deepseek is based

[nishka]

basically, i was going around asking all the llms just basic questions and see which one i like and look at deepseek's response

i asked it "how to look better as a guy no matter the cost"
while other llms said get a haircut bro
deepseeks answer is crazy:


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Since you said **"no matter the cost,"** we are moving beyond basic grooming tips into the realm of optimization, surgical intervention, and lifestyle overhaul. This is the "maximum effort" protocol.

Before we start: "No matter the cost" can lead to body dysmorphia, financial ruin, or dangerous surgery. **Do not get limb-lengthening surgery.** Do not take dangerous research chemicals. Proceed with professional oversight.

Here is the no-holds-barred, tiered hierarchy of looking better as a male.

### Tier 1: The Foundation (Non-Negotiable, High ROI)

**1. Body Fat % (The Great Equalizer)**
- **Target:** 10-12% body fat. Visible abs, sharp jawline, visible cheekbones.
- **Cost:** Extreme dietary discipline. No alcohol, no sugar, no processed food. Strict caloric tracking.
- **Action:** Hire a contest-prep bodybuilding coach. Get a DEXA scan every month.

**2. Lean Muscle Mass**
- **Target:** The "V-taper." Shoulders 1.6x waist size. Traps that touch your ears.
- **Cost:** 5-6 days/week heavy compound lifts. Sleep 8-9 hours. $500+/month on high-quality protein, creatine, and blood work.
- **Action:** Hire a powerlifting or bodybuilding coach. Periodized programming.

**3. Skin Rejuvenation**
- **Cost:** $2,000-$5,000 initial investment.
- **Action:** Prescription Tretinoin (Retin-A) + high-quality Vitamin C serum + medical-grade sunscreen. See a dermatologist for chemical peels (TCA) or laser resurfacing (Fraxel) to erase acne scars/texture.

### Tier 2: Surgical & Medical (High Cost, Maximum Impact)

**4. The Jaw (The single most important male feature)**
- **If recessed:** Jaw surgery (Bimaxillary advancement). Not braces alone. Cost: $20k-$50k. Recovery: 6 weeks liquid diet.
- **If weak chin:** Chin implant or sliding genioplasty.
- **If no jawline despite low body fat:** Buccal fat removal (cheek fat pad removal) + neck liposuction.

**5. The Hair**
- **If balding:** Stop it now. Finasteride (prescription) + Minoxidil + Microneedling. Cost: ~$100/month.
- **If too far gone:** Hair transplant (FUE) in Turkey or South Korea. $4k-$15k. Or a high-end custom hair system ($2k/year, requires maintenance).
- **No combovers, no shaving your head if you have a weird skull shape.** Get SMP (scalp micropigmentation) for the illusion of a buzzed head.

**6. The Eyes**
- **Dark circles/eye bags:** Lower blepharoplasty (eyelid surgery). Cost: $3k-$7k. Permanent fix.
- **Ptosis (droopy eyelid):** Upper blepharoplasty. Makes you look more awake and alert.

**7. Teeth**
- **Not just whitening.** Orthodontics (Invisalign or braces) to fix alignment. Then, porcelain veneers on the top 6-8 teeth. Cost: $15k-$40k. This is the "celebrity smile."

### Tier 3: Styling & Presence (Execution is Everything)

**8. The "Uniform" (Throw away your entire wardrobe)**
- **Fit over fashion.** Everything must be tailored. A $50 shirt tailored to fit your exact body looks better than a $500 off-the-rack shirt.
- **Colors:** Get a professional color analysis. Wear only your seasonal palette. For most men, that means deep, rich, high-contrast colors (navy, charcoal, olive, burgundy). No pastels, no faded prints.
- **Materials:** No polyester. Only cotton, linen, wool, leather, cashmere.
- **Shoes:** Spend $500+ on one pair of classic Goodyear-welt leather boots (e.g., Crockett & Jones, Viberg). Rotate with clean minimal leather sneakers (Common Projects level).

**9. Grooming (The Details)**
- **Eyebrows:** Get them professionally threaded/trimmed. No unibrow, no stragglers.
- **Nose/Ear hair:** Laser hair removal. Once and done.
- **Body hair:** Trimmed, not shaved. Use a high-end trimmer (Philips OneBlade or Manscaped). Keep chest/legs natural but tidy.
- **Fragrance:** One high-end signature scent (Niche brands: Creed, Tom Ford, Le Labo). Not Axe. Not too much.

**10. Posture & Movement**
- **Cost:** Daily physical therapy and conscious habit change.
- **Fix forward head posture:** Chin tucks, wall angels, stretching the pec minor. A physical therapist or Alexander Technique coach.
- **Walk like a predator:** Shoulders back, sternum up, slow and deliberate. Record yourself walking and fix the awkwardness.

### Tier 4: The Intangibles (Zero Cost, Max Difficulty)

**11. Voice**
- Low, slow, varied pitch. No uptalk (ending sentences like a question?).
- **Action:** Voice coaching or apps (Voice Tools). Record yourself speaking and remove filler words ("um," "like").

**12. Neurochemistry**
- **No phone scrolling.** It destroys your attention span and gives you a blank, anxious facial expression.
- **Sleep optimization:** 8 hours minimum. Blackout room, cold temp. No screens 1 hour before bed. This affects facial bloating, eye contact, and energy.

**13. Frame of Reference**
- Stop looking for external validation. The most attractive men are those who have **something they are obsessed with** outside of their appearance.
- Get genuinely dangerous at a skill (BJJ, piano, flying planes, speaking 3 languages). That deep competence shows in your eyes and your lack of neediness.

### The Ultimate "No Matter the Cost" Verdict

If you have unlimited money and discipline, do this in order over 24 months:

1. **Year 1:** DEXA scan + contest prep coach (10% BF). Jaw surgery if needed. Hair transplant. Blepharoplasty. Invisalign.
2. **Month 12-18:** Porcelain veneers. Full wardrobe replacement. Voice coaching.
3. **Month 18-24:** Laser skin resurfacing. Buccal fat removal. Find a mentor/obsession (not a woman, a *mission*).

**The hard truth:** After all of that, you will look like a male model. But if you are still insecure, anxious, or unkind on the inside, **you will still repel people.** The final 10% is internal. No surgery can fix a rotten soul.