mxdern
maladaptively daydreaming
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Listen up retards
Please don't listen to anyone telling you to get tret from Indiamart or ADC or skinorac or any of the weird fucking "grey area" sites
It's not that difficult to get!
Prescription Method (fully legal, zero risk, worth trying anyways)
OK it's literally this simple
Just book a GP appointment through the NHS app or call your surgery.
Tell them you've had persistent mild acne on your jaw or cheeks, nothing crazy, just enough to justify the script.
They'll likely start you on adapalene or treclin (tret + clindamycin, this actually works roughly the same/better because clindamycin is a antibiotic)
but here's where you have to push
this becomes a lot easier if you already have a derm btw
Fake taking it for like a month, and say that "its not agreeing with my skin" or some bullshit jfl.
> use your wide frame and Chadlite bone structure to intimidate the chemist into giving you/getting you referred for tretinoin.
> ???
> profit
*note: Boots, Superdrug, etc. will also sell it to you after an online appointment
this is what all my fag coworkers do
Online Private Prescription (also fully legal and zero risk, worth trying if you are under 18 and don't know how to make a GP appointment for yourself jfl)
Sources: Skin + Me, Dermatica, Klira and MedExpress
These companies literally want to give you tretinoin, it's their whole business model
Costs like £20–£30 for consultation, even less for the tube (or it comes with the consultation fee).
No photos needed half the time, just forms to fill out but if you are even too high inhib to send skin photos to a derm then it might be over for you jfl.
Just LARP as having the exact symptoms you need to get prescribed tret/treclin
Delivered to your door in 48 hours and the package will never have even been touched by a jeet
PLUS you get the full benefit of an actual dermatologist helping you with skin
believe it or not, qualified professionals are better than randoms on the org
such a high ROI investment if you are serious about ts
Amazon (yes, that Amazon)
For all my high inhib retards who are too lazy/broke/lowIQ for all of this
You can literally get it on amazon if you are willing to risk £12
Link for 0.05% cream: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0DQC863ZJ
"but", you cry "that's just retinol cream!"
chill out
it's sold under that name so that they can sell it on amazon
you can actually cross-reference this with the indiamart product
general rules for finding tretinoin on amazon
look for:
Final Words
OK I never ever want to see you niggas post another "how do I get tretinoin" post ever again
Unless you have literally perfect skin, tret is such a high ROI thing to have in your stack because it solves most texture related problems
And obviously, wear your fucking SPF
I would know....
- mxdern
Please don't listen to anyone telling you to get tret from Indiamart or ADC or skinorac or any of the weird fucking "grey area" sites
It's not that difficult to get!
Prescription Method (fully legal, zero risk, worth trying anyways)
OK it's literally this simple
Just book a GP appointment through the NHS app or call your surgery.
Tell them you've had persistent mild acne on your jaw or cheeks, nothing crazy, just enough to justify the script.
They'll likely start you on adapalene or treclin (tret + clindamycin, this actually works roughly the same/better because clindamycin is a antibiotic)
but here's where you have to push
this becomes a lot easier if you already have a derm btw
Fake taking it for like a month, and say that "its not agreeing with my skin" or some bullshit jfl.
> use your wide frame and Chadlite bone structure to intimidate the chemist into giving you/getting you referred for tretinoin.
> ???
> profit
*note: Boots, Superdrug, etc. will also sell it to you after an online appointment
this is what all my fag coworkers do
Online Private Prescription (also fully legal and zero risk, worth trying if you are under 18 and don't know how to make a GP appointment for yourself jfl)
Sources: Skin + Me, Dermatica, Klira and MedExpress
These companies literally want to give you tretinoin, it's their whole business model
Costs like £20–£30 for consultation, even less for the tube (or it comes with the consultation fee).
No photos needed half the time, just forms to fill out but if you are even too high inhib to send skin photos to a derm then it might be over for you jfl.
Just LARP as having the exact symptoms you need to get prescribed tret/treclin
Delivered to your door in 48 hours and the package will never have even been touched by a jeet
PLUS you get the full benefit of an actual dermatologist helping you with skin
believe it or not, qualified professionals are better than randoms on the org
such a high ROI investment if you are serious about ts
Amazon (yes, that Amazon)
For all my high inhib retards who are too lazy/broke/lowIQ for all of this
You can literally get it on amazon if you are willing to risk £12
Link for 0.05% cream: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0DQC863ZJ
"but", you cry "that's just retinol cream!"
chill out
it's sold under that name so that they can sell it on amazon
you can actually cross-reference this with the indiamart product
general rules for finding tretinoin on amazon
look for:
- "retin-A" "Vitamin A" etc.
- Shipped from: India
- only in percentages 0.025, 0.05, 0.1 (anything else obviously fake)
- generic brand (sketchier the better)
- at least 30+ reviews, 4.5star or above
Final Words
OK I never ever want to see you niggas post another "how do I get tretinoin" post ever again
Unless you have literally perfect skin, tret is such a high ROI thing to have in your stack because it solves most texture related problems
And obviously, wear your fucking SPF
I would know....
- mxdern
