Describe a time you accidentally acted irl as if you were on PSL

[apocalypse]

- a friend was trying to armchair psychoanalyze me and asked "what is your biggest problem in life right now", I said not looking like Alain Delon
- said "standing in this line is spiking my cortisol"
- said Brad Pitt is "99.9th percentile in looks" (a friend was saying men age like fine wine and used Pitt as an example)

I'll add more as I think of them

 

[Deleted member 16530]

Out of nowhere I tell some people the story of meeks

his life,arrest,mugshot,marrying billionaire’s daughter and everything

 

[Deleted member 2214]

- When I compliment people I also use percentiles to sound more exact. Like "You're fat but your jaw is top 1% so you're fine".

- I've told my brother to stop mouthbreathing in his swimming classes because it will turn him into an even more recessed subhuman.

- I've called darker skinned Mexicans "criminales de mierda" (shitskinned thugs) on rare occasion. As a joke in Minecraft ofc.

 

[Deleted member 15099]

Its over for your autism

 

[Matthias8272]

When I was in highschool I used psl terminology and discussed blackpill in class with people i knew and at breaks

 

[Deleted member 8165]

i laughed at some ugly dude that asked a gl one why he was so sucessful with girls ( he was legit too)

 

[Deleted member 16197]

- a friend was trying to armchair psychoanalyze me and asked "what is your biggest problem in life right now", I said not looking like Alain Delon
- said "standing in this line is spiking my cortisol"
- said Brad Pitt is "99.9th percentile in looks" (a friend was saying men age like fine wine and used Pitt as an example)

I'll add more as I think of them

first memory is based and delonpilled

 

[Deleted member 16346]

I said 'just fucking lol' out loud irl once + I've said it's over for people before

 

[DwayneWhite55]

I've only used the word simp in real life and tell guys it's only about looks,height,money

 

[apocalypse]

- told people I need to leanmax before applying for jobs because "people judge you on your looks"

 

[Foreverbrad]

I got my girlfriend to inject me with steroids

 

[Clark69]

me and my friend speak in PSL terminology all the time
"this song fucking mogs"
"just fucking lol"

 

[Lux]

based & mogs are in my daily vocabulary. slightly less cringe since it's been adopted by lifters & I put on some mass. Rubbed off on my friends & even some girls they started saying it too jfl

 

[aBetterMii]

Several times saying Chad and times having said "its over" and talking about my weak eye area (literally saying weak eye area, and mentioning NCT)

 

[Deleted member 6305]

I never acted retarded like that IRL
Even when I had the opportunity
When normies were talking about prey eye and Hunter eye they said I have Hunter eyes (wrong, they're just hooded) but I didn't say anything

 

[apocalypse]

based & mogs are in my daily vocabulary. slightly less cringe since it's been adopted by lifters & I put on some mass. Rubbed off on my friends & even some girls they started saying it too jfl

jfl. When you used it the first time did they ask for an explanation and you gave it and they thought "yeah that's a pretty cool phrase"?

 

[apocalypse]

Just sperged out and asked a friend "do all women cheat?" after he told me of a third foid in two months he knows irl who cheated on her boyfriend
Is it time for identity change?

 

[AlexAP]

Just sperged out and asked a friend "do all women cheat?" after he told me of a third foid in two months he knows irl who cheated on her boyfriend

How is that PSL speak?

 

[apocalypse]

How is that PSL speak?

it isn't but it's something I'd say here and avoid saying at all cost irl