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[GoErOnFoids]

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[Psocho]

bro just stole my shi

 

[chrisitsoverr]

see if your blocked first and foremost

 

[JasGews69x]

 

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[GoErOnFoids]

Whateva happend there

 

[Nathan Fielder]

yeah..pretty awkward here’s out it went:
I had a house party
—> only reason why I’m going is she texts me she’ll be here

I POP OUT PRE ANTI-INHIB STACK
(mushroomssss)

We ACTUALLY talk a lot during it!! I try to flirt with her but im not the best

little example:

- “hey did change your hair? love the way it suits your face”

-“hihi thanks!” (she blushes a lil bit)
after this WIN, figured that were not gonna stand here, so I try to invite her to a sofa

MY GOAL IS TO CUDDLE BUT IDK IF SHE WANTS SINCE IDK IF SHE LIKES ME

SHE MAKES THE FIRST MOVE!!
we cuddle, I play with her hair and talk about nonsense because we were both DRUNK

we stay here for 30 MINS

I tell her:
“hey, we should see us more some time yk?”
she agrees!!!

NOW FOR THE AUTISTIC MOMENT:

the drinks has coca-cola in it (rhum-cola, vodka-cola, yk the things you’ll see at a teenage party)

BUT
it makes me gassy..

I deeply wanted to fart for about 15 mins but couldn’t
my stomach began rumbling really bad

I HAD TO FIND AN EXCUSE OR IM GONNA FUCKING FART!!

I used an excuse to go get her and me a drink (clever mf)
when getting up..oh god..

I DROPPED A HORRIFYING FART IN HER FUCKING FACE

FUCKING HELL!!!!!
Spoiler: the worst..

we made eye contact but no one say anything (fucking awkward)

I go in the kitchen and my hb say:
“ay bro i’m gonna head out soon you coming ”

after this disastrous event yeah i’m coming

I don’t say good bye, nothing but pure gaz in her face

NOW I NEED TO DM HER TO PLAN A DATE BUT HOW CAN I DO IT???

I JUST FARTED IN HER FACE!!

please help!! I REALLY NEED

 

[GoErOnFoids]

yeah..pretty awkward here’s out it went:
I had a house party
—> only reason why I’m going is she texts me she’ll be here

I POP OUT PRE ANTI-INHIB STACK
(mushroomssss)

We ACTUALLY talk a lot during it!! I try to flirt with her but im not the best

little example:

- “hey did change your hair? love the way it suits your face”

-“hihi thanks!” (she blushes a lil bit)
after this WIN, figured that were not gonna stand here, so I try to invite her to a sofa

MY GOAL IS TO CUDDLE BUT IDK IF SHE WANTS SINCE IDK IF SHE LIKES ME

SHE MAKES THE FIRST MOVE!!
we cuddle, I play with her hair and talk about nonsense because we were both DRUNK

we stay here for 30 MINS

I tell her:
“hey, we should see us more some time yk?”
she agrees!!!

NOW FOR THE AUTISTIC MOMENT:

the drinks has coca-cola in it (rhum-cola, vodka-cola, yk the things you’ll see at a teenage party)

BUT
it makes me gassy..

I deeply wanted to fart for about 15 mins but couldn’t
my stomach began rumbling really bad

I HAD TO FIND AN EXCUSE OR IM GONNA FUCKING FART!!

I used an excuse to go get her and me a drink (clever mf)
when getting up..oh god..

I DROPPED A HORRIFYING FART IN HER FUCKING FACE

FUCKING HELL!!!!!
Spoiler: the worst..

we made eye contact but no one say anything (fucking awkward)

I go in the kitchen and my hb say:
“ay bro i’m gonna head out soon you coming ”

after this disastrous event yeah i’m coming

I don’t say good bye, nothing but pure gaz in her face

NOW I NEED TO DM HER TO PLAN A DATE BUT HOW CAN I DO IT???

I JUST FARTED IN HER FACE!!

please help!! I REALLY NEED

Op this was not it