Did you know? In the 16th century The Netherlands asked the Ottomans for help against the Spanish and the French

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The Ottoman sultan sent them 60 janissary outfits and said: "dress your soldiers and stay alert."

Result: Spain and France retreated
 
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Bump cuz this shit based
 
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The Ottoman sultan sent them 60 janissary outfits and said: "dress your soldiers and stay alert."

Result: Spain and France retreated
Jfl at allying with muslims. Weakling trait
 
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Jfl at allying with muslims. Weakling trait
The Ottoman Empire wasn't actually Muslim, they larped as muzzies for political reasons
 
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The Ottoman Empire wasn't actually Muslim, they larped as muzzies for political reasons
Still mate, it’s more about culture, like clash of civilisations
 
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The Ottoman sultan sent them 60 janissary outfits and said: "dress your soldiers and stay alert."

Result: Spain and France retreated
The Netherlands’ history is mid anyway
 
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Three centuries later and the Netherlands then asks for plumbers and hairdressers instead. How times change!
 
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Keep coping. Dutch history mogs.
French history mogs Dutch history to oblivion, but I didn’t need to tell you that.
VIVE LA FRANCE 🇫🇷
 
Three centuries later and the Netherlands then asks for plumbers and hairdressers instead. How times change!
Indeed Gengy, Turkey and The Netherlands have always had an amazing relationship when it comes to trading. In return for the hairdressers and the plumbers they send blonde JBs to Turkish summer resorts to be sodomized in threesomes by niggas with a whole tub of hair gel on their head and that kebab rizz. What a lovely relationship
 
French history mogs Dutch history to oblivion, but I didn’t need to tell you that.
VIVE LA FRANCE 🇫🇷
Dutch and France both get the best women in Europe if you don’t include Russia.
 
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Dutch and France both get the best women in Europe if you don’t include Russia.
Don’t eastern Europe women mog tho (Lithuania,Poland, Bulgaria,…) ?
 
Don’t eastern Europe women mog tho (Lithuania,Poland, Bulgaria,…) ?
France get the pheno I like and Dutch mogg them in bone structure.

Ofcourse they are highly on the list as well but these 2 I personally like the most.
 
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Don’t eastern Europe women mog tho (Lithuania,Poland, Bulgaria,…) ?
Don’t eastern Europe women mog tho (Lithuania,Poland, Bulgaria,…) ?
imo, the most attractive girls come from The UK, Ireland, and the north of France... basically Celtic foids
 
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France often allied (unofficially) with the Ottomons against the Hapsburgs. And. Don’t forget the Crimean War & why it was fought.
 
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France often allied (unofficially) with the Ottomons against the Hapsburgs. And. Don’t forget the Crimean War & why it was fought.
Yeah they did. Every nation is a bitch , it’s politics before everything else
 
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Indeed Gengy, Turkey and The Netherlands have always had an amazing relationship when it comes to trading. In return for the hairdressers and the plumbers they send blonde JBs to Turkish summer resorts to be sodomized in threesomes by niggas with a whole tub of hair gel on their head and that kebab rizz. What a lovely relationship
Tales from the slums of Ankara.
French history mogs Dutch history to oblivion, but I didn’t need to tell you that.
VIVE LA FRANCE 🇫🇷
Ew France.
 
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common turkey W

 
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No, I’m not. I am glad I don’t live there. I hate the language.
You’re missing out on the language of love.
Who loves dutch anyway jfl
 
You’re missing out on the language of love.
Who loves dutch anyway jfl
I had to take mandatory French classes from seventh grade until the ninth grade. I dropped it as soon as I was allowed to. Same for German. But I just don't like French at all. Dutch language isn't beautiful either but it's not as annoying as French.
 
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I had to take mandatory French classes from seventh grade until the ninth grade. I dropped it as soon as I was allowed to. Same for German. But I just don't like French at all. Dutch language isn't beautiful either but it's not as annoying as French.
You’re missing out but I gotta admit it is difficult to learn while English is a really easy language and mogs.
German is a fine language truthfully, learning it. But rn I’d rather have bases in Spanish or some SEA language for me to Geomaxx easily during holidays ahah
 
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You’re missing out but I gotta admit it is difficult to learn while English is a really easy language and mogs.
German is a fine language truthfully, learning it. But rn I’d rather have bases in Spanish or some SEA language for me to Geomaxx easily during holidays ahah
I was okay at French but I just don't like the sounds of the language, if that makes sense. Luckily for me, I speak two Germanic languages already, speaking English and Dutch fluently. I don't even speak Urdu nearly that well.
 
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I was okay at French but I just don't like the sounds of the language, if that makes sense. Luckily for me, I speak two Germanic languages already, speaking English and Dutch fluently. I don't even speak Urdu nearly that well, but I'm fluent in Tamil
 
I don’t speak Tamil, that’s a Dravidian language. Urdu is Indic, with Arabic, Persian and Turkic loanwords. @i_love_roosters
 
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I don’t speak Tamil, that’s a Dravidian language. Urdu is Indic, with Arabic, Persian and Turkic loanwords. @i_love_roosters
It was a joke Gengy, ik you only speak sexy Indo-European languages
 
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It was a joke Gengy, ik you only speak sexy Indo-European languages
With a large autistic user base, it’s difficult to tell whether one is joking or not, especially if you’ve argued in the past. JFL.
 
With a large autistic user base, it’s difficult to tell whether one is joking or not, especially if you’ve argued in the past. JFL.
This was me trying to calm things down between us.. like go back to how we were before :feelsokman:
 
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This was me trying to calm things down between us.. like go back to how we were before :feelsokman:
Maybe after Eid, but you have to start it. I am a reactive racist.
 
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