DEBLOAT INSTANTLY WITH THIS CRAZY FOOD

[Deleted member 16673]

I've been trying all these cope debloat methods for months now.​

However, I've been eating this food for the past two weeks, and it has worked every time.

The debloating is so quick that I debloat while I'm still eating it!!

I'd even say that it mogs furosemide for short-term debloating (<= 4 hours).


What is it, you may ask?
Well, you need to bypass the Anti-Lurker Defense Mechanism (ALDM) first:

*[/HIDETHANKS]*

It's LoSalt!

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I know what you're thinking. "muh it's just table salt with 1/3rd of the sodium content, how does it debloat?"

Well, look at the nutritional information:

The sodium has been replaced with potassium chloride.

Perfect!

So by ingesting LoSalt, you're consuming potassium and sodium at a 3:1 ratio, which is near ideal for debloating.

I sprinkle my meals with this and I swear the debloat is near-instant. I try to pinch my cheeks while eating but I can't.

Another better, yet more expensive alternative I've just opted for, is No-Salt.
Same idea, just with no sodium at all, only potassium chloride and acidity regulators.

Acidity regulators don't affect testosterone levels or anything important so no need to worry!
My No-Salt should arrive this week. I expect the same results as with LoSalt, but better.

I've seen LoSalt mentioned once or twice on the forum before, but I haven't seen anyone use or report on it.

It's incredible! A must for all you bloatcels out there struggling to keep hollow cheeks all year round!
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I've never seen anything quite like it, it mogs every single debloating method out there!


I hope you take action!




// a rep-hungry pneumo

 

[mug]

does potassium citrate work for debloating?

edit: I have some

 

[Deleted member 16673]

does potassium citrate work for debloating?

yup!

 

[Deleted member 16673]

fun fact:
potassium nitrate is used as a powerful diuretic in farm animals such as pigs and cows.
it used to be administered as a diuretic for humans too, until doctors realised it caused cancer and heart problems.

i may try it just to report on it here

 

[Whatashame]

Best user

I've been trying all these cope debloat methods for months now.​

However, I've been eating this food for the past two weeks, and it has worked every time.

The debloating is so quick that I debloat while I'm still eating it!!

I'd even say that it mogs furosemide for short-term debloating (<= 4 hours).


What is it, you may ask?
Well, you need to bypass the Anti-Lurker Defense Mechanism (ALDM) first:

[Hidden content][Hidden content]




I've never seen anything quite like it, it mogs every single debloating method out there!


I hope you take action!




// a rep-hungry pneumo

What is a combination of your debloats methods that worked until now? Other than the 3:1 potassium chloride, furosemide and water intake?

 

[Deleted member 16673]

Best user

What is a combination of your debloats methods that worked until now? Other than the 3:1 potassium chloride, furosemide and water intake?

literally it tbh.
the rest is cope.

topical caffeine is legit to fight alcohol bloat.
alcohol bloat is a different kind of bloat, it's vasodilation. Caffeine induces vasoconstriction, especially when applied topically.

 

[ReadBooksEveryday]

Major and utterly useless cope
Himaliyan salt mogs that Walmart shit

Also it's like 5AM In the UK, you might wanna consider having a decent sleep schedule for your bloat, pnuemo!

 

[Deleted member 16673]

Major and utterly useless cope
Himaliyan salt mogs that Walmart shit

Also it's like 5AM In the UK, you might wanna consider having a decent sleep schedule for your bloat, pnuemo!

you're right, nearly 6 am. i have class in 2 hours.
fuck that, im gonna fail my year and get sent back to the french countryside and rot as a poorcel studying agriculture

 

[ReadBooksEveryday]

you're right, nearly 6 am. i have class in 2 hours.
fuck that, im gonna fail my year and get sent back to the french countryside and rot as a poorcel studying agriculture

Its hard to fall asleep when you're excited asf

Thats just the life we live

 

[Whatashame]

literally it tbh.
the rest is cope.

topical caffeine is legit to fight alcohol bloat.
alcohol bloat is a different kind of bloat, it's vasodilation. Caffeine induces vasoconstriction, especially when applied topically.

i noticed that when i have a high sodium diet i get really bloated, but if i mantain the high sodium diet for days the bloat goes away. Idk why this occurs but i think its important to mantain a constant sodium intake. I will try caffeine tomorrow, but doesnt it dehydrates?

