Describe your ideal foid

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ill go first. Its basically my oneitis so ill describe her here.

Face: I like these phenos, smooth skincaremaxxed sunscreenmaxxed skin, big eyes, plump lips, small thin nose, oval face shape

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My itis looks like a mix between Dasha Taran and Somi but with brown wavy hair and eyes :feelshah:

Body: i like pilatesmaxxed foids. Skinny waist plump tits and butt but not too much because it reminds me of niggers. Obviously, Adriana Lima the biggest body gigafogger is ideal. Long legs and height above 170cm
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Fashion: I dont like conservative outfits nor do i like gigawhore outfits. Something that reveals a little bit is okay i guess.

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Hobbies/Personality: Doesnt watch degenerate shows like Euphoria or any western media tbh. Bodycount of 0-5, but only if those body counts are ltrs. If a foid had any amount of hookups shes a gigawhore. Speaks at least 3 languages, makes me laugh. She has to have a very fun personality and a medium sex drive, likes to travel.

All of this is my oneitis:feelswhy: her only 2 flaw is that she never wants to have biological kidsbecause she doesnt want pregnancy to ruin her appearance and she has impossibly high kdramamaxxed and cdramamaxxed standards. I like her looksmax.org-like spirit tho.

What about u niggas?
 
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No point describing what you’ll never have
 
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Idk just a bit thick blonde hair nothing special face
 
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Dnrd btw but thumbsup for effort
 
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My ideal foid is when she is seperated by each part and I can look at every single one of them and admire.
 
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A man
 
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Tall ~5'11-6'0
Big ass, hips and thighs without cellulite
Medium tits with round shape
Western European
Very light grey eyes
Light brown or dark blonde hair
Plump-ish natural lips
Pale skin
 
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a mix between caitlyn jenner and wendy williams
 
good looking med or nord
 
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ill go first. Its basically my oneitis so ill describe her here.

Face: I like these phenos, smooth skincaremaxxed sunscreenmaxxed skin, big eyes, plump lips, small thin nose, oval face shape

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My itis looks like a mix between Dasha Taran and Somi but with brown wavy hair and eyes :feelshah:

Body: i like pilatesmaxxed foids. Skinny waist plump tits and butt but not too much because it reminds me of niggers. Obviously, Adriana Lima the biggest body gigafogger is ideal. Long legs and height above 170cm
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Fashion: I dont like conservative outfits nor do i like gigawhore outfits. Something that reveals a little bit is okay i guess.View attachment 2249636View attachment 2249638View attachment 2249639

Hobbies/Personality: Doesnt watch degenerate shows like Euphoria or any western media tbh. Bodycount of 0-5, but only if those body counts are ltrs. If a foid had any amount of hookups shes a gigawhore. Speaks at least 3 languages, makes me laugh. She has to have a very fun personality and a medium sex drive, likes to travel.

All of this is my oneitis:feelswhy: her only 2 flaw is that she never wants to have biological kidsbecause she doesnt want pregnancy to ruin her appearance and she has impossibly high kdramamaxxed and cdramamaxxed standards. I like her looksmax.org-like spirit tho.

What about u niggas?
Like my wonderful girlfriend. Modestly, conservatively yet fashionably dressed, lightskin/mulatta pheno with Arab features, neotenous-looking (yet she's 26), curly puffy dark brown hair, big brown eyes, big plump lips, glasses, healthily curvy, 5'4.

Other than her I also like SQUISHY SQUISHY women with their shiny black hair and cute fat little faces and high class, classic brown-skinned MENA women.
 
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Shy Emo foids thats depressed and suicidal but a FREAK in the sheets
 
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SQUISHY SQUISHY hair texture
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chechen girl with cute eye area
 
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Obviously, Adriana Lima the biggest body gigafogger is ideal.
It's funny that you're the only person I've seen on this forum repeatedly say that. And while you aren't correct, 99%+ of the people who bash her body can't even post an objectively more attractive one.
 
