abused
post edits of themselves with a finger gun
sleep

Holy shit, you said it better than me

 

[Gamerspyy786]

atleast we don't have any skeewl shootings bruv

Says this as some innocent 14 year old is getting stabbed as we speak

 

[inversions]

@inversions are u a ukcel?

yep

 

[gymcelld]

@inversions are u a ukcel?

No he from isreal

 

[Gamerspyy786]

Is this really how the UK is, or is it just some of the areas? One of the areas being coincidentally where you live.

I’m not a ukcel lol. I just see content on uk TikTok and everybody is literally the same

I’m from Canada, objectively just as bad as the uk

 

[causeimight]

I’m not a ukcel lol. I just see content on uk TikTok and everybody is literally the same

I’m from Canada, objectively just as bad as the uk

Oh well.

 

[Deleted member 183169]

'woken up by islamic call to prayer'

 

[5OuttaTen]

There’s a weird vibe of insecurity that I get from people from the UK, like there’s a very apparent fear they have of being unique in any way or having any sort of trait that others might judge

 

[Gamerspyy786]

'woken up by islamic call to prayer'

Does this actually happen?

@yussimania

 

[yussimania]

Does this actually happen?

@yussimania

no but it should be

 

[Gamerspyy786]

There’s a weird vibe of insecurity that I get from people from the UK, like there’s a very apparent fear they have of being unique in any way or having any sort of trait that others might judge

The uk is a MEME

Also I disagree, there’s plenty of normfags who do the same shit as the next man in the uk. Example is like the tracksuit wearing dude with the mudshark gf who’s into hood music who wants to be “gangster” or roadman as they call it

But I wouldn’t know tho, not from there

 

[Gamerspyy786]

no but it should be

Tbh, I understand the out rage a non Muslim would have if this was to happen in an already developed SECULAR western society

To shift the narrative now from a secular area / country to a Muslim one will be very tough. In Dearborn there was outrage because they do this despite Michigan being in America, the most secular place on earth.

I understand how this can literally add fuel to the fire for some sfcels who already hate Muslims with a passion. It may be a cause for more public attacks like mosque shootings or stabbings.

Though I agree, a majority Muslim country is usually a good thing.

 

[yussimania]

Tbh, I understand the out rage a non Muslim would have if this was to happen in an already developed SECULAR western society

To shift the narrative now from a secular area / country to a Muslim one will be very tough. In Dearborn there was outrage because they do this despite Michigan being in America, the most secular place on earth.

I understand how this can literally add fuel to the fire for some sfcels who already hate Muslims with a passion. It may be a cause for more public attacks like mosque shootings or stabbings.

Though I agree, a majority Muslim country is usually a good thing.

man fuck these Angloids they came to my land and did all that shit hell - jew brahs are on our sides opening the floodgates so we become the major population

 

[Gamerspyy786]

man fuck these Angloids they came to my land and did all that shit hell - jew brahs are on our sides opening the floodgates so we become the major population

Jews aren’t on our side

They hate white people and view them as a giga threat and they know whites hate us, which is why they do what they do.