 

[edodalic29]

Someone told me to start drinking coconut water . 820g of potassium min in a bottle

 

[garoupilled_]

bookmarked will buy this shit ty pneumo

 

[AscendingHero]

I've been trying all these cope debloat methods for months now.​

However, I've been eating this food for the past two weeks, and it has worked every time.

The debloating is so quick that I debloat while I'm still eating it!!

I'd even say that it mogs furosemide for short-term debloating (<= 4 hours).


What is it, you may ask?
Well, you need to bypass the Anti-Lurker Defense Mechanism (ALDM) first:

[Hidden content][Hidden content]




I've never seen anything quite like it, it mogs every single debloating method out there!


I hope you take action!




// a rep-hungry pneumo

how did you censor your content til a react?

 

[Deleted member 16673]

i noticed that when i have a high sodium diet i get really bloated, but if i mantain the high sodium diet for days the bloat goes away. Idk why this occurs but i think its important to mantain a constant sodium intake. I will try caffeine tomorrow, but doesnt it dehydrates?

yep, maintaining a stable sodium intake helps to get rid of bloat. your body just needs time to adjust for the first few days.

caffeine does not dehydrate. unlike what it is said all over the internet, caffeine is not a diuretic. However, it does lower plasma sodium levels when consumed orally.

you shouldn't need caffeine if you're not suffereing from chronic vasodilation. you can try, but it won't do much.

 

[Deleted member 16673]

how did you censor your content til a react?

[HI"DETHANKS] text here [/HIDETH"ANKS]

ignore the "

 

[Deleted member 16673]

Someone told me to start drinking coconut water . 820g of potassium min in a bottle

yep, it's legit but it tastes disgusting.
you'd get more potassium from a spoonfull of this magic ingredient

 

[Jungcuck]

Nice, will try bg

 

[letsdoit]

yep, it's legit but it takes disgusting.
you'd get more potassium from a spoonfull of this magic ingredient

 

[letsdoit]

What magic ingredient?

 

[efidescontinuado]

What magic ingredient?

Cum

 

[letsdoit]

Yes

 

[Deleted member 28414]

giving up lasix?

 

[Deleted member 16673]

giving up lasix?

nah man i just spent £70 on indian lasix im gonna use that shit

 

[letsdoit]

nah man i just spent £70 on indian lasix im gonna use that shit

What’s lasix?

 

[Deleted member 16673]

What’s lasix?

its generic name is furosemide.

it's a loop diuretic.
i talk about it here:

MIRACLE INGREDIENT TO DEBLOAT INSTANTLY!

Furosemide It is a miracle. Today I woke up at 3PM because I had sex with my stacylite girlfriend all night 😒. My face was bloated from all the Jäger-Bombs I drank last night. I’m on a super strict and clean diet, but my girlfriend insisted on ordering pizza. I ate a 1800kcal medium pizza...

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[letsdoit]

its generic name is furosemide.

it's a loop diuretic.
i talk about it here:

MIRACLE INGREDIENT TO DEBLOAT INSTANTLY!

Furosemide It is a miracle. Today I woke up at 3PM because I had sex with my stacylite girlfriend all night 😒. My face was bloated from all the Jäger-Bombs I drank last night. I’m on a super strict and clean diet, but my girlfriend insisted on ordering pizza. I ate a 1800kcal medium pizza...

looksmax.org

Does lasix or “no salt” mog?

 

[Deleted member 27472]

Does it taste like normal salt?

 

[Deleted member 16673]

Does lasix or “no salt” mog?

i think lasix to be honest.
but you need a prescription for lasix...

 

[Deleted member 16673]

Does it taste like normal salt?

yes, just as delicious

 

[Deleted member 25223]

I've been trying all these cope debloat methods for months now.​

However, I've been eating this food for the past two weeks, and it has worked every time.

