foidshateme
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I hate foids but I keep foidian friends around to catch the most brutal of blackpills.
My mtb friend thought she finally got a chad (
KEK) when she chased down this waiter chad she was eye fucking on her birthday, I was there, I knew it was over. She asked for his ig and he gave it to her, and the following day later they went on a date. This nigger didn't kiss her on the first date, so my friend started self imploding while texting me after the date, so I said maybe you're so pretty, your beauty overwhelmed him and he wanted to build sexual tension 
.
She took my bait, and she went on another date with him at the gym, again no kiss, at this point this becky thought she was ugly and he didn't like her (anything but kissing the damn chad herself). She blew up the group chat and started to cry, I told her try again but this time suggest a date at her place and then maybe initiate. The third date rolled around and finally they made out, idk the details but she was on cloud 9 on dopamine kissing chad. Brutal. Foids will never waltz home kissing you. From that point on, chad courted her relentlessly, everyday he saw he before work, and would take her out twice a week to various experiences. No sex had been had, but the foid thought he was taking it slow because female dating strategy said HVM see their dream girl in an "innocent light" (LMFAO atp I could barely control my laughter I was just waiting for the ball to drop). Then on the 8th date, he booked her a romantic boat filled with flowers, seemed like chad really wanted this bitch, in my mind I'm thinking he's gonna reveal something, in her mind she thought she found her Prince Chad.
He took her home, gave her what from I can recollect multiple orgasms and then pulled his pants down. Foid was shocked flabbergasted, and speechless. Nigger had a rigatoni pasta penis sub 5 length, it wouldn't even go penetrate her roast beef pussy, so he had ED too. Bro thought he could romance his way to Becky's heart, almost worked because she's now crying on my shoulder feeling conflicted on whether she should dump this perfect chad and go back on the carousel or endure his pasta penis.
I bluepilled the foid and told her to stay because he will ascend your bloodline and would be loyal because no bitch would want his micropenis, its a free chad. The nigger can make you cum as well. She started babbling that she will have to give up getting plowed forever. I told her foid shut up, could be worse, you could be with a normie who can't even get you wet, all foids need to give up getting plowed because there aren't enough 7 inchers to go around.
The dickpill is so brutal it will unravel your entire looksmaxxing journey. Atp I'd just rope, imagine being a chad and attracting all the pussy in the world, only to lose her the next day.
I'd rather be a LTN with a monster cock than a chad with a micro because atleast if a foid decides to sleep with you on the rare occasion she will feel satisfied and might love you, if you pump hormones into her pussy with your cock.
Foid will definitely dump him, I can feel it in her whore bones because foids are useless and retarded. She will continue to chase her fantasy chad and fail
My mtb friend thought she finally got a chad (
KEK) when she chased down this waiter chad she was eye fucking on her birthday, I was there, I knew it was over. She asked for his ig and he gave it to her, and the following day later they went on a date. This nigger didn't kiss her on the first date, so my friend started self imploding while texting me after the date, so I said maybe you're so pretty, your beauty overwhelmed him and he wanted to build sexual tension . She took my bait, and she went on another date with him at the gym, again no kiss, at this point this becky thought she was ugly and he didn't like her (anything but kissing the damn chad herself). She blew up the group chat and started to cry, I told her try again but this time suggest a date at her place and then maybe initiate. The third date rolled around and finally they made out, idk the details but she was on cloud 9 on dopamine kissing chad. Brutal. Foids will never waltz home kissing you. From that point on, chad courted her relentlessly, everyday he saw he before work, and would take her out twice a week to various experiences. No sex had been had, but the foid thought he was taking it slow because female dating strategy said HVM see their dream girl in an "innocent light" (LMFAO atp I could barely control my laughter I was just waiting for the ball to drop). Then on the 8th date, he booked her a romantic boat filled with flowers, seemed like chad really wanted this bitch, in my mind I'm thinking he's gonna reveal something, in her mind she thought she found her Prince Chad.
He took her home, gave her what from I can recollect multiple orgasms and then pulled his pants down. Foid was shocked flabbergasted, and speechless. Nigger had a rigatoni pasta penis sub 5 length, it wouldn't even go penetrate her roast beef pussy, so he had ED too. Bro thought he could romance his way to Becky's heart, almost worked because she's now crying on my shoulder feeling conflicted on whether she should dump this perfect chad and go back on the carousel or endure his pasta penis.
I bluepilled the foid and told her to stay because he will ascend your bloodline and would be loyal because no bitch would want his micropenis, its a free chad. The nigger can make you cum as well. She started babbling that she will have to give up getting plowed forever. I told her foid shut up, could be worse, you could be with a normie who can't even get you wet, all foids need to give up getting plowed because there aren't enough 7 inchers to go around.
The dickpill is so brutal it will unravel your entire looksmaxxing journey. Atp I'd just rope, imagine being a chad and attracting all the pussy in the world, only to lose her the next day.
I'd rather be a LTN with a monster cock than a chad with a micro because atleast if a foid decides to sleep with you on the rare occasion she will feel satisfied and might love you, if you pump hormones into her pussy with your cock.
Foid will definitely dump him, I can feel it in her whore bones because foids are useless and retarded. She will continue to chase her fantasy chad and fail
