Did I just eat my own feces?

[Xangsane]

According to @simpCucklord69 in my loss of virginity thread, I realized I might have unknowingly eaten my own feces....

I quote from my own thread:

• After that bout of fingering, she took her fingers out of my anus and asked me to lick and suck them. The texture was a bit funny; I tasted something that felt like warm, smooth but grainy paste? I couldn’t work out exactly what it was, but it certainly didn’t feel like standard lube or spit. She put her fingers back inside me, violently massaged my prostate again and I couldn’t help but scream so loudly, feeling some electric shock go through my system and some warm liquid landed on my chest. She kissed me on my lips afterwards, another sticky, gooey, and wet kiss, then removed my blindfolds.

So.... According to @simpCucklord69 the grainy, warm paste was my own feces?


I'm freaking out... But I still love my girlfriend to bits. I fapped thinking about her tonight...

 

[Xangsane]

And next time I meet her I want to cuddle and make sweet love to her, caressing her warm skin...

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Yes bro

 

[Xangsane]

Yes bro

Wait what makes you think I ate my own shit?

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Wait what makes you think I ate my own shit?

Have you tried checking up your ass?

 

[Xangsane]

Have you tried checking up your ass?

It was Tuesday I had sex with her. And my ass hurt throughout Wednesday.
Straight after the sex act I kinda felt I wanted to poo, but we ate at a restaurant.

When I came home I took a poo and fapped at the same time.

 

[Xangsane]

I don't want to think I ate my own shit after she fingered me...

 

[Offensive Bias]

Wow OP, you're a faggot.

 

[Xangsane]

Wow OP, you're a faggot.

I'm not gay... How?

 

[sytyl]

op looks like a literal chad but does shit like this with a becky @Biggdink @Chadeep meanwhile medium ugly is slaying stacy

 

[Xangsane]

op looks like a literal chad but does shit like this with a becky @Biggdink @Chadeep meanwhile medium ugly is slaying stacy

I mean, I love her. We connect on so many levels.

 

[Deleted member 7580]

op looks like a literal chad but does shit like this with a becky @Biggdink @Chadeep meanwhile medium ugly is slaying stacy

Medium uglies life mog chads

 

[TUSSELEIF]

 

[Deleted member 275]

You will remember this as the introduction to your scat fetish obsession

 

[germanlooks]

op looks like a literal chad but does shit like this with a becky @Biggdink @Chadeep meanwhile medium ugly is slaying stacy

He doesn’t look like chad lol.
His pictures were all clearly photoshopped and edited. Probably a HTN max.
Also this whole story about his loss of virginity is a big larp.
Jfl if you believe this bullshit

 

[BigBiceps]

According to @simpCucklord69 in my loss of virginity thread, I realized I might have unknowingly eaten my own feces....

I quote from my own thread:

• After that bout of fingering, she took her fingers out of my anus and asked me to lick and suck them. The texture was a bit funny; I tasted something that felt like warm, smooth but grainy paste? I couldn’t work out exactly what it was, but it certainly didn’t feel like standard lube or spit. She put her fingers back inside me, violently massaged my prostate again and I couldn’t help but scream so loudly, feeling some electric shock go through my system and some warm liquid landed on my chest. She kissed me on my lips afterwards, another sticky, gooey, and wet kiss, then removed my blindfolds.

So.... According to @simpCucklord69 the grainy, warm paste was my own feces?


I'm freaking out... But I still love my girlfriend to bits. I fapped thinking about her tonight...

Ughh that's fucking disgusting. Never post anything like this AGAIN!

 

[SadLivwr]

He doesn’t look like chad lol.
His pictures were all clearly photoshopped and edited. Probably a HTN max.

tbf altough it does look kinda morphed, ill give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he isnt, id say hes approaching psl 6

Also this whole story about his loss of virginity is a big larp.
Jfl if you believe this bullshit

idk, it kinda sounds way too detailed
on the other hand, never underestimate the imagination of looksmax users lol

 

[BigBiceps]

Wait what makes you think I ate my own shit?

You licked fingers that had been ramming your own ASS! What makes you think you didn't?

 

[germanlooks]

tbf altough it does look kinda morphed, ill give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he isnt, id say hes approaching psl 6

There is no discussion needed. It’s obv that he morphed the pictures.

idk, it kinda sounds way too detailed
on the other hand, never underestimate the imagination of looksmax users lol

Exactly because it’s so detailed I am sure that it’s fake. Also just use your Brain for this one. Do you really think a girl would just lick your asshole on the first time you both have sex?

 

[SadLivwr]

There is no discussion needed. It’s obv that he morphed the pictures.

ask him to send a non-candid photo and see if he looks the same lol

Exactly because it’s so detailed I am sure that it’s fake. Also just use your Brain for this one. Do you really think a girl would just lick your asshole on the first time you both have sex?

i mean, some girls are freaky like that tbf, altough it does seem sus ngl

 

[alphaChadpeasant911]

I mean would definitely have been some traces of your shit left inside ur anus, so when she fingered and put in your mouth i believe you definitely ate at least a trace amount of your own shit.

 

[Xangsane]

I mean would definitely have been some traces of your shit left inside ur anus, so when she fingered and put in your mouth i believe you definitely ate at least a trace amount of your own shit.

So the paste thing was my own shit?

 

[BrendioEEE]

Holy shit, it is over.

 

[Xangsane]

Holy shit, it is over.

Why