Definitive list of oldcel traits (feel free to add)

[ChickenAndRiceBrah]

• Skinfade
• Facial hair (even designer stubble)
• Tight clothing
• Roids
• Ever enjoyed clubbing
• Remembers .net
• Listens to deep house/future house or earlier trance and hardstyle (any from before this 2020s zoomer gymcel wave of tevvez, yosuf etc)
• Uses instagram more than tik tok

Any of these traits = invisible to foids born this millenium

 

[thickdickdaddy27]

Thinks men age like fine wine when he's spoiled milk at 30 already

 

[Aladin]

Still remembers when MySpace was a thing.

 

[ChickenAndRiceBrah]

Thinks men age like fine wine when he's spoiled milk at 30 already

Still remembers when MySpace was a thing.

true though
also actually followed the original Trump campaign and election

 

[Deleted member 24444]

So @forevergymcelling ?

 

[St.TikTokcel]

• Skinfade
• Facial hair (even designer stubble)
• Tight clothing
• Roids
• Ever enjoyed clubbing
• Remembers .net
• Listens to deep house/future house or earlier trance and hardstyle (any from before this 2020s zoomer gymcel wave of tevvez, yosuf etc)
• Uses instagram more than tik tok

Any of these traits = invisible to foids born this millenium

Nasolabial folds, NCT, droopy eyelids, skin damage, lack of collagen, elongated philtrum, loss of bone tissue and so on.

 

[zerotohero]

Nasolabial folds, NCT, droopy eyelids, skin damage, lack of collagen, elongated philtrum, loss of bone tissue and so on.

Broootal.

 

[FacialStructure404]

Nasolabial folds, NCT, droopy eyelids, skin damage, lack of collagen, elongated philtrum, loss of bone tissue and so on.

Resurrecting this shit just to say I have all of these and I want to kms

 

[longjohnmong]

had an actual childhood

had an actual loving relationship before social media spoiled all women

 

[HellenicChad]

Has sex with most zoomer girls, making them the incel generation