Delusional Foid

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Yall can call this larp or whatever the fuck you wanna call it, this happened in front of my very own eyes.

This delusional foid and her friend come up to me AS my girlfriend is in my lap and proceeds to say “you could do so much better” and then tries to get my snap. Obviously I said no due to the fact that she could not compare to my amazing girl AND she had the fucking audacity to do that shit. I hope all those dumbass low iq foids all get hit by trucks and busses until the are blended in with the ground.

Also not a molecule :hnghn::lul:
 
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Bump someone tell me what to do if this happens again please, because all I said was no, should I say fuck off or just walk away?
 
Bump someone tell me what to do if this happens again please, because all I said was no, should I say fuck off or just walk away?
Tell her she’s a sub5 femoid and if she talks to you again you’ll go ER
 
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Bump someone tell me what to do if this happens again please, because all I said was no, should I say fuck off or just walk away?
Just start making out with your girl in front of her bro
 
Yall can call this larp or whatever the fuck you wanna call it, this happened in front of my very own eyes.

This delusional foid and her friend come up to me AS my girlfriend is in my lap and proceeds to say “you could do so much better” and then tries to get my snap. Obviously I said no due to the fact that she could not compare to my amazing girl AND she had the fucking audacity to do that shit. I hope all those dumbass low iq foids all get hit by trucks and busses until the are blended in with the ground.

Also not a molecule :hnghn::lul:
While I was reading this I leaned down towards my phone and my pants became tighter and I got hard asf 😭 never reading ur threads again nigga
 
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Just start making out with your girl in front of her bro
This is the funniest fucking shit I’ve ever heard but yk what hell yea gladly nigga I kid you not she looks like Emma Watson with fucking more hunter shaped eyes and more bones she’s lowk my dream ❤️‍🩹🥹
 
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While I was reading this I leaned down towards my phone and my pants became tighter and I got hard asf 😭 never reading ur threads again nigga
You deserve a follow for that
 
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This is the funniest fucking shit I’ve ever heard but yk what hell yea gladly nigga I kid you not she looks like Emma Watson with fucking more hunter shaped eyes and more bones she’s lowk my dream ❤️‍🩹🥹
Caging at this so hard, you are winning. Honestly though do try it, shows loyalty in a way that makes her think you are spontaneous and shit which will turn her on (once you get married)
 
I've seen something like this happen, but it was a chopped guy talking to some girl next to her boyfriend, they just ignored him.

Btw, what's your rating?
 
I've seen something like this happen, but it was a chopped guy talking to some girl next to her boyfriend, they just ignored him.
nigga i was talking to my girlfriend she was on my lap, and these two niggas come out of nowhere :lul::lul:

and my gf is not ugly by any means ive described her up there but one of the foids that came up tried getting my fucking snap while wearing the most fucking amount of makeup i have ever seen :lul::lul: (my gf wears 0 makeup, only mascara)and she fucking fogged her so hard :p:p

it was genuinely funny as fuck to watch
 
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havent gotten one, dont seek to get one any time soon
I was just wondering if you were above average(probably).

Your name is hltn, but this doesn't seem like something that would happen to an average guy.
 
hltn is my name i put it at that cuz i didnt wanna put anything like fucking m_htn or h_htn but maybe in the near future ill change my name, i can pm you my eye area if you would like most people have said im probably htn+ if you dont believe me i can show you a screenshot.

also i do have a height halo im 6,1 at 15 and most of my area is like short asf (thanks dad :LOL:)
 
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Yall can call this larp or whatever the fuck you wanna call it, this happened in front of my very own eyes.

This delusional foid and her friend come up to me AS my girlfriend is in my lap and proceeds to say “you could do so much better” and then tries to get my snap. Obviously I said no due to the fact that she could not compare to my amazing girl AND she had the fucking audacity to do that shit. I hope all those dumbass low iq foids all get hit by trucks and busses until the are blended in with the ground.

Also not a molecule :hnghn::lul:
June indian
 
hltn is my name i put it at that cuz i didnt wanna put anything like fucking m_htn or h_htn but maybe in the near future ill change my name, i can pm you my eye area if you would like most people have said im probably htn+ if you dont believe me i can show you a screenshot.

also i do have a height halo im 6,1 at 15 and most of my area is like short asf (thanks dad :LOL:)
Now I'm intrigued boyo, can you pm it.
 
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Yall can call this larp or whatever the fuck you wanna call it, this happened in front of my very own eyes.

This delusional foid and her friend come up to me AS my girlfriend is in my lap and proceeds to say “you could do so much better” and then tries to get my snap. Obviously I said no due to the fact that she could not compare to my amazing girl AND she had the fucking audacity to do that shit. I hope all those dumbass low iq foids all get hit by trucks and busses until the are blended in with the ground.

Also not a molecule :hnghn::lul:
@Slayfer only falio my gf has is being too short now obviously this is good for girls but i dont want her cooking my kids genes :LOL:
 
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@Slayfer only falio my gf has is being too short now obviously this is good for girls but i dont want her cooking my kids genes :LOL:
My dad is 6'1(your height), but my mom is 5'2.

Luckly I'm 5'10, it could've turned out much worse.
 
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My dad is 6'1(your height), but my mom is 5'2.

Luckly I'm 5'10, it could've turned out much worse.
everyone on my mums side is 6,2+ my dad is 6,4 but my mum is 5,6 might be time to pack it up icl
 
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Yall can call this larp or whatever the fuck you wanna call it, this happened in front of my very own eyes.

This delusional foid and her friend come up to me AS my girlfriend is in my lap and proceeds to say “you could do so much better” and then tries to get my snap. Obviously I said no due to the fact that she could not compare to my amazing girl AND she had the fucking audacity to do that shit. I hope all those dumbass low iq foids all get hit by trucks and busses until the are blended in with the ground.

Also not a molecule :hnghn::lul:
@takethewhitepill :hnghn: what we thinkin
 
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@takethewhitepill :hnghn: what we thinkin
I believe it and I've now decided that the foids appropriate punishment is that you should kidnap her and force her to undergo transgender surgery so now she does that same shit and walks up to a couple just to get the shit smacked out of her before getting pegged.
 
everyone on my mums side is 6,2+ my dad is 6,4 but my mum is 5,6 might be time to pack it up icl
You should be 6'5 atleast because your mum is taller than the average female population
 
transgender surgery so now she does that same shit and walks up to a couple just to get the shit smacked out of her before getting pegged.
:lul::lul::lul::lul: funniest shit ive ever heard
 
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Yall can call this larp or whatever the fuck you wanna call it, this happened in front of my very own eyes.

This delusional foid and her friend come up to me AS my girlfriend is in my lap and proceeds to say “you could do so much better” and then tries to get my snap. Obviously I said no due to the fact that she could not compare to my amazing girl AND she had the fucking audacity to do that shit. I hope all those dumbass low iq foids all get hit by trucks and busses until the are blended in with the ground.

Also not a molecule :hnghn::lul:
@SvtvnTr14d even more proof foids cant get anymore retarded
 

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