Dickless Chad or Dickmogger Deformed Subhuman? | Would You Rather

[thecel]

Would You Rather

• A
  • be 6'3" GigaChad
  • have your penis be irreparably damaged (in a manner similar to what happened to David Reimer) when you were an infant, resulting in you having no penis
  • you’re unable to have orgasms
• B
  • be 5'2" truecel
  • have Crouzon Syndrome (this means you’re deformed)
  • have a (non-circumcised) penis that’s as long as your femur when it’s erect
    • your penis is perfectly sensitive and gives you intense pleasure and shattering orgasms

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[khvirgin]

Both will never have sex, so just flip a coin

 

[thecel]

Both will never have sex, so just flip a coin

The Chad can have sex. PIV isn’t the only kind of sex there is, but apparently incels think it’s the only sex that matters.

 

[BongMog]

I'll just buy a strap on

 

[Matthias8272]

Chad easily, the validation walking around would be satisfactory

 

[Deleted member 1140]

just go to prostitutes and have a happy life

life without dick is pointless

 

[thecel]

just go to prostitutes and have a happy life

life without dick is pointless

The 2nd sentence is suspicious. Be careful with your wording.

 

[Deleted member 26448]

i would much rather be a dickless chad. i hate having a penis, and as of now, i one day hope to be able to have surgery to remove it. not only is my penis very ugly, but it's size would keep me from being able to actually have good sex with a woman. along with that, most of the things i want to do sexually do not involve my penis. and at least a dickless chad would be able to have intercourse.

legit, right now, i am the dickmogger deformed subhuman, all because of my fucked up girth.

 

[khvirgin]

The Chad can have sex. PIV isn’t the only kind of sex there is, but apparently incels think it’s the only sex that matters.

Of course you go straight to get fucked in the ass, typical

You said he can't have orgams, so who cares what kind of sex can he have? He isn't going to feel anything anyway


The 5'2" incel can:
1) jerk off and have orgasms
2) pay hookers
3) become a pornstar; he would have the biggest dick in the whole porn industry, so he would fuck the hottest pornstars

 

[thecel]

Of course you go straight to get fucked in the ass, typical

ORAL SEX??? STRAP-ONS??? It is you who first thought of getting fucked in the ass. I wasn’t thinking about that at all.

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He isn't going to feel anything anyway

As if there’s no emotional component to sex? He can enjoy intimacy with women, but the deformed truecel cannot.

 

[thecel]

The 5'2" incel can:
1) jerk off and have orgams
2) pay hookers
3) become a pornstar; he would have the biggest dick in the whole porn industry

It’s like you only care about the physical component of sex.

I’d rather have love with no physical pleasure than have physical pleasure with no love.

JFL at hookers and porn star. Come on man.

 

[Deleted member 22918]

The 2nd sentence is suspicious. Be careful with your wording.

U'll soon realize

 

[khvirgin]

It’s like you only care about the physical component of sex.

I’d rather have love with no physical pleasure than have physical pleasure with no love.

And who is gonna give you love with no sex? In this climate?

Love is gonna fade with no action.
Your only hope is some asexual tranny that goes by the pronouns xe/xer

 

[Deleted member 1140]

The 2nd sentence is suspicious. Be careful with your wording.

life without gential is pointless

 

[Deleted member 24593]

Both will have serious mental illnesses and kill themselves before 30.
But as a dickless chad you can larp as asexual tbh and still receive a lot of validation, so id say his life will be slightly happier

 

[thecel]

b

 

[Yuno_howitez]

I will be dickless chad and like the other guy said have some sort of strap on maybe they can make a realistic one and i’ll just fuck girls in the dark and use hands a lot

And just become a model be rich af life is still good i mean right now I’m on nofap anyways i dont use my dick much

Maybe larp as asexual as well if i can find a hot asexual girl

 

[Deleted member 14693]

The choices are between getting fucked in the ass with a strap-on by a dominatrix and getting g-spot orgasm

or becoming a midget with the biggest dick on earth showing up to the craziest porn shoots.


Would choose the Chad though cause it would be funny to troll whores on Tinder (show up to the date and then be like "wow you are way uglier irl" and then go away, shattering her ego)

 

[Deleted member 25938]

The 2nd sentence is suspicious. Be careful with your wording.

Just another day on fags.org

 

[ihatereddit]

Ive gone 32 days without fapping and that was hard af If I could never coom Id 100% go insane so B