Devon Haney vs Bradley Martyn in a fight

[Bonesbonesbonesbone]

it was on brads podcast but who do you think would win ?



to be fair brad is roided so his cardiovascular system is probably in the bin right now while devon's cardiovascular system is prestige.

although bradley is 260lbs at 6'3 and devons 5'8 150lbs i think bradley only needs to grab him and its done



but when its against a human anything can kill a human so just have a KABAR knife on yourself at all times

one stab and its done

 

[Deleted member 26642]

Nigga who cares

 

[Deleted member 29581]

one stab and its done

but he’s 260 tho

 

[Kamui]

In a street fight unless Devin can knock him out with 1 punch he’s probably getting slammed and killed

Nate Diaz on the other hand would maul Bradley to death lmao

 

[Bonesbonesbonesbone]

In a street fight unless Devin can knock him out with 1 punch he’s probably getting slammed and killed

Nate Diaz on the other hand would maul Bradley to death lmao

true and fighting is cope when weapons exist for a reason.

 

[EverythingMattersCel]

Devin Haney would obliterate that roided, bald, old-cel fuck Bradley Martyn.

He's a slow blob of shit.

Ppl underestimate how fast Haney could get in and out of range without being grabbed. Martyn's skull would hit the concrete and he wouldn't even realise it.

 

[Deleted member 23239]

ofc devon

bradley is just roided bozo. he isnt natural heavyweight like fedor or ngannou

 

[Kamui]

true and fighting is cope when weapons exist for a reason.

Been boxing on and off for 3 years, I do it cuz I genuinely enjoy it, as soon as I get old enough I’m getting my gun license lmao I’m gonna be like the fuckin Punisher

 

[Bonesbonesbonesbone]

Devin Haney would obliterate that roided, bald, old-cel fuck Bradley Martyn.

He's a slow blob of shit.

Ppl underestimate how fast Haney could get in and out of range without being grabbed. Martyn's skull would hit the concrete and he wouldn't even realise it.

true bro but instinctually people always think the bigger more muscly man gonna win when its functionally not right

 

[Bonesbonesbonesbone]

Been boxing on and off for 3 years, I do it cuz I genuinely enjoy it, as soon as I get old enough I’m getting my gun license lmao I’m gonna be like the fuckin Punisher

gun for self defense is alright ig but im from australia so we need to use knives or fight dirty

 

[Kamui]

gun for self defense is alright ig but im from australia so we need to use knives or fight dirty

Mirin, I need to buy one lol, using boxing in street fights is retarded anyways I’ll take the easy way out

 

[999.escapism]

it was on brads podcast but who do you think would win ?



to be fair brad is roided so his cardiovascular system is probably in the bin right now while devon's cardiovascular system is prestige.

although bradley is 260lbs at 6'3 and devons 5'8 150lbs i think bradley only needs to grab him and its done



but when its against a human anything can kill a human so just have a KABAR knife on yourself at all times View attachment 2363708

one stab and its done

One stab? UK ass nigga lol, one shot with a fucking buckshot

 

[Bonesbonesbonesbone]

One stab? UK ass nigga lol, one shot with a fucking buckshot

Im Australian but close enough

 

[999.escapism]

Im Australian but close enough

 

[Deleted member 33164]

Who gives a fuck! (You’re an NPC!)