BlackPillChad
Taking the Yellow Pill
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Here's a fucking fun moneymaxxing strategy. You can turn $5000 dollars ($200 a month) into 250k over the course of two years, guaranteed. The catch is that you don't get to be the beneficiary.
Method:
1.) Have a job.
2.) Buy life insurance (cheap if young nonsmoker). Name a lucky friend you like as the beneficiary.
3.) Wait 2 years for the Suicide Clause to expire
4.) Rope
5.) Your beneficiary has 250k to ascend
The two problems I see here are first that the selfless incel who did this would need to be depressed enough to want to rope, but willing to suffer for two years while still holding down a job and paying the premium. I can also anticipate that incel having second thoughts at the end of the two year period (most people's suicidal ideations are fleeting, which is why insurers feel safe with two years time). It's for this reason that I don't anticipate anyone actually doing this.
This is possibly the darkest thing I have ever written. Time will tell if I regret writing it.
Also:
I support suicide in cases where there is no hope, as a way of minimizing suffering. But talk to a trusted member of this forum (who will NOT be the fucking beneficiary in this plan) and two internet strangers unrelated to the blackpill before you decide your life is hopeless, depressed people often lack objectivity and you are no different.
Method:
1.) Have a job.
2.) Buy life insurance (cheap if young nonsmoker). Name a lucky friend you like as the beneficiary.
3.) Wait 2 years for the Suicide Clause to expire
4.) Rope
5.) Your beneficiary has 250k to ascend
The two problems I see here are first that the selfless incel who did this would need to be depressed enough to want to rope, but willing to suffer for two years while still holding down a job and paying the premium. I can also anticipate that incel having second thoughts at the end of the two year period (most people's suicidal ideations are fleeting, which is why insurers feel safe with two years time). It's for this reason that I don't anticipate anyone actually doing this.
This is possibly the darkest thing I have ever written. Time will tell if I regret writing it.
Also:
I support suicide in cases where there is no hope, as a way of minimizing suffering. But talk to a trusted member of this forum (who will NOT be the fucking beneficiary in this plan) and two internet strangers unrelated to the blackpill before you decide your life is hopeless, depressed people often lack objectivity and you are no different.
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