did i finally ascend?

[Mike141]

so last week I was out clubbing with the homies and keep in mind i was feeling way too social that day. i made friends with some dudes on the line and cut right to the front. there i talked to a girl about school and shit but didn’t get the number, over asf.

later on the night i was with my homies and 2 girls approached. I was the second best looking i would say as my other friend is 190 and chadlite. The others were shorter and less good looking i would say.

One girl started talking to my buddy and the other to me.I was feeling good that a girl approached me and then kissed her right then and there. As usual i was the one to stop the kissing snd she started kissing my neck and wanting more but i just left here there and went to take a piss. Later i kissed her again and started playing with her tits.

does that mean i ascended

 

[Mike141]

she was 4.5 psl i would say but woman only date up i think

 

[TheBrownOne]

she was 4.5 psl

Describe her

 

[Mike141]

Describe her

blonde nice tits and ass but was a bit too fat for me. not fat like fat bitches but not like my type

 

[Deleted member 23558]

blonde nice tits and ass but was a bit too fat for me. not fat like fat bitches but not like my type

Ask her to lose weight

 

[Mike141]

Ask her to lose weight

nah i blocked her cause she was messaging me in front of my friends

 

[Graham]

Brag thread

 

[Mike141]

Brag thread

yes bro i’m sorry tbh needed the validation

 

[redmaxx]

A woman looked in my general direction and breathed within 100 yards of me. Did I ascend????

 

[Mike141]

A woman looked in my general direction and breathed within 100 yards of me. Did I ascend????

i kissed her soft lips

 

[redmaxx]

i kissed her soft lips

You kissed (breathed within) her soft lips (general vicinity)

 

[Mike141]

You kissed (breathed within) her soft lips (general vicinity)

nah

 

[chadcel;]

Id say you need to establish a pattern to diagnose ascension, a one off is not sufficient

 

[Mike141]

Id say you need to establish a pattern to diagnose ascension, a one off is not sufficient

fuck

 

[ranDomDood]

Id say you partially ascended getting kissed is proof of validation full ascension would be sex or bj

 

[Mike141]

Id say you partially ascended getting kissed is proof of validation full ascension would be sex or bj

thanks i touched tits and played wit it but didn’t get the bj. ITS OVA

 

[ranDomDood]

Just escortmax and pay.I'm a 39 year old fat currycel but I'm 6ft I match with post wall 35 year old thotts on plenty of fishplanning to meet with them and smash if and when I smash would I still be incel bc it's not 20 year old gigastacy

 

[Mike141]

Just escortmax and pay.I'm a 39 year old fat currycel but I'm 6ft I match with post wall 35 year old thotts on plenty of fishplanning to meet with them and smash if and when I smash would I still be incel bc it's not 20 year old gigastacy

im 17 and already got 3 bjs i don’t wanna loose it to a fuxking escort lmaooo. if i’m 18 and a virgin then i might