Degeneracy Megathread [NSFW ALLOWED]

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I've changed my mind since then, you're actually a cool guy

 

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Bought The Farm
Passed away. Expired. Vacated this worldly plain. Snuffed it.
Mrs Tiggywinkle? It's PC Bobs, here. I'm afraid I have some upsetting news. Your husband was crossing the M4 and, well I'm afraid he bought the farm. Squashed flatter than a witch's tit. He was.
We scraped Him up as best we could. He's in this bucket. I shouldn't look if I were you.
by mockschmock December 12, 2006

 

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shit the bed
1. verb. To die
2. verb. To become mechanically inoperable beyond the point of repair. See also, fucked, fubar.
entymology and usage: "shit the bed" comes from the unfortunate final humiliation when bowels completely relax at the point of death, causing the contents of the colon to be expelled. To use the term as a "euphamism" for biological death is considered to be in poor taste. It is more often colorfully used in definition 2.
1. That asshole Mr Jones never had a good word to say to anyone. At his funeral, the few attendees were secretly glad that he had shit the bed.
2. I was hoping that my car could be repaired, but the mechanic told me that it had shit the bed so I had it scrapped.
by Marc February 25, 2004

 

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Shit the Cock
When something breaks it "shits the cock"
"Dude, they drove there car off the upper parking lot, gapped the road and landed about 30 feet down. They did it twice before the suspension shit the cock"
by superman :] October 18, 2008

 

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Urban Dictionary: mc donalds cheeseburger

Living poison.

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Today at 3:21 PM

 

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Today at 3:21 PM

tbh jfl

 

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Anonymous 07/22/20(Wed)08:01:29 No.14438451▶
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THEY TOOK THIS FROM US ALL BECAUSE OF SOME REDHEADED FAGGOT FILMMAKER

 

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r/Cuckold

r/Cuckold: A Community for Cuckolds & Their Hotwives

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jump the gun
To commit suicide, not necessarily by use of a gun.
Bob Jumped the gun because his wife was cheating on him.
by some guy November 21, 2002

 

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Anonymous 07/22/20(Wed)14:48:06 No.14440241▶
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Have we reached a consensus on the impossible/beyond meat? I was really looking forward towards making this my go-to meat when it hit grocery stores but it is far too prohibitively expensive. One pound of it costs almost $10 which is insane, I can buy one pound of ground beef for $5, $9 if I want good quality. I'm not a vegan or vegetarian but I am an environmentalist and I saw this meat as alternative to cut down on our consumption of beef. It tastes good honestly, it not quite like beef but it's so close compared to the previous garbage vegans were putting out previously. But their prices have not changed at all, and at this price point I cannot justify switching over.

 

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JFL, female virtue signalling knows literally no bounds

 

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Wraparound Shotgun implant By Eppley

Instant fwhr and pfl increase

 

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Imagine dying just end up being in some dudes backyard and getting kissed on your dead lips.

 

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