Did my oneitis send me a follow request on Instagram?

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Yo BRO I just got a friend request from an account with 0 followers 0 following 0 posts

My oneitis was a innocent shy girl who barely talked to anyone and never had any socials and I never talked to her before

She probably never uses social media btw she never had any accounts and never talked to anyone was too shy

Gang is it her and did she create that account to communicate with me?

Like did she create an account just for me?

NIGGA AM I DELUSIONAL OR IS THIS LEGIT

LOLOLOL NIGGA AM I DELUSIONAL OR NOT

GANG AM I DELUSIONAL OR NOT GNG?

BROO COULD IT BE HER IS IT HER

BRO AM I DELUSIONAL

NIGGA TELL ME TELL ME AM I DELUSIONAL OR IS THIS LEGIT

HOLY SHIT BRO
 
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BRO IM LITERALLY GONNA ACCEPT THIS HOLY SHIT LETS GO
 
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WAIT I HAVENT ACCEPTED YET HOLD ON GANG HOLD ON HOLD ON
 
hes on coke, its a sanjeet account like this.
IMG 3674
 
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Talking about friend requests…

Someone uses too much discord..
 
you may be having delusions my friend
 
 
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Talking about friend requests…

Someone uses too much discord..
Mb I meant follow

And yes I said friend request bc I send like 20 different people friend requests on rainbow six for 1v1s and to play ranked and shit

It's not discord
 
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IM NOT ON COKE IM SOBER AND IT HAS

NO FOLLOWER
NO FOLLOWING
NO PROFILE PICTURE

NEW ACC

S
last thread "im on coke and theres nothing you can do to stop me NIGGAAAAA"
 
Mb I meant follow

And yes I said friend request bc I send like 20 different people friend requests on rainbow six for 1v1s and to play ranked and shit

It's not discord
haha i would slap ur ass in siege
 
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Boutfa prove y'all retards wrong rn

I believe it's her

I'm accepting request in like 20 mins I'm too high inhib rn to accept I'm having paranoia anxiety and other shit oh and also ADHD
you should go for one of them motorcycle rides.

given your extremely fucked on coke and believe sanjeet is your oentis
IMG 3670




on a real note tho wish u the best if it truly is her
 
Boutfa prove y'all retards wrong rn

I believe it's her

I'm accepting request in like 20 mins I'm too high inhib rn to accept I'm having paranoia anxiety and other shit oh and also ADHD
yeah its her bro.

she has a crush on u.

she made an account just to follow u and stalk u because she secretly wants ur cock
 
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yeah its her bro.

she has a crush on u.

she made an account just to follow u and stalk u because she secretly wants ur cock
Fr? Damnnnnn bro if u saying is true what if u satin is true like if the thing ur sayin be true like it end up being true then I gotta
jay z handshake GIF
 
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Fr? Damnnnnn bro if u saying is true what if u satin is true like if the thing ur sayin be true like it end up being true then I gotta
jay z handshake GIF
its true.

it actually happened to me my senior year of college.

cute shy girl didnt want to approach me so she followed me on ig and dm'd me, fucked her later that week after class in the empty classroom
 
niggas having oneitis in the big 25
 
niggas having oneitis in the big 25
Actually it's been months nigga I forgot about her not rlly an oneitis

But yes I would still sell my soul to marry and reproduce
 
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ignore her , and post biker edits she will start begging for u to take her on a ride , then just leave her on read
 
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Yo BRO I just got a friend request from an account with 0 followers 0 following 0 posts

My oneitis was a innocent shy girl who barely talked to anyone and never had any socials and I never talked to her before

She probably never uses social media btw she never had any accounts and never talked to anyone was too shy

Gang is it her and did she create that account to communicate with me?

Like did she create an account just for me?

NIGGA AM I DELUSIONAL OR IS THIS LEGIT

LOLOLOL NIGGA AM I DELUSIONAL OR NOT

GANG AM I DELUSIONAL OR NOT GNG?

BROO COULD IT BE HER IS IT HER

BRO AM I DELUSIONAL

NIGGA TELL ME TELL ME AM I DELUSIONAL OR IS THIS LEGIT

HOLY SHIT BRO
Your brain is fried by the blackpill
 
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ignore her , and post biker edits she will start begging for u to take her on a ride , then just leave her on read
Nigga u want me to do that to a girl that I'd sell my soul for
 
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IM NOT ON COKE IM SOBER AND IT HAS

NO FOLLOWER
NO FOLLOWING
NO PROFILE PICTURE

NEW ACC

S
brochacho it might just be a retard who clicked on recommended followers

try msg tho
 
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brochacho it might just be a retard who clicked on recommended followers

try msg tho
Nigga if it was recommended followers why no other followers?

I'm so delusional holy shit there's no ways it's her I can't believe I believe it at first

Anyways I just accepted the request niga
 
brochacho it might just be a retard who clicked on recommended followers

try msg tho
Nigga I can't believe it

But I'm saying this in a bad way

I can't believe that I actually thought it was her

I mean I haven't messaged yet I'ma say "yo" or something cuz I'm just like that

Man I'm a gullible ass nigga I'm naive like the gullible type ass nigga I'm so some gullible ass nigga like the naive type gullible the one thats dum af
 
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Nigga if it was recommended followers why no other followers?

I'm so delusional holy shit there's no ways it's her I can't believe I believe it at first

Anyways I just accepted the request niga
unrelated but u just reminded me of the time a random ethnic I dont know, probably not even Australian, cold dmed me like 5 instagram reels

had to put that nigga in his place I finally understood how foids feel
 
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Nigga I can't believe it

But I'm saying this in a bad way

I can't believe that I actually thought it was her

I mean I haven't messaged yet I'ma say "yo" or something cuz I'm just like that

Man I'm a gullible ass nigga I'm naive like the gullible type ass nigga I'm so some gullible ass nigga like the naive type gullible the one thats dum af
dont know til u try
 
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refresh idk
I can message other niggas but not this one

Also I was originally joking in the thread the chance of something like this happening is like %0.000001 I ain't even got my face or my name in my Instagram account so yeah
 
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refresh idk
Nah I'm a gullible ass nigga nah this jigga so gullible ye I am nah this shit type shit type shit nah I'm gullible nab nah nah I'm gullible ass niggas really be gullible as shit I'm one of those niggas
 
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