Did everyone get caught by their mom wanking or nah?

[PRIEST Sv3rige]

I feel like everyone I've talked to has had this happen to them at some point. Prolly only high inhib autists who underwent serious precautions before every session who hasn't had this happen

 

[PeakIncels]

it happened to me but she didn't give a fuck and just said "yea I don't care" and we both forgot ab it

 

[grungymallard97]

I feel like everyone I've talked to has had this happen to them at some point. Prolly only high inhib autists who underwent serious precautions before every session who hasn't had this happen

no this only happens to top tier autists and gooners

 

[PRIEST Sv3rige]

it happened to me but she didn't give a fuck and just said "yea I don't care" and we both forgot ab it

Based response. Mine just acted like it didn't happen, which also was kinda chill.

But I know friends whom's moms have freaked out, and made a whole fuss about it.

 

[PRIEST Sv3rige]

no this only happens to top tier autists and gooners

I was never a gooner, like 2 hour sessions max when I was horny af at 13-15.

 

[PeakIncels]

Based response. Mine just acted like it didn't happen, which also was kinda chill.

But I know friends whom's moms have freaked out, and made a whole fuss about it.

freaking out over smt normal crazy

 

[Deleted member 83666]

Nah

 

[PRIEST Sv3rige]

Nah

How did you avoid that? Close yourself into the bathroom and do it in the shower or what?

 

[Rhinoplastyordie]

I do it overnight while theyre asleep.

If they come in I hide my phone, pull the covers over me, and say i was sleeping.

 

[Deleted member 83666]

How did you avoid that? Close yourself into the bathroom and do it in the shower or what?

I usually close my room and do it

 

[PRIEST Sv3rige]

I do it overnight while theyre asleep.

If they come in I hide my phone, pull the covers over me, and say i was sleeping.

Isn't your libido lower in the night? And isn't it more comfortable doing it by the computer?

But good strat for not getting caught, I must admit.

 

[PRIEST Sv3rige]

I usually close my room and do it

So what did you do when she tried to come in? Or did that never happen?

 

[Kelly Oubre Jr]

Prolly only high inhib autists who underwent serious precautions before every session who hasn't had this happen

me

 

[Rhinoplastyordie]

Isn't your libido lower in the night? And isn't it more comfortable doing it by the computer?

But good strat for not getting caught, I must admit.

my libido is always high enough to nut, even directly after nutting.

Using a fucking computer to watch porn is genuinely mind-boggling when you have a fucking phone

 

[Deleted member 83666]

So what did you do when she tried to come in? Or did that never happen?

It usually never happens

 

[PRIEST Sv3rige]

my libido is always high enough to nut, even directly after nutting.

Fair enough

Using a fucking computer to watch porn is genuinely mind-boggling when you have a fucking phone

I have a hard drive with carefully selected porn collected through years of indulgence, and the phone screen is too small.

 

[PRIEST Sv3rige]

It usually never happens

People always wanted to come into my room when I lived at home. At some points it would be like every hour, someone rushing in and out.

Mirin you

 

[Rhinoplastyordie]

Fair enough

I have a hard drive with carefully selected porn collected through years of indulgence, and the phone screen is too small.

nigga a hall of fame spunker

 

[Joshrc]

Would be better if she was to join in

 

[ey88]

Not that I know of

 

[PRIEST Sv3rige]

Not that I know of

I mean she could hear sounds or stuff and notice, but I'm more so talking about clear cut situations where you're literally caught with dick in hand.

 

[0proteindiet]

Only happens to bed wankers. Could never be me

 

[PRIEST Sv3rige]

Only happens to bed wankers. Could never be me

I've never wanked in bed, but still gotten caught. How did you avoid it?

 

[gigell]

I got caught wanking by my maid

 

[0proteindiet]

I've never wanked in bed, but still gotten caught. How did you avoid it?

Always did it in the bathroom like a chad when I lived with my parents

 

[Zenis]

I feel like everyone I've talked to has had this happen to them at some point. Prolly only high inhib autists who underwent serious precautions before every session who hasn't had this happen

Never

 

[PRIEST Sv3rige]

I got caught wanking by my maid

That's kinda hot tho, esp if she's young? Do you have more context?

 

[Vermilioncore]

I would put the vacuum handle in my asshole so it the turbulent vibrations make me quiver as I stroke my cock

 

[gigell]

That's kinda hot tho, esp if she's young? Do you have more context?

She’s old and she stared at my pp for a second

 

[grungymallard97]

I was never a gooner, like 2 hour sessions max when I was horny af at 13-15.

2 hour session is genuinely wicked

 

[PRIEST Sv3rige]

Always did it in the bathroom like a chad when I lived with my parents

Then you limit your session time to like 10 minutes max, unless you have your own bathroom.

And only phone for porn?

