Did I nuke my hormones by accident?

[ranierean]

As a kid I had a weird fascination with all things plastic – I would just slobber on everything that had a smooth polymer finish to it – like I would actually be obsessed with disposable bags, wrappings, LEGO pieces, other toys and so on.

In school and college I would suck and chew on my gel pens CONSTANTLY to the point where I would always break them before they run out… I'm just fucking retarded tbh

I also always preferred plastic tableware and bottles and stuff until the microplastic right-wing paranoia hit me… I hate having to use ceramics/glass/steel for everything and still want to chew on something soft and shiny...

 

[NoHoesinOhio]

Not our fault they make them shiny

 

[Deleted member 110111]

I ruined my teeth by chewing bottle caps. Could’ve had straight teeth like my parents. Don’t really care though because my parents did warn me.

Also not that bad of crooked. The top part of my teeth is only one crooked and makes me look childlike

 

[Deleted member 110111]

Generally no. Never chewed anything plastic after the age of 9 when my fully adult teeth came in.

 

[NoHoesinOhio]

Generally no. Never chewed anything plastic after the age of 9 when my fully adult teeth came in.

How bout ur mom's dildo

 

[Deleted member 110111]

How bout ur mom's dildo

How about your dads nutcracker

 

[NoHoesinOhio]

How about your dads nutcracker

 

[R@m@]