Deliciadecu was right about height

[AlwaysHaveQuestions]

Yesterday I was grocerycelling. I saw a super cute girl. I'm 5'9 and she was around 5'8. Nice. There is a chance.

Then her ogre 6'4 father came along and mogged me to the depts of tartarus. Her whole life she had tall uncles, cousins, brothers, and father. I realize it doesnt matter if I'm taller or at least height match her. I need to defeat her father.

 

[Deleted member 2403]

 

[Deleted member 6723]

this is what im talking about jfl u sound so funny cuz of it

 

[Schnitzel]

I need to defeat her father.

and what did you do instead?

 

[AlwaysHaveQuestions]

and what did you do instead?

i barked at him

 

[Deleted member 2214]

Did you bang her father to get closer to her?

 

[AlwaysHaveQuestions]

Did you bang her father to get closer to her?

he couldnt even sense my presence

 

[Deleted member 2214]

he couldnt even sense my presence

Did he sense your butt?

 

[AlwaysHaveQuestions]

Did he sense your butt?

i only wag my tails for @Schnitzel

 

[Schnitzel]

Did he sense your butt?

 

[Deleted member 2214]

I'm mirin you.

 

[Deleted member 12303]

wow heightpill is the most brutal

 

[Uglyandfat]

i barked at him

chad

 

[Deleted member 1100]

I'm always right

There are advantages to this though, since you can pretty much know her father and you'll know what attracts her in general terms

 

[Deleted member 3556]

I'm always right

There are advantages to this though, since you can pretty much know her father and you'll know what attracts her in general terms

This is one hole in my plan to breed a tall young EE Stacy. She will have tall chad brothers and relatives. Fuck me. @RealLooksmaxxer @MoeZart @Gargantuan its a wrap

 

[sKdLeL]

mogging a girl's dad = everything tbh