Dick length is the most larped shit in the universe

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Internet is the only place in the world where 7 inches are considered average I swear, everyone and their mother claims AT LEAST 6.5 inches, then I see amatorial porns and suddendly all the 5 inch dicklets appear. I got like 6.2 and don't feel big at all but having seen quite a lot of porn in my life it's probably fairly above average, data indicates that that's like an 80th percentile dick length.
 
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r/measuredpornstars is good for this.

I don't get the cope from whites. I posted my 7.75" x 6.5" NBP 8.75" x 6.5" BP and @hopecel @zygosmasher12 pretend it's 6.5? How do you not know how to count? The inches are right there.
 
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r/measuredpornstars is good for this.

I don't get the cope from whites. I posted my 7.75" x 6.5" NBP 8.75" x 6.5" BP and @hopecel @zygosmasher12 pretend it's 6.5? How do you not know how to count? The inches are right there.
7.75 is really big tho congrats pal :lul:
 
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Internet is the only place in the world where 7 inches are considered average I swear, everyone and their mother claims AT LEAST 6.5 inches, then I see amatorial porns and suddendly all the 5 inch dicklets appear. I got like 6.2 and don't feel big at all but having seen quite a lot of porn in my life it's probably fairly above average, data indicates that that's like an 80th percentile dick length.
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r/measuredpornstars is good for this.

I don't get the cope from whites. I posted my 7.75" x 6.5" NBP 8.75" x 6.5" BP and @hopecel @zygosmasher12 pretend it's 6.5? How do you not know how to count? The inches are right there.
stop larping brother, your penis looks 6.5 at best
 
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stop larping brother, your penis looks 6.5 at best
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supposedly "unbeatable" BBC

You said I'm smaller than BBC yet I'm bigger than the tallest and biggest BBC besides MAndingo/Lexington Steele who are about the same size as me.

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Beer bottles are 2.5" wide. Do you know how fucking fat my cock has to be to be that wide?
Cocks aren't perfectly circular so it's not 2.5" x pi = 7.85398163397 inches, but its' 6.5" inches circumference

You think it's 6.5" length because of proportion. Count the inches on the tape.

It is and looks bigger than BBC
 
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View attachment 4540234 vs.View attachment 4540242

supposedly "unbeatable" BBC

You said I'm smaller than BBC yet I'm bigger than the tallest and biggest BBC besides MAndingo/Lexington Steele who are about the same size as me.

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Beer bottles are 2.5" wide. Do you know how fucking fat my cock has to be to be that wide?
Cocks aren't perfectly circular so it's not 2.5" x pi = 7.85398163397 inches, but its' 6.5" inches circumference

You think it's 6.5" length because of proportion. Count the inches on the tape.

It is and looks bigger than BBC
It’s fucking huge you probably just mogged the whole forum congrats
 
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not really but yeah whatever :Peach:
Count the inches

Measuring tape doesn't lie. You lie.

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I also remember you pretending you were bigger. Post your cock.

Furthermore, no one with an actual 8 incher, let alone bigger than 8 inches, resorts to BBC cope
 
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r/measuredpornstars is good for this.

I don't get the cope from whites. I posted my 7.75" x 6.5" NBP 8.75" x 6.5" BP and @hopecel @zygosmasher12 pretend it's 6.5? How do you not know how to count? The inches are right there.
i dick mog you to oblivion youre literally the kind of guy OP is talking about
 
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Count the inches

Measuring tape doesn't lie. You lie.

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View attachment 4540262

I also remember you pretending you were bigger. Post your cock.

Furthermore, no one with an actual 8 incher, let alone bigger than 8 inches, resorts to BBC cope
Stop It Michael Jordan GIF
 
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Count the inches

Measuring tape doesn't lie. You lie.

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View attachment 4540262

I also remember you pretending you were bigger. Post your cock.

Furthermore, no one with an actual 8 incher, let alone bigger than 8 inches, resorts to BBC cope
@TechnoBoss
 
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i dick mog you to oblivion youre literally the kind of guy OP is talking about
Post your cock, you itty bitty white sissy clitty fagot.

Still no evidence. I dickmog BLACKED.com and yet you somehow dickmog me?

I'm 7.75 x 6.5" NBP 8.75 x 6.5" BP. That's 99.99999th percentile

COUNT THE INCHES ON THE MEASURING TAPE

Just ADMIT YOU LOST!
 
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Its even worse on PE forums. Subtract an inch from everyones claimed size. Somehow every other user here has a top 1 percentile length and girth
 
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Count the inches

Measuring tape doesn't lie. You lie.

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View attachment 4540262

I also remember you pretending you were bigger. Post your cock.

Furthermore, no one with an actual 8 incher, let alone bigger than 8 inches, resorts to BBC cope
son:lul:
 
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@hopecel @zygosmasher12

I honestly have to link the mods too. Your LARP went on too far. Post your cocks @TechnoBoss
 
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Post your cock, you itty bitty white sissy clitty fagot.

Still no evidence. I dickmog BLACKED.com and yet you somehow dickmog me?

I'm 7.75 x 6.5" NBP 8.75 x 6.5" BP. That's 99.99999th percentile

COUNT THE INCHES ON THE MEASURING TAPE

Just ADMIT YOU LOST!
Hi
DM your cock so I can compare to mine. I had previously claimed to be the longest on this site
 
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Please do not post pictures of your penises on the forum sirs.
He keeps begging me to show my cock I reckon that borders on fagposting no? :feelskek::feelskek:
 
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Post your cock, you itty bitty white sissy clitty fagot.

Still no evidence. I dickmog BLACKED.com and yet you somehow dickmog me?

I'm 7.75 x 6.5" NBP 8.75 x 6.5" BP. That's 99.99999th percentile

COUNT THE INCHES ON THE MEASURING TAPE

Just ADMIT YOU LOST!
@gooozooowggyoflove cage :feelskek::feelskek:
 
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@gooozooowggyoflove cage :feelskek::feelskek:
Humiliated little sissy. Lol. I can tell you considered copy pasting someone else's dick, probably from reddit or google. Unfortunately, that would be too humiliating even for you.
 

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