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All of this is my oneitis:feelswhy: her only 2 flaw is that she never wants to have biological kidsbecause she doesnt want pregnancy to ruin her appearance
She doesn't want pregnancy with  your sperm.
 
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It's funny that you're the only person I've seen on this forum repeatedly say that. And while you aren't correct, 99%+ of the people who bash her body can't even post an objectively more attractive one.
Her body is hot enough to get me hard and thin enough to look high class
Like my wonderful girlfriend. Modestly, conservatively yet fashionably dressed, lightskin/mulatta pheno with Arab features, neotenous-looking (yet she's 26), curly puffy dark brown hair, big brown eyes, big plump lips, glasses, healthily curvy, 5'4.

Other than her I also like SQUISHY SQUISHY women with their shiny black hair and cute fat little faces and high class, classic brown-skinned MENA women.
Jfl nigga i love caging at stories about your family
She doesn't want pregnancy with  your sperm.
:feelswhy: but we had a conversation about it. She said no matter what she wouldnt want to carry a pregnancy, she said thr most shed do is maybe get a surrogate and freeze her eggs tho.
 
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Isn't this coming from the same guy who says that young women are too immature for him?
I wish they were just too immature I'd be able to deal with that, instead they're just plain retarded.
 
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Small waist
Fat ass
Full lips
Skinny
Big eyes
Long hair
 
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but we had a conversation about it. She said no matter what she wouldnt want to carry a pregnancy, she said thr most shed do is maybe get a surrogate and freeze her eggs tho.
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I'll do it because I have time why not, fuck it. Keep in mind this is me describing a perfect female that I know for a fact I will not have, there will always be something here I will have to...cope with unfortunately, but it is what it is.

My ideal is smooth skin, like 0 blemishes at all, some scars might be acceptable, but depends on what kind of scars and where they are. Other than that I want like nothing, no birthmarks, no weird marks, it should look smooth as possible, this applies to bodyhair aswell, no arm hair, hairless 100% except for their head, ideally long hair.

Bodyfat should be low, not low enough where they look unhealthy but low. It's alright, and even somewhat ideal if they are fit aswell, whether it be cardio or even muscular, as long as it's not too much and still shows off the feminine form it's all good.

Boobs, facial features, butt, etc should be proportional and look nice, ideally boobs and butt are big but even if they're small or supermassive as long as they're proportional and don't look weird it's all good, I can enjoy flat or giga bimbo tier to be quite honest family.

Vagina needs to be 100% giga innie, outie pussy is gross and stinky, I don't want there to be any outerflaps, like yikes.

Height doesn't matter, lowkey, there's something nice about being extremely smaller than me, same height, and bigger than me, all have positives, but to be quite honest thoughever, taller than me is if proportional and also has the mommy tier bodytype, lowkey, that is pretty PogU.

Age and virginity only matter because of pairbonding, and having a healthy child, it's truly a shame that it does matter, but it is what it is.

Ideally aswell they should be unvaxxed.

If they're genuinely Christian that's a bonus but religion doesn't really matter as long as long as they are open to learning about or converting to what I believe.

Ideally they should be at least 130IQ, but EXTREME ideal would be between 150-180 IQ (so around my IQ range or higher).

They should value me over their own family.

Race wise ideally of course as close to me genetically as possible so White European Med Race, Like Spaniards, Southern French, Italian, maybe some parts of North Africa or The Middle East, I can 100% cope with and be happy with a mixed girl or a very good looking East Asian as they're basically white but ideal is a purebred obviously.

Has the same hobbies as mine obviously, willing to do literally anything sexually, etc.

I mean that's probably about it, don't think I missed anything.
 
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Like my wonderful girlfriend. Modestly, conservatively yet fashionably dressed, lightskin/mulatta pheno with Arab features, neotenous-looking (yet she's 26), curly puffy dark brown hair, big brown eyes, big plump lips, glasses, healthily curvy, 5'4.

Other than her I also like SQUISHY SQUISHY women with their shiny black hair and cute fat little faces and high class, classic brown-skinned MENA women.
So you're into subhuman rice eaters and brown mena women?
Cool, less competition for those who have standards!
 
