dinner with my homphobic grandpa

[hax]

i have to go see him tomorrow and eat face to face, alone.

he's a millionaire (no joke) and wants me to question him on how he made it this far before he passes away,
i really couldn't care less; he was 6'5+ and got lucky with his business early on.

i really hate it cause my communication skills are super bad and i lack common knowledge which is going to lead to very weird/blank moments.
we have nothing in common + he's extremely egocentric and hard to talk to in general yet i don't want to dissapoint him as much as i don't care.

my cousin is my age, he is 6'1, muscular and really handsome overall (and a millionaire family to, how crazy)
i didn't even talk with my grandpa yet but can already tell who's going to get the heritage.

@valentine (i wrote this as you tagged me in that thread lol)

 

[dictator]

try to get a cut of the will nigga

 

[mcmentalonthemic]

why did you think we'd give a fuck?

 

[frazzledrip]

i have to go see him tomorrow and eat face to face, alone.

he's a millionaire (no joke) and wants me to question him on how he made it this far before he passes away,
i really couldn't care less; he was 6'5+ and got lucky with his business early on.

i really hate it cause my communication skills are super bad and i lack common knowledge which is going to lead to very weird/blank moments.
we have nothing in common + he's extremely egocentric and hard to talk to in general yet i don't want to dissapoint him as much as i don't care.

my cousin is my age, he is 6'1, muscular and really handsome overall (and a millionaire family to, how crazy)
i didn't even talk with my grandpa yet but can already tell who's going to get the heritage.

@valentine (i wrote this as you tagged me in that thread lol)

Kill him

 

[Eltrē]

I just know he compares you to your cousin

 

[frazzledrip]

I just know he compares you to your cousin

Be more like _____

 

[hax]

I just know he compares you to your cousin

standing near my cousing is actual ropefuel ngl, i'm gonna sketch it out rn to really give you a simple vision

 

[hax]

try to get a cut of the will nigga

won't work. it's already done.

he just uses me as backup if my cousin dies to spread his story onwards.

jfl if you think he cares about me, i barely talk to my family.

 

[mcmentalonthemic]

standing near my cousing is actual ropefuel ngl, i'm gonna sketch it out rn to really give you a simple vision

nobody cares mate

 

[Ruinedbyfaceshape]

Ask him some tips and tell us nigga it may be outdated but somethings better than nothing

 

[valentine]

wants me to question him on how he made it this far before he passes away,

I'm crying at this. boomers think they're special and high iq when it was super easy to make money back in the day and property cost nothing. most zoomers have ZERO chance of owning their own property no matter how hard they work and improove because it's literally not possible

 

[hax]

Ask him some tips and tell us nigga it may be outdated but somethings better than nothing

well i'm kinda forced to

 

[tansel]

oui oui grandpa

je ne se me loux

dumb stupid ugly french language

 

[Eltrē]

oui oui grandpa

je ne se me loux

dumb stupid ugly french language

I cage whenever I read his threads because I read them out in a squeaky french accent

 

[tansel]

I cage whenever I read his threads because I read them out in a squeaky french accent

yeah man i can’t take french people seriously lmao

 

[hax]

I'm crying at this. boomers think they're special and high iq when it was super easy to make money back in the day and property cost nothing. most zoomers have ZERO chance of owning their own property no matter how hard they work and improove because it's literally not possible

i already ate with my whole family today and he thinks he "cracked to code" it's pmo.

even more funny, his buisness is around wood chopping... just lol.
do you realize how long ago this was if you could create your own succesfull buisness by cutting trees on your own?!

cutting trees noadays is what gets you a minimal salary. i truly don't understand what he could possibly teach me.
his life is a roblox tycoon and mine is on survival.

 

[valentine]

i already ate with my whole family today and he thinks he "cracked to code" it's pmo.

even more funny, his buisness is around wood chopping... just lol.
do you realize how long ago this was if you could create your own succesfull buisness by cutting trees on your own?!

cutting trees noadays is what gets you a minimal salary. i truly don't understand what he could possibly teach me.
his life is a roblox tycoon and mine is on survival.

you're just a stupid incel loser if you weren't so lazy you would just work 25 hours every day and be successful.

I cage whenever I read his threads because I read them out in a squeaky french accent

yeah man i can’t take french people seriously lmao

I'm too woke for this...

 

[zurrity]

try to get a cut of the will nigga

LMAO based as fuck

 

[hax]

I cage whenever I read his threads because I read them out in a squeaky french accent

yeah man i can’t take french people seriously lmao

1) i'm not french, i just LIVE in france

2) people always ask me if i'm american or simply english-speaking because of how much i forgot ab the french language

3) alain delon

 

[zurrity]

i have to go see him tomorrow and eat face to face, alone.

he's a millionaire (no joke) and wants me to question him on how he made it this far before he passes away,
i really couldn't care less; he was 6'5+ and got lucky with his business early on.

i really hate it cause my communication skills are super bad and i lack common knowledge which is going to lead to very weird/blank moments.
we have nothing in common + he's extremely egocentric and hard to talk to in general yet i don't want to dissapoint him as much as i don't care.

my cousin is my age, he is 6'1, muscular and really handsome overall (and a millionaire family to, how crazy)
i didn't even talk with my grandpa yet but can already tell who's going to get the heritage.

