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Urban Dictionary: Chocolate Charlie
The act of jacking off with ones own shit. I stress that you use your own shit because using someone elses....would just be gross.
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Cincinnati Chili Cheese Dog
the act of mixing your shit and vomit to create this fluid mixture then pour some on a long roll, and feed it to your fat bitch.
Conner: Yo dude, i think i just drank to much vodka.
Kasandra: Well, im kinda hungry. Here shit in this jar, then throw up in it.
Conner: WTF?
Kasandra: just do it
Conner: (HE throws up and shits)
Kasandra: ( she pours it into a longroll)
*she then proceeds to eat it
Coonner: Dudeeeeee What the fuck is your deal...not cool
Kasandra:Mmmm....Cincinnati Chili Cheese Dog...my favorite midnight snack
by compacked shit July 01, 2009
the act of mixing your shit and vomit to create this fluid mixture then pour some on a long roll, and feed it to your fat bitch.
Conner: Yo dude, i think i just drank to much vodka.
Kasandra: Well, im kinda hungry. Here shit in this jar, then throw up in it.
Conner: WTF?
Kasandra: just do it
Conner: (HE throws up and shits)
Kasandra: ( she pours it into a longroll)
*she then proceeds to eat it
Coonner: Dudeeeeee What the fuck is your deal...not cool
Kasandra:Mmmm....Cincinnati Chili Cheese Dog...my favorite midnight snack
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Urban Dictionary: make a pencil
Make a pencil -- (v) When the toddler child of an ugly, pathetic single mom puts his arms over his head with his fingers pressed together into a point, like a giant pencil. The toddler's mom then inserts the toddler in this "pencil" position into her vagina for the purpose of masturbation...
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Urban Dictionary: French Meatball
The act of a male cumming and shitting in a girls hands as she rolls up the recently deposited wad into a ball. She then takes the ball and launches it at his cock as he tries to hit the ball with his cock.
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Moroccan Cot Death
A sexual act whereby, unbeknown to your sexual partner, you light a small fire underneath the cot of your's and your partners sleeping baby. you then proceed you have rigorous sex with your girlfriend from behind, still attempting to see how long you can hold on for whilst she tries to scramble away from your clutches to save the baby. Requires a large degree of resilience.
"My bird is not talking to me at the moment. I tried a quick Moroccan cot death on her last night and she didnt see the fun side"
by Teddy West May 24, 2012
A sexual act whereby, unbeknown to your sexual partner, you light a small fire underneath the cot of your's and your partners sleeping baby. you then proceed you have rigorous sex with your girlfriend from behind, still attempting to see how long you can hold on for whilst she tries to scramble away from your clutches to save the baby. Requires a large degree of resilience.
"My bird is not talking to me at the moment. I tried a quick Moroccan cot death on her last night and she didnt see the fun side"
by Teddy West May 24, 2012
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Because she thought it wasn't loaded.
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Dutch Oven Brownie
A classy addition to the Dutch Oven. After being trapped, under the sheets and permeated by stench, the unwilling participant is further horrified to learn that the stench does not come from a come-and-go fart but rather a nice steaming turd.
Bob: Hey, Shirley! The show's back on.
Shirley: Damn. I hate missing a single second of Two and a Half Men.
Bob: Come over here and cuddle close.
Shirley: Sure thing. Wait what are you...mmmmmppppththhth...I can't breathe under here...wait what is that? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY EGYPTIAN COTTON!
Bob: Enjoy your Dutch Oven Brownie.
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A classy addition to the Dutch Oven. After being trapped, under the sheets and permeated by stench, the unwilling participant is further horrified to learn that the stench does not come from a come-and-go fart but rather a nice steaming turd.
Bob: Hey, Shirley! The show's back on.
Shirley: Damn. I hate missing a single second of Two and a Half Men.
Bob: Come over here and cuddle close.
Shirley: Sure thing. Wait what are you...mmmmmppppththhth...I can't breathe under here...wait what is that? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY EGYPTIAN COTTON!
Bob: Enjoy your Dutch Oven Brownie.
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