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How does it feel to know that Allah gave you your recessed face, shitskin, shit pheno, manlet height, shit frame, baldness and crooked nose. Allah must really hate you. You have to control and brainwash your own women because they would never willingly fuck you. Muslims in the west must resort to gang rapes. Your last cope is to massacre, behead and bomb in order to receive your 72 virgins in the paradise. What makes you think Allah will grant you this when he didn't even grant you a jaw bone?

Or maybe, JUST MAYBE, Islam is manmade and you're all brainwashed and mentally deranged.

TLDR: over for muslimcels
 
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How does it feel to know that Allah gave you your recessed face, shitskin, shit pheno, manlet height, shit frame, baldness and crooked nose. Allah must really hate you. You have to control and brainwash your own women because they would never willingly fuck you. Muslims in the west must resort to gang rapes. Your last cope is to massacre, behead and bomb in order to receive your 72 virgins in the paradise. What makes you think Allah will grant you this when he didn't even grant you a jaw bone?

Or maybe, JUST MAYBE, Islam is manmade and you're all brainwashed and mentally deranged.

TLDR: over for muslimcels
Prophet Yusuf pbuh was given half of all human beauty and was tested heavily and among one of those tests was him being seduced by many women. He was so handsome he once entered a room and the women continued cutting her food and cut her finger off but didn't notice until he left.

Point being Allah tests us with many things wealth, good looks, poverty, bad life experiences, bad looks etc. Our life here is a trial and the after life is either our reward or punishment for what we did in this life. So don't feel bad you look like a subhuman because in Islam once you get to heaven you have the height of Adam pbuh was is 60 ft as well as the beauty of Adam pbuh. Which means everyone in heaven is handsome like Chad.

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Prophet Yusuf pbuh was given half of all human beauty and was tested heavily and among one of those tests was him being seduced by many women. He was so handsome he once entered a room and the women continued cutting her food and cut her finger off but didn't notice until he left.

Point being Allah tests us with many things wealth, good looks, poverty, bad life experiences, bad looks etc. Our life here is a trial and the after life is either our reward or punishment in this life. So don't feel bad you look like a subhuman because in Islam once you get to heaven you have the height of Adam pbuh was is 60 ft as well as the beauty of Adam pbuh. Which means everyone in heaven is handsome like Chad.

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Incel cope all of that is made up to gain political power and spread islam. Jfl if you believe in fairy tales.
The original muslims used the blag flag with the Shahada on it, terrorists have just LARPED it.
I know but their methods weren't that different
 
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Incel cope all of that is made up to gain political power and spread islam. Jfl if you believe in fairy tales.

I know but their methods weren't that different
Bro you're legit a shia, you realize what sunni's believe vs shia is completely different.
 
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Isis are Sunni salafi
JFL you barely know anything about Islam. ISIS are not new they appeared after the death of the prophet PBUH. He prohphecized it as well. These people aren't Muslim.
 
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JFL you barely know anything about Islam. ISIS are not new they appeared after the death of the prophet PBUH. He prohphecized it as well. These people aren't Muslim.
He did. He made many prophecies and most of them didn't come true. But a few did lol. (Obviously if you make many some are grounded in logic they can come true).

Isis are doing exactly what the prophet did so why aren't they islamic? I mean he did kill the husband,father, and brother of Safiya and made her his wife(rape obv). And he did wage war on everyone by the sword. So how are isis different exactly? The only reason why isis kill other Muslims is because they consider the to be kuffar.
 
He did. He made many prophecies and most of them didn't come true. But a few did lol. (Obviously if you make many some are grounded in logic they can come true).

Isis are doing exactly what the prophet did so why aren't they islamic? I mean he did kill the husband,father, and brother of Safiya and made her his wife(rape obv). And he did wage war on everyone by the sword. So how are isis different exactly? The only reason why isis kill other Muslims is because they consider the to be kuffar.
If I pray to habibi Allahcel will he give me chad face
 
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He did. He made many prophecies and most of them didn't come true. But a few did lol. (Obviously if you make many some are grounded in logic they can come true).

Isis are doing exactly what the prophet did so why aren't they islamic? I mean he did kill the husband,father, and brother of Safiya and made her his wife(rape obv). And he did wage war on everyone by the sword. So how are isis different exactly? The only reason why isis kill other Muslims is because they consider the to be kuffar.
isis= khawarij
 
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Fuck! I didn’t want to post this thread on this alt account
 
Prophet Yusuf pbuh was given half of all human beauty and was tested heavily and among one of those tests was him being seduced by many women. He was so handsome he once entered a room and the women continued cutting her food and cut her finger off but didn't notice until he left.

Point being Allah tests us with many things wealth, good looks, poverty, bad life experiences, bad looks etc. Our life here is a trial and the after life is either our reward or punishment for what we did in this life. So don't feel bad you look like a subhuman because in Islam once you get to heaven you have the height of Adam pbuh was is 60 ft as well as the beauty of Adam pbuh. Which means everyone in heaven is handsome like Chad.

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That’s the lowest IQ explanation of why there are subhumans jfl

“God is just testing you bro, he just wants to see how faithful you’re with a receding jaw and balding bro :feelsuhh: . Chad is also being tested too. Don’t worry bro, once you pass this you will be rewarded with a wife in the next life (because you won’t get one in this one), trust me bro, God loves you and that’s why he’s doing this :feelsuhh:. Source: trust me”

The truth is that they made up that lie of “being tested” to make sure the unfortunate don’t go ER.

A better test would be for everyone to be equal from the start.
 
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