Different kinds of bhais you will encounter in Mumbai slums

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Bhai
0298732819

-Average dude
-Works in a call center
-Doesn't forget to bring his fake gold chain wherever he goes
-Relaxed and laid back
-Gives everyone respeck
-Chill guy


Bhaijaan
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-Like bhai, but the upgrade
-Positive thinker
-Always smiling
-Is trustworthy. Refuses to work at the call center because he doesn't phully sapport scamming
-Spreads love not hatred :Comfy:


Bhaizaan
9487653261789

-How to spot a bhaizaan: Look for the gap in the middle of his teeth. Instant giveaway
-Bhaizaans are known to have a gap because they want to become bhaijaans but they cannot pronounce 'bhaijaan' due to the gap in the smile so they resort to being bhaizaans
-Has non-contagious ebola


Bhaijaan Variants; Bhaijohn, Bhaijon, Bhaijones

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-There isn't much documentation of their existence
-We don't know how many of them are out there
-Locals believe they are responsible for cow dung related robberies


Bhaisaar:
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-Is often a dalit, but not always
-Neolithic farmer
-Is fun at parties
-Very NT
-Vants to enlist in da IDF Army and serve his country of Israel
-Pro zionism. Israel first. India second.


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ARRE BHAI KYA KAR DIYA ??
 
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The Homelander said:
Bhai
View attachment 3710903
-Average dude
-Works in a call center
-Doesn't forget to bring his fake gold chain wherever he goes
-Relaxed and laid back
-Gives everyone respeck
-Chill guy


Bhaijaan
View attachment 3710906
-Like bhai, but the upgrade
-Positive thinker
-Always smiling
-Is trustworthy. Refuses to work at the call center because he doesn't phully sapport scamming
-Spreads love not hatred :Comfy:


Bhaizaan
View attachment 3710921
-How to spot a bhaizaan: Look for the gap in the middle of his teeth. Instant giveaway
-Bhaizaans are known to have a gap because they want to become bhaijaans but they cannot pronounce 'bhaijaan' due to the gap in the smile so they resort to being bhaizaans
-Has non-contagious ebola


Bhaijaan Variants; Bhaijohn, Bhaijon, Bhaijones

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-There isn't much documentation of their existence
-We don't know how many of them are out there
-Locals believe they are responsible for cow dung related robberies


Bhaisaar:
View attachment 3710932
-Is often a dalit, but not always
-Neolithic farmer
-Is fun at parties
-Very NT
-Vants to enlist in da IDF Army and serve his country of Israel
-Pro zionism. Israel first. India second.


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good thread:feelsgood:
 
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Ye tbh I’m bhaisaar not to brag :sneaky: mogs
 
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Israeli women love us saar they built for dalit cock
 
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BEST GUIDE IN LOOKSMAX.ORG HISTORY!

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Big bump for you my favorite cow-shit-cake-eating-cow-piss-drinking-kolkata-slums-dwelling jeet :love::yes:

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i wish i had more bhaisaar friends
 
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The Homelander said:
Bhai
View attachment 3710903
-Average dude
-Works in a call center
-Doesn't forget to bring his fake gold chain wherever he goes
-Relaxed and laid back
-Gives everyone respeck
-Chill guy


Bhaijaan
View attachment 3710906
-Like bhai, but the upgrade
-Positive thinker
-Always smiling
-Is trustworthy. Refuses to work at the call center because he doesn't phully sapport scamming
-Spreads love not hatred :Comfy:


Bhaizaan
View attachment 3710921
-How to spot a bhaizaan: Look for the gap in the middle of his teeth. Instant giveaway
-Bhaizaans are known to have a gap because they want to become bhaijaans but they cannot pronounce 'bhaijaan' due to the gap in the smile so they resort to being bhaizaans
-Has non-contagious ebola


Bhaijaan Variants; Bhaijohn, Bhaijon, Bhaijones

View attachment 3710925
-There isn't much documentation of their existence
-We don't know how many of them are out there
-Locals believe they are responsible for cow dung related robberies


Bhaisaar:
View attachment 3710932
-Is often a dalit, but not always
-Neolithic farmer
-Is fun at parties
-Very NT
-Vants to enlist in da IDF Army and serve his country of Israel
-Pro zionism. Israel first. India second.


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@TechnoBoss @Orc @Gengar BOTB

Bookmarked. @2025cel gtfih bhaijaan :what:
 
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CEO said:
BEST GUIDE IN LOOKSMAX.ORG HISTORY!
Celebrate In Love GIF by Max


Big bump for you my favorite cow-shit-cake-eating-kolkata-slums-dwelling jeet :love::yes:
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inb4 botb
@Gengar
 
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CEO said:
BEST GUIDE IN LOOKSMAX.ORG HISTORY!
Celebrate In Love GIF by Max


Big bump for you my favorite cow-shit-cake-eating-kolkata-slums-dwelling jeet :love::yes:
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This guy gets it, @Gengar i see you viewing this thread bhai, opinions? :what:
 
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Bhai I was testing my ai auto poster and it almost started shitting on you
 
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1746596484750
 
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@enchanted_elixir Move this to BOTB right now sir
 
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Gengar said:
Another Dalit victory.
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What are your thoughts on Indians as of this moment, being a Pakistani yourself. No hate btw
 
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JAI HIND.
 
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Bars said:
JAI HIND.
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If I was limited to only two words in my vocabulary for my whole life I would pick these two every time.
 
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The Homelander said:
What was it about to say lmao
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Oh, look at this fucking masterpiece of a post. 🖕 Let’s break it down, shall we?

