Debloating Plan for Today

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Since I have an event, i’ll need to be debloated in approx 12h.

1- 6.5 g of potassium (i’ll take them separately since they always lead me to shit for hours, obviously i’m talking about pure potassium)

2- 5+ L of water, I’ll finish this gallon I have here and drink more if I can.

3- Low to no Carbs and sodium, idk if it’ll make that big of a difference in just 12h but fuck it.

4- Coffee and Icing my face before leaving tonight to go out, always helps me squeeze out that little bit of water retention out of my face.

5- Cigarettes, unironically helps me, could be placebo tho.

If you have any suggestions please share, I don’t have access to drugs rn so I can’t take Furosemide.
 
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masteron and hctz daily mogs
 
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my plan is to eat 2 bags of doritoes
 
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skipping meals and 30 min walk debloat me like crazy on top of all the other things ofc
 
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skipping meals and 30 min walk debloat me like crazy on top of all the other things ofc
i’m skipping lunch and i’ll go for a 30 min walk
 
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Since I have an event, i’ll need to be debloated in approx 12h.

1- 6.5 g of potassium (i’ll take them separately since they always lead me to shit for hours, obviously i’m talking about pure potassium)

2- 5+ L of water, I’ll finish this gallon I have here and drink more if I can.

3- Low to no Carbs and sodium, idk if it’ll make that big of a difference in just 12h but fuck it.

4- Coffee and Icing my face before leaving tonight to go out, always helps me squeeze out that little bit of water retention out of my face.

5- Cigarettes, unironically helps me, could be placebo tho.

If you have any suggestions please share, I don’t have access to drugs rn so I can’t take Furosemide.
diuretics, test, masteron, arimidex + calorie deficit will lean you out very very good
 
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Cocaine
 
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Since I have an event, i’ll need to be debloated in approx 12h.

1- 6.5 g of potassium (i’ll take them separately since they always lead me to shit for hours, obviously i’m talking about pure potassium)

2- 5+ L of water, I’ll finish this gallon I have here and drink more if I can.

3- Low to no Carbs and sodium, idk if it’ll make that big of a difference in just 12h but fuck it.

4- Coffee and Icing my face before leaving tonight to go out, always helps me squeeze out that little bit of water retention out of my face.

5- Cigarettes, unironically helps me, could be placebo tho.

If you have any suggestions please share, I don’t have access to drugs rn so I can’t take Furosemide.
what event
 
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Sounds like plan, chief
 
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good stuff
when i fast for at least 20 hours while drinking coffee, nic gum, green tea, working out and taking electrolytes my face gets debloated asf
at school i just watch my friend eat junk food and get bloated as the day progresses jfl
 
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should've started earlier retard
 

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