@valentine (i wrote this as you tagged me in that thread lol)

Nigga get close w him so he can fund your hardmaxxes

 

[hax]

you're just a stupid incel loser if you weren't so lazy you would just work 25 hours every day and be successful.

we all start somewhere

 

[tansel]

1) i'm not french, i just LIVE in france

2) people always ask me if i'm american or simply english-speaking because of how much i forgot ab the french language

3) alain delon

1) living in france makes you french, deal with it, you are a frog dude

2) ok

3) alain is beautiful & he is the leader of france

 

[tansel]

you're just a stupid incel loser if you weren't so lazy you would just work 25 hours every day and be successful.


I'm too woke for this...

val

 

[Frenulum]

Nigga i read your threads and the story is so fucking brutal that i think you are larping

 

[Eltrē]

1) i'm not french, i just LIVE in france

2) people always ask me if i'm american or simply english-speaking because of how much i forgot ab the french language

3) alain delon

So you're ethnic

 

[hax]

So you're ethnic

100% belgian

deal with it punk

 

[Canthus23]

i have to go see him tomorrow and eat face to face, alone.

he's a millionaire (no joke) and wants me to question him on how he made it this far before he passes away,
i really couldn't care less; he was 6'5+ and got lucky with his business early on.

i really hate it cause my communication skills are super bad and i lack common knowledge which is going to lead to very weird/blank moments.
we have nothing in common + he's extremely egocentric and hard to talk to in general yet i don't want to dissapoint him as much as i don't care.

my cousin is my age, he is 6'1, muscular and really handsome overall (and a millionaire family to, how crazy)
i didn't even talk with my grandpa yet but can already tell who's going to get the heritage.

@valentine (i wrote this as you tagged me in that thread lol)

shit u see in movies

 

[hax]

Nigga i read your threads and the story is so fucking brutal that i think you are larping

when your life is so miserable people start questionning the truth

 

[Eltrē]

100% belgian

deal with it punk

How tall are you again?

 

[lnceIs]

Thread: Why is hax' life so pathetic?

 

[shedontluv-U]

Wow astonishing story

 

[hax]

Thread: Why is hax' life so pathetic?

@imontheloose

 

[hax]

How tall are you again?

i'm 6'0

and before you type up one of your poems; the main problem is my FACE

 

[lnceIs]

i'm 6'0

and before you type up one of your poems; the main problem is my FACE

The main problem is your BRAIN

 

[Eltrē]

i'm 6'0

and before you type up one of your poems; the main problem is my FACE

You're actually such a faggot holy shit I was just starting to pity you when you mentioned your cousin being 6'1, I instantly assumed you were like some 5'6 giga manlet or something

You'll never know even a tenth of the heightmog a 5'10 manlet like me goes through on a daily basis

 

[hax]

You're actually such a faggot holy shit I was just starting to pity you when you mentioned your cousin being 6'1, I instantly assumed you were like some 5'6 giga manlet or something

You'll never know even a tenth of the heightmog a 5'10 manlet like me goes through on a daily basis

just wait for the sketch

 

[lnceIs]

You're actually such a faggot holy shit I was just starting to pity you when you mentioned your cousin being 6'1, I instantly assumed you were like some 5'6 giga manlet or something

You'll never know even a tenth of the heightmog a 5'10 manlet like me goes through on a daily basis

5'10 is the ideal height

 

[Eltrē]

just wait for the sketch

 

[User28823]

 

[hax]

5'10 is the ideal height

View attachment 4993302

 

[hax]

View attachment 4993307

i never brung YOU into this family

ofc there's gonna be a bigger fish

 

[Eltrē]

5'10 is the ideal height

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I used to soothe my manlet rage by remembering griffith was also 5'10 / 177cm

 

[Katoboy]

i have to go see him tomorrow and eat face to face, alone.

he's a millionaire (no joke) and wants me to question him on how he made it this far before he passes away,
i really couldn't care less; he was 6'5+ and got lucky with his business early on.

i really hate it cause my communication skills are super bad and i lack common knowledge which is going to lead to very weird/blank moments.
we have nothing in common + he's extremely egocentric and hard to talk to in general yet i don't want to dissapoint him as much as i don't care.

my cousin is my age, he is 6'1, muscular and really handsome overall (and a millionaire family to, how crazy)
i didn't even talk with my grandpa yet but can already tell who's going to get the heritage.

@valentine (i wrote this as you tagged me in that thread lol)

rape him

 

[hax]

I used to soothe my manlet rage by remembering griffith was also 5'10 / 177cm

https://looksmax.org/threads/me-and-my-cousin-drawing.2048079/#post-28390201

as promised

 

[ahavik]

1) i'm not french, i just LIVE in france

2) people always ask me if i'm american or simply english-speaking because of how much i forgot ab the french language

3) alain delon

i always thought u lived in the netherlands/belgium tbh