The debloating is so quick that I debloat while I'm still eating it!!

I'd even say that it mogs furosemide for short-term debloating (<= 4 hours).


What is it, you may ask?
Well, you need to bypass the Anti-Lurker Defense Mechanism (ALDM) first:

[Hidden content][Hidden content]




I've never seen anything quite like it, it mogs every single debloating method out there!


I hope you take action!




// a rep-hungry pneumo

if u havent tried nosalt then dont tell people to buy it and keep us updated

 

[looksmidder]

fun fact:
potassium nitrate is used as a powerful diuretic in farm animals such as pigs and cows.
it used to be administered as a diuretic for humans too, until doctors realised it caused cancer and heart problems.

i may try it just to report on it here

tag me when you try it

 

[SwissArms]

also cream of tartar is good has lots of potassium

 

[Kebab Master]

check dm

 

[siemke]

do yall actually notice debloating after trying these methods, for me its just mostly around 9pm im the most debloated whatever i do

 

[callisto]

everyone needs to use the anti lurker shit

 

[PURE ARYAN GENETICS]

Well, you need to bypass the Anti-Lurker Defense Mechanism (ALDM) first:

 

[CristianT]

I don't think going very low sodium is a good idea.
You need some sodium especially if you are doing like fasting for a long period of time. e.g OMAD or 16-8 and also drinking a lot of water.
I think the lo Salt is good because it does contain a bit of sodium.
The other one with 0 sodium not so good actually.

 

[DR. NICKGA]

okiedokie

 

[Jungcuck]

I don't think going very low sodium is a good idea.
You need some sodium especially if you are doing like fasting for a long period of time. e.g OMAD or 16-8 and also drinking a lot of water.
I think the lo Salt is good because it does contain a bit of sodium.
The other one with 0 sodium not so good actually.

It's the potassium/sodium ratio that matters so if you increase potassium intake you should be able to eat some salt without being bloated

 

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[Francefag]

Damn

 

[Deleted member 16673]

I don't think going very low sodium is a good idea.
You need some sodium especially if you are doing like fasting for a long period of time. e.g OMAD or 16-8 and also drinking a lot of water.
I think the lo Salt is good because it does contain a bit of sodium.
The other one with 0 sodium not so good actually.

yeat but ideal ratio is 4:1.
so with NoSalt you can afford to eat foods with sodium in them and still get to that ideal ratio!!

 

[Deleted member 16673]

i just ate 400g of carbs today and my face has 0 bloat.
this is OP.

LoSALT costs £2 !!!!!!!!

WHAT ARE YALL WAITING FOR????!!!!

 

[Kebab Master]

i just ate 400g of carbs today and my face has 0 bloat.
this is OP.

LoSALT costs £2 !!!!!!!!

WHAT ARE YALL WAITING FOR????!!!!

check your dms please. i need your help.

 

[flippasav]

That mogs the real salt

 

[zharupodrugu]

Im not sure about LOsalt i might do a research.
I would avoid FITsalt at all cost. It does consist E's its never good for anybody. Never take this kind of shit from jews.

 

[efidescontinuado]

i just ate 400g of carbs today and my face has 0 bloat.
this is OP.

LoSALT costs £2 !!!!!!!!

WHAT ARE YALL WAITING FOR????!!!!

Keep shilling your jewish products

 

[Francefag]

i just ate 400g of carbs today and my face has 0 bloat.
this is OP.

LoSALT costs £2 !!!!!!!!

WHAT ARE YALL WAITING FOR????!!!!

j'ai vu ton thread sur les sarms, tu les utilises encore ? c'est peut-être pour ça que tu peux manger 400g de glucides sans gonfler
pour un naturel je pense qu'il faut aussi diminuer les glucides

 

[Deleted member 26633]

no debloat for my subhuman wide face also this is common knowledge

 

[Member since 2022]

Ok, right now after reading the whole thread i could just unreact the thread BUT MY GOD THIS COULD LITERALLY BE GAMECHANGER FOR ME- so i will keep my like until i try it myself and if it's shit you know what's gonna happen