TrueNateJacobs
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I pride myself upon having excellent oral hygiene.
I will literally spend a total of 30 minutes flossing and brushing my teeth every night.
I use alcohol, hydrogen peroxide, and listerine to make sure my breath is as fresh as possible.
A couple weeks ago I made out with a foid who had bad breath.
Ever since then, when I wake up in the morning, my breath smells like how I remember her breath smelling; like shit, and fish.
(I also take omega 3 fish oil pills before bed so that may be where the fish is coming from)
I know for a fact that when two people frequently kiss, such as with a dating or married couple, the bacteria in their mouth start to mold into a new, unique bacterial biome.
I’m just wondering if the shitty ass fucking poop e-coli bacteria in that nasty mtb foid’s mouth changed my mouth microbiome.
Is this possible? Let me know if this has happened to any of you.
Btw, this is a lesson to all of you, this is why you only makeout with hmtbs and above, because they actually have good oral hygiene.
When you makeout with a regular mtb you run the risk of her being a dirty whore.
It’s actually funny.
Every time I’ve ever made out with a mmtb and below, they have always had at least one peculiarity/flaw
Like maybe their tongue was weird, or they moaned too loudly while being kissed, or they had a weird laugh, or they were sloppy kissers.
This was my first instance of a foid with bad breath.
Although it maybe the halo effect, I have never really encountered a hmtb+ foid who had a flaw like that.
Usually when getting with a hmtb+ foid, it’s an overall very enjoyable experience.
They are always very good kissers, they smell nice, don’t talk too much, etc.
I will literally spend a total of 30 minutes flossing and brushing my teeth every night.
I use alcohol, hydrogen peroxide, and listerine to make sure my breath is as fresh as possible.
A couple weeks ago I made out with a foid who had bad breath.
Ever since then, when I wake up in the morning, my breath smells like how I remember her breath smelling; like shit, and fish.
(I also take omega 3 fish oil pills before bed so that may be where the fish is coming from)
I know for a fact that when two people frequently kiss, such as with a dating or married couple, the bacteria in their mouth start to mold into a new, unique bacterial biome.
I’m just wondering if the shitty ass fucking poop e-coli bacteria in that nasty mtb foid’s mouth changed my mouth microbiome.
Is this possible? Let me know if this has happened to any of you.
Btw, this is a lesson to all of you, this is why you only makeout with hmtbs and above, because they actually have good oral hygiene.
When you makeout with a regular mtb you run the risk of her being a dirty whore.
It’s actually funny.
Every time I’ve ever made out with a mmtb and below, they have always had at least one peculiarity/flaw
Like maybe their tongue was weird, or they moaned too loudly while being kissed, or they had a weird laugh, or they were sloppy kissers.
This was my first instance of a foid with bad breath.
Although it maybe the halo effect, I have never really encountered a hmtb+ foid who had a flaw like that.
Usually when getting with a hmtb+ foid, it’s an overall very enjoyable experience.
They are always very good kissers, they smell nice, don’t talk too much, etc.
