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ŽALIOS MĖSOS - ethnic penis 8x6
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5 AM: After a good night of sleep, Badg96 wakes up to a sunny monday on Lisbon and takes a shit on his beautiful high class bathroom. When sitting at the toilet, he posts a thread:
"Why I look subhuman? is it over?"
6 AM: After browsing .org and jerking off to CR7 shirtless pics, it's time for Badg to arrange his first out of many Tinder dates of the week.
Inkwells can't understand that badg is a PSL god, therefore fuckin' women is ez for him. First prey of the day is ready to be eaten by the med bvll.
7 AM-6 PM: During this time, badg enters a deep and superior state of mind that has yet to be understood by other humans so it is better for us to just skip this part.
6 PM: But now it's time for badg to get ready for today's date!
7PM: Now that badg is looking fresh and clean, he gets on his motorcycle and goes to the bar she is supposed to meet the girl! Things are looking good!
When badg arrives though, he gets disappointed. He got catfished.
But hey, the night's not over yet! All pussy is pussy. After a few minutes of talking, badg gets some bad news - she was an escort. Since he was horny, they went directly to her place.
The rest is history.
8PM: Unfortunately, things didn't go as well as planned. Badg posts on .org saying that it's over for him and his subhuman genes.
Tomorrow is a new day so badg remembered to keep his head up and shoot for his dreams.
Good night.
"Why I look subhuman? is it over?"
6 AM: After browsing .org and jerking off to CR7 shirtless pics, it's time for Badg to arrange his first out of many Tinder dates of the week.
Inkwells can't understand that badg is a PSL god, therefore fuckin' women is ez for him. First prey of the day is ready to be eaten by the med bvll.
7 AM-6 PM: During this time, badg enters a deep and superior state of mind that has yet to be understood by other humans so it is better for us to just skip this part.
6 PM: But now it's time for badg to get ready for today's date!
7PM: Now that badg is looking fresh and clean, he gets on his motorcycle and goes to the bar she is supposed to meet the girl! Things are looking good!
When badg arrives though, he gets disappointed. He got catfished.
But hey, the night's not over yet! All pussy is pussy. After a few minutes of talking, badg gets some bad news - she was an escort. Since he was horny, they went directly to her place.
The rest is history.
8PM: Unfortunately, things didn't go as well as planned. Badg posts on .org saying that it's over for him and his subhuman genes.
Tomorrow is a new day so badg remembered to keep his head up and shoot for his dreams.
Good night.
