Disneygoers keep jumping to their deaths

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How come? Maybe they realized spending well over $1k on admission and airfare wasn't worth it to be surrounded by smelly brown migrants while waiting in hour long lines in the 100℉ Florida sun.

 

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A third person has died at Disney World in Florida in the space of a few weeks, as reports confirm a guest died after paying cash for a hotel room and jumping from the balcony on Thursday morning. Police cordoned off a street outside the Magic Kingdom hotel and are said to have encouraged guests not to look out over their balconies.

Imagine being a 5-year-old girl staying in your Rapunzel themed room just to look over the balcony to see a bunch of cops cleaning up splattered guts and a barely assembled human.