 

[0proteindiet]

Then you limit your session time to like 10 minutes max, unless you have your own bathroom.

And only phone for porn?

Yeah no need to goon for hours

 

[Brus Wane]

I've never been caught because I lock my door

you fuckers who got caught be on that thrill seeking adrenaline or something how tf y'all beating off and not locking the door

im very careful with these things cause everyone here is a devout Christian

I know a dude who got busted by his mom and grandma at the same time... they told him he would go to hell if he continued to look at "evil women"

 

[PRIEST Sv3rige]

2 hour session is genuinely wicked

I thought that was about normal for that age. Now at 20 it's more like 30 minutes.

 

[Debetro]

Weird to wank it while being a Sv3rige follower

 

[PRIEST Sv3rige]

I've never been caught because I lock my door

you fuckers who got caught be on that thrill seeking adrenaline or something how tf y'all beating off and not locking the door

im very careful with these things cause everyone here is a devout Christian

I know a dude who got busted by his mom and grandma at the same time... they told him he would go to hell if he continued to look at "evil women"

But if you lock your door you basically admit to doing it?

It's like going to court and just straight up confessing

 

[grungymallard97]

I thought that was about normal for that age. Now at 20 it's more like 30 minutes.

normal amount is 1 wank a day max.gooning in general isn’t normal. 30’mims is a while 15 is reasonable

 

[Brus Wane]

But if you lock your door you basically admit to doing it?

It's like going to court and just straight up confessing

I always told my mom I was "changing my clothes" and she left me alone. My dad didn't give 2 fucks either way but the locked door bothered my mom sometimes.

Idk why you guys never tried some shit like that and got caught instead

Either u guys are amateur af or str8 up wanted to get caught

 

[Gonthar]

 

[PRIEST Sv3rige]

I always told my mom I was "changing my clothes" and she left me alone. My dad didn't give 2 fucks either way but the locked door bothered my mom sometimes.

Idk why you guys never tried some shit like that and got caught instead

Either u guys are amateur af or str8 up wanted to get caught

I tried locking my room a couple times, but my parents have always thought that when I did something like that, I was "hiding something".

Which is true, tbh.

 

[WhoTookVendetta]

I feel like everyone I've talked to has had this happen to them at some point. Prolly only high inhib autists who underwent serious precautions before every session who hasn't had this happen

blud’s door dont got no lock

 

[Brus Wane]

I tried locking my room a couple times, but my parents have always thought that when I did something like that, I was "hiding something".

Which is true, tbh.

Cage if your dad actually gave a fuckimagine cockblocked by ur own dad (unless they had a reason to believe you were doing drugs or something)

 

[PRIEST Sv3rige]

Cage if your dad actually gave a fuckimagine cockblocked by ur own dad

He was always super observant over all his children, even found out that he was monitoring the internet at one point.

I'm glad that he does that for my sisters tho, but not me, like wtf.

 

[NormieKilla]

Yeah many times. My stupid mother is really intrusive and do not respect others intimity.

 

[PRIEST Sv3rige]

Yeah many times. My stupid mother is really intrusive and do not respect others intimity.

Did it ever happen like the second before busting, and you just couldn't stop yourself in time?

 

[Brus Wane]

He was always super observant over all his children, even found out that he was monitoring the internet at one point.

I'm glad that he does that for my sisters tho, but not me, like wtf.

I mean if it's my son I'd only be worried about him joining a gang or doing drugs. Idc if he jerks it (but I'm beating him up if he gay)

If its a daughter is more complex... besides drugs I have to worry about her getting pregnant and stuff.

 

[NormieKilla]

Couldn't stop in time. Shit happens when you are a serial masterbaiter like me

 

[scrunchables]

It’s a bit complicated. My parents know I masturbate, since they’ve seen my porn, but they’ve never caught me in the act.

The closest was when I was fapping naked in the basement at about 12:00 A.M and I heard my mom coming downstairs. I had to kind of take cover since my dick’s too big to hide in pants and convince her that I always hang out naked downstairs in the summer at night because of the heat. She was skeptical, but was ultimately convinced. Idk if it was worth it though because she might think I’m a nudist.

 

[PRIEST Sv3rige]

It’s a bit complicated. My parents know I masturbate, since they’ve seen my porn, but they’ve never caught me in the act.

How have they seen your porn? Do you like print it out or something?

The closest was when I was fapping naked in the basement at about 12:00 A.M and I heard my mom coming downstairs. I had to kind of take cover since my dick’s too big to hide in pants and convince her that I always hang out naked downstairs in the summer at night because of the heat. She was skeptical, but was ultimately convinced. Idk if it was worth it though because she might think I’m a nudist.

No way this is real, lmao. Why would you do it fully naked in the basement at 12AM

 

[Freud]

i did, i was jerking off to larva on netflix and my dad was on the couch next to me (not even trolling)