Ritalincel
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Funny, since he's rumored to be a homo groper.
"... probably heard all about John Travolta getting sued for two million dollars by a
masseuse claiming "sexual battery,
saying Travolta groped "his and the shaft of his"
Yesterday my uncle who owns and sells snakes needed to go out of town and told me if i took care of the snakes (22 of them) until he got back he would give me 20 dollars. That night he left and i went to feed the snakes, while there i found he also kept really big snakes, (not exactly sure what kind. I fed them then decided to stay. after a while i started feeling like masterbating, so i was going to go home when i sawone of the big snakes, it was mostly green but i took it out of its enclosure and looks at its under side, definetly a female. Parents were probably asleep and my uncle wouldnt be back for 4 days so i fucked the snake. At first [she] squirmed alot but then didnt move much, it felt good. After i came in her i checked if it was okay, it tried to slither around so i but her back in her enclosure and went home. Is this okay? Should i do it again?
jfl wtf im screaming
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canine_penis
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_der_Hunde