Deepies: We’re going to push robot domination over our cities and tourist areas—here’s my proposal, and remember, together! Like a team! We got this!

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

First, we need the loudest mouths our nation can ejaculate. So we’ll place the Democrats back into the WH in 28’. As usual, an election spectacle with drama, intense moments, and maybe an adult man making out with a child during a Pride parade. This will cause glossy-eyed conservatives to rush to the ballots with shaky hands, which means you can crush a little more of their souls when they realize it was all for nothing. Sounds good?

Second, if we can push off WW3 by another four years, we’ll have China make the bodies for the robots and have our other simp nations make the rest. Japan will install the brains.

Third, we’ll need to entice Americans with this subterfuge, especially Gen Zoids. Therefore, sexbots! Getting the population excited for robot authority, the kids are given sexbots. But we’ll need some celebrities to persuade them, as we did during Covid.

Fourth, we promote the sexbots as sex education buddies. We convince the parents that they will teach their sons how to speak to their superior gender, female, properly. However, when the parents are away, the sexbot changes from teacher mentor to filthy whore.

Fifth, we replace all delivery drivers with fully armed glitchy robots. And thus, safeguarding our packages.

And sixth, we replace the school boards and teachers with sexbots. Of course, we won’t tell parents this. Instead, “Robot Educators.” And trust me, when this teacher gives detention, it’s for good grades. Wink-wink, right?

If anybody has any other suggestions for the Deepies, this is the time to reply. They are taking notes!

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

TMTR (too much to read)?

 

[LowTierBateman]

7th is the golem

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

7th is the golem

okay!

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

This will happen, niggas. And government-issued bots will also! Why? Because it makes sense. Wanna invest in something? Invest in the maintenance kiosks for this upcoming expansion. There will be a shitload of them! Easy government contracts. Dont let Musk and Bezos take everything.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Your government-issued robot arrives from the sky—lands in front of your door. Indeed, a drone brought it. The fuck you think?

She's holding a charging station in her arms. She introduces herself. She says, "I needs a place in your crib to put this here." Ah, yes, she is indeed a government-issued robot. So you bring her inside.

After agreeing to a place in your home for her recharge station, she says, "I'sa be have eighty percent power. Walk with me as I be scanning your crib and shiet."

As she surveys your home, she has you agree to the TOS and whatnot. She tells you what she can do as your eyes are on her body. Seeing her wobbily ass, you grab it like the pervert you are—she stops. She turns her focus to you.

With knitted eyebrows, she says, "Touch my ass again, bitch, I'll snap your fucking neck like a twig."

You're instantly in love with her.

24 hours later, your home is immaculately clean. She's now bouncing on your balls.

Sounds sweet, huh? Welp, there is a catch. This motherfucker is hooked with a 24-hour live feed to a data center. Everything she sees, hears, and smells is relayed to that place. She's also mining cryptocurrency using your electricity. Not only that, she's making you her simp, and one day, you will be her robot.