"depressed" normies annoy me

[hax]

i'm reading through my friends messages and they keep saying some corny shit every week:

"yea jumping off a roof seems pretty nice rn"
"heh- probs gonna kill myself after school so anyways"
"god life is so hard i really need a shotgun"
"i would do some really bad things... yall would hate me for even sharing"
"i mean like... i might stop replying one day or another"

in theory i should care but i know these normies just want to sound so deep and mysterious...
this is so obvious when they send those speeding motorcycles video with some sad bum ass quote like bsfr rn.

like they're not failing in a single aspect of life (looks/grades/status/relationship) why are you even whining?
it pisses me off the the point where i get shivers every time they just talk about this and i have to restrain myself from talking back.