Deformed kids speedrun

[lurking truecel]

lets look at how likely diff kinds of assymetries are at that age

Asymmetry or Aesthetic/Structural Issue in the Baby	Risk when mother is 20–24	Risk when mother is 43–45+	Relative increase (how many × more likely)	Main reason & notes
Positional plagiocephaly (flat head on one side) + facial asymmetry	~15–20% (mostly mild)	~35–50% (often moderate–severe)	2–3×	Larger baby + weaker neck muscles in late-pregnancy + older moms more likely to have C-section (baby doesn’t get molding)
Torticollis (head tilt) with facial asymmetry (one eye/ear lower)	1–2%	4–8%	3–6×	Stiffer uterine environment, larger baby, higher chance of difficult delivery
Asymmetrical ear position or size (one ear lower/protruding)	Very rare (<0.5%)	2–5%	5–15×	Part of the craniofacial asymmetry cluster seen with advanced maternal age
Asymmetrical cranial shape (brachycephaly + scaphocephaly combo)	~5%	15–25%	3–5×	Combination of large head + reduced skull malleability at birth
Single palmar crease (simian crease) – often unilateral	~1–2%	5–10%	4–8×	Soft marker for chromosomal issues; much more common with egg aging
Epicanthal fold asymmetry (one side more pronounced)	Rare	Common soft marker	5–10×	Same chromosomal soft-marker category
Clinodactyly (curved pinky) – often only on one hand	~1%	5–8%	5–10×	Another common soft marker of egg aging
Asymmetrical leg creases / hip click (developmental dysplasia of hip, DDH)	1–2%	3–6%	2–4×	Larger baby + reduced uterine tone + breech more common
Asymmetrical chest / rib cage (mild pectus or rib flare on one side)	Very rare	Occasionally seen	—	Large baby stretching older maternal pelvis asymmetrically
Unilateral undescended testicle (boys)	~1% at birth	3–5%	3–5×	Slightly higher with older eggs
Asymmetrical facial movement at birth (mild facial nerve asymmetry)	<0.5%	1–3%	4–10×	Higher rate of subtle birth trauma or compression with larger head/older pelvis
Asymmetrical crying face (one side weaker) – resolves in weeks	Rare	5–10× more common	5–10×	Same mechanism as above

 

[mcmentalonthemic]

Why isn't it meta to freeze your eggs

 

[lurking truecel]

Why isn't it meta to freeze your eggs

i dont think thats a better method, one should only be able to have kids at 30 or below, ideally 18-25

 

[Daddy's Home]

Stacy mother, so it has by default a longer expiration and availability time, because it has better health, better genetic resistance to external factors / that can damage cells

Your table is made in relation to average subhuman day to day women, who struggle for 2-3+ years at 32-35 years old while on treatment just to have a chance to get pregnant, and the pregnancy has a very high chance of not coming to fruition due to complications..

 

[lurking truecel]

Stacy mother, so it has by default a longer expiration and availability time, because it has better health, better genetic resistance to external factors / that can damage cells

Your table is made in relation to average subhuman day to day women, who struggle for 2-3+ years at 32-35 years old while on treatment just to have a chance to get pregnant, and the pregnancy has a very high chance of not coming to fruition due to complications..

yea this one might be fine, but she is setting the average foid up for failure lol