DMV.me The drivers license pill is the most legit argument I've heard

[ratdick77]

Recently it seems a few users have realized the correlation between having legal certification to operate a vehicle and the amount of pussy one can obtain.

0 drivers license = no play

1 drivers license = normie/barely acceptable

2 drivers license = good

3+ drivers license = Hot

At the current rate of hypergamy us men will need 7-8 drivers licenses just for a landwhale in 2040

@rightfulcel @LastGerman

 

[Deleted member 5522]

Getting one asap is the best, missing out on teenage driving has left me mentally scared forever.

 

[Gaia262]

Recently it seems a few users have realized the correlation between having legal certification to operate a vehicle and the amount of pussy one can obtain.

0 drivers license = no play

1 drivers license = normie/barely acceptable

2 drivers license = good

3+ drivers license = Hot

At the current rate of hypergamy us men will need 7-8 drivers licenses just for a landwhale in 2040

@rightfulcel @LastGerman

A car means absolