debloat methods fr

[project chadlite]

if u wanna debloat and thrive to look like the average hollowed cheeks starved model then i will teach u

drink liek 3.5+ liters of water without depleting ur fuckign electrolyte storage and dying (achieved by drinking more than 4.5 liters)

do cardio LOL fat fuck
spam stair machine and lose water retention

if u wanna be a fag and cope then use a gua sha debloats u for like 2 days use it for maintenance (same for hand massages i think)

if u believe in religion then u should also believe in facial exercises so do some

drink cherry stem tea and if u wanna instantly debloat then get some furosemide (ur liver will be fucked but it might be worth it)

and just lose body fat? wtf ru doing if ur not under 14% bf

do all this and ull thrive to look like the average psl petamogger and ull mog everyone in ur school trust

 

[project chadlite]

botb worthy.

 

[dprnick]

water

 

[CD34]

Bro there are just 3 softmax non cope method to debloat
1) Kcl for a 4:1 K to NA ratio
2) Lipolab / Lemon bottle
3) starvingmax

Lasix is gonna work as well, but it’s gonna fuck up your kidney

Sprintmaxing also helps but it’s not enougj.

 

[MrUnsynethsied]

Bro there are just 3 softmax non cope method to debloat
1) Kcl for a 4:1 K to NA ratio
2) Lipolab / Lemon bottle
3) starvingmax

Lasix is gonna work as well, but it’s gonna fuck up your kidney

Sprintmaxing also helps but it’s not enougj.

why you putting the scientific symbols for pottasium and sodium u fucking nerd

 

[Deleted member 85787]

just pray to Gandy

 

[CD34]

why you putting the scientific symbols for pottasium and sodium u fucking nerd

Didnt wanna text the whole name lol aint got time for this shit

 

[Never Get Up]

Stop eating carbohydrates. It’s that simple.

 

[MA_ascender]

Stop eating carbohydrates. It’s that simple.

Ketoschizo

 

[Never Get Up]

Ketoschizo

Plant brain