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Yes, and black/mulatta women

I DO have standards.
U will have subhuman ethnick offspring if you breed ur mena girlfriend in the west.
Of course another story you plan to arrange their marriage in the muslim world.
 
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Someone I can carry a conversation with. Also as non-NT as me. Has an artistic skill, like playing an instrument, drawing, writing, etc. /fit/ or at the very least willing to deal with me going to the gym.

Pheno and race is pretty much anything. Strong preference towards MENA (because good expereince with the MENA girls at my school + I'm Somali).

Lowest I'll go is a year above or below me. Anything else feels pedoish to me. I wouldn't judge someone else for a 2-5 year age gap out of high school, but it feels weird for me.

Ideally at least has all the same basic life skills as me, and be okay with me being the breadwinner of the home.

No severe physical deformites (Incredibly short, kinifelters, etc), as I want an LTR and wouldn't want to pass that onto my kids.
 
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@Xangsane aren't your kids gonna be super-duper short then? Are you gonna blast them with HGH, since won't the combination of you and your wife lead to incredibly short progeny?
 
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@Xangsane aren't your kids gonna be super-duper short then? Are you gonna blast them with HGH, since won't the combination of you and your wife lead to incredibly short progeny?
Holy fuck @Xangsane you evil nigga dont turn your kids into future .org users.

It was over before it began for little XangXangs
 
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Holy fuck @Xangsane you evil nigga dont turn your kids into future .org users.

It was over before it began for little XangXangs
XangXangs.is br00tal
 
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Just attractive ig and not too short

Istg niggas on here complaining theyll never have sex while also describing a 1 in a million girl JFL
 
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Blonde
Blue Eyes
Model face and body
170-180cm tall
High class
Sophisticated
Intelligent
Well spoken and mannered
Feminine
Submissive only to me
Perfect upbringing and family
Preferably virgin, if not, then 2 boyfriends max whom she rejected after only a few months of relationship and she never did anything perverted with them

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I get them by frauding my looks and personality. And after I am done pumping and dumping them and getting 3 mogger kids(2 stacies and one chad), I leave her and return to slaying big ass latin bitches
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This scenario or death.
 
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U will have subhuman ethnick offspring if you breed ur mena girlfriend in the west.
Me: white/MENA/smaller amount of black
Her: MENA/black
Of course another story you plan to arrange their marriage in the muslim world.
I'm moving back to my dad's/girlfriend's country. We're gonna get married before we move back.
@Xangsane aren't your kids gonna be super-duper short then? Are you gonna blast them with HGH, since won't the combination of you and your wife lead to incredibly short progeny?
My dad is 6'0 so they could inherit their grandfather's height. My girlfriend also has a tall father.
Holy fuck @Xangsane you evil nigga dont turn your kids into future .org users.

It was over before it began for little XangXangs
I'm not evil. I love my girlfriend, likely my soon-to-be wife.
XangXangs.is br00tal
You think my kids would be .org/.is posters?
 
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My dad is 6'0 so they could inherit their grandfather's height. My girlfriend also has a tall father.
just pray for good rng theory
 
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also you mirin the squishy squishy sig @Xangsane
 
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White, 5'9, curved (jew-like) nose, 4-5/10, slim or a bit chubby if fat distribution is good, weak jaw
 
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White, 5'9, curved (jew-like) nose, 4-5/10, slim or a bit chubby if fat distribution is good, weak jaw
blud is trying to create the untermensch
 
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Tall ~5'11-6'0
Big ass, hips and thighs without cellulite
Medium tits with round shape
Western European
Very light grey eyes
Light brown or dark blonde hair
Plump-ish natural lips
Pale skin
Why tall? Small foids fog, 162-166 cm is ideal height tbh
 
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Why tall? Small foids fog, 162-166 cm is ideal height tbh
Proportions look bad and theyre incel factories. 170-180 fogs.
 
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Big booty thicc Latina or death
 
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