Despite being an utter subhuman I seem to have absurd luck for some reason

[Deleted member 137296]

i genuinely could not have pulled a worse hand in terms of genetics/upbringing, to the point where my existence has become a bizarre ironic cosmic parody and if it wasn't for my superhuman luck I'd likely be homeless and rotting on the streets rn

and its not even like im a good person, im low key scum - but also not even good at being scum because i dont even have the mental faculties to effectively pull off being scum.

but for some reason, whenver im seemingly at the end of my rope, another door opens. its almost like the universe is rewarding me for doing something it inherently values, but i have no idea what that thing is im doing - whether it's intentional or not, who knows but looking back on my life i feel like it'd be super obvious and straight in my face - one could say, a bizarre ironic cosmic parody.

 

[oxymoron]

i genuinely could not have pulled a worse hand in terms of genetics/upbringing, to the point where my existence has become a bizarre ironic cosmic parody and if it wasn't for my superhuman luck I'd likely be homeless and rotting on the streets rn

and its not even like im a good person, im low key scum - but also not even good at being scum because i dont even have the mental faculties to effectively pull off being scum.

but for some reason, whenver im seemingly at the end of my rope, another door opens. its almost like the universe is rewarding me for doing something it inherently values, but i have no idea what that thing is im doing - whether it's intentional or not, who knows but looking back on my life i feel like it'd be super obvious and straight in my face - one could say, a bizarre ironic cosmic parody.

how come tell me ur story

 

[Looks over NT]

Neurosis

 

[Emmafrost]

Schizophrenic level of cope

 

[Deleted member 137296]

Schizophrenia isn't real