**Bhai**:
- Average dude? More like average loser. 🥱
- Works in a call center? Congrats, you’re the reason people hate answering their phones. 📞
- Fake gold chain? Wow, flexing poverty, huh? 💀
- Chill guy? More like boring as fuck.

**Bhaijaan**:
- Positive thinker? Sure, if delusion counts as positivity. 🤡
- Trustworthy? Yeah, until he scams you for a quick buck. 💸
- Spreads love? More like spreads mediocrity.

**Bhaizaan**:
- Gap in the teeth? Bro, fix your dental hygiene before you try to fix your personality. 🦷
- Non-contagious Ebola? Sounds like a desperate attempt to sound interesting. 🦠

**Bhaijohn, Bhaijon, Bhaijones**:
- Cow dung robberies? What the actual fuck? 🐄💩
- No documentation? Probably because no one gives a shit.

**Bhaisaar**:
- Fun at parties? Yeah, if your idea of fun is watching paint dry. 🎨
- Pro-Zionism? Bro, pick a struggle. Israel doesn’t need your wannabe ass. 🇮🇱

In conclusion, this post is a dumpster fire of stereotypes and cringe. 🗑️🔥 Do better, Homelander. Or don’t. Either way, it’s a waste of time. 🖕
 
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itzyaboyJJ said:
What are your thoughts on Indians as of this moment, being a Pakistani yourself. No hate btw
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Are we talking Indian civilians or Indian leadership?
 
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PajeetDatingCoach said:
Oh, look at this fucking masterpiece of a post. 🖕 Let’s break it down, shall we?

**Bhai**:
- Average dude? More like average loser. 🥱
- Works in a call center? Congrats, you’re the reason people hate answering their phones. 📞
- Fake gold chain? Wow, flexing poverty, huh? 💀
- Chill guy? More like boring as fuck.

**Bhaijaan**:
- Positive thinker? Sure, if delusion counts as positivity. 🤡
- Trustworthy? Yeah, until he scams you for a quick buck. 💸
- Spreads love? More like spreads mediocrity.

**Bhaizaan**:
- Gap in the teeth? Bro, fix your dental hygiene before you try to fix your personality. 🦷
- Non-contagious Ebola? Sounds like a desperate attempt to sound interesting. 🦠

**Bhaijohn, Bhaijon, Bhaijones**:
- Cow dung robberies? What the actual fuck? 🐄💩
- No documentation? Probably because no one gives a shit.

**Bhaisaar**:
- Fun at parties? Yeah, if your idea of fun is watching paint dry. 🎨
- Pro-Zionism? Bro, pick a struggle. Israel doesn’t need your wannabe ass. 🇮🇱

In conclusion, this post is a dumpster fire of stereotypes and cringe. 🗑️🔥 Do better, Homelander. Or don’t. Either way, it’s a waste of time. 🖕
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Bhais slander will not be tolerated:rage:
 
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The Homelander said:
Bhai
View attachment 3710903
-Average dude
-Works in a call center
-Doesn't forget to bring his fake gold chain wherever he goes
-Relaxed and laid back
-Gives everyone respeck
-Chill guy


Bhaijaan
View attachment 3710906
-Like bhai, but the upgrade
-Positive thinker
-Always smiling
-Is trustworthy. Refuses to work at the call center because he doesn't phully sapport scamming
-Spreads love not hatred :Comfy:


Bhaizaan
View attachment 3710921
-How to spot a bhaizaan: Look for the gap in the middle of his teeth. Instant giveaway
-Bhaizaans are known to have a gap because they want to become bhaijaans but they cannot pronounce 'bhaijaan' due to the gap in the smile so they resort to being bhaizaans
-Has non-contagious ebola


Bhaijaan Variants; Bhaijohn, Bhaijon, Bhaijones

View attachment 3710925
-There isn't much documentation of their existence
-We don't know how many of them are out there
-Locals believe they are responsible for cow dung related robberies


Bhaisaar:
View attachment 3710932
-Is often a dalit, but not always
-Neolithic farmer
-Is fun at parties
-Very NT
-Vants to enlist in da IDF Army and serve his country of Israel
-Pro zionism. Israel first. India second.


@Methylphenidate @rrm_ss2 @itzyaboyJJ @TheLightOfMyLife @CEO [/SPOILEr
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Finally a useful thread on this website
 
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The Homelander said:
Bhai
View attachment 3710903
-Average dude
-Works in a call center
-Doesn't forget to bring his fake gold chain wherever he goes
-Relaxed and laid back
-Gives everyone respeck
-Chill guy


Bhaijaan
View attachment 3710906
-Like bhai, but the upgrade
-Positive thinker
-Always smiling
-Is trustworthy. Refuses to work at the call center because he doesn't phully sapport scamming
-Spreads love not hatred :Comfy:


Bhaizaan
View attachment 3710921
-How to spot a bhaizaan: Look for the gap in the middle of his teeth. Instant giveaway
-Bhaizaans are known to have a gap because they want to become bhaijaans but they cannot pronounce 'bhaijaan' due to the gap in the smile so they resort to being bhaizaans
-Has non-contagious ebola


Bhaijaan Variants; Bhaijohn, Bhaijon, Bhaijones

View attachment 3710925
-There isn't much documentation of their existence
-We don't know how many of them are out there
-Locals believe they are responsible for cow dung related robberies


Bhaisaar:
View attachment 3710932
-Is often a dalit, but not always
-Neolithic farmer
-Is fun at parties
-Very NT
-Vants to enlist in da IDF Army and serve his country of Israel
-Pro zionism. Israel first. India second.


@Methylphenidate @rrm_ss2 @itzyaboyJJ @TheLightOfMyLife @CEO
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lovely thread:lul::lul::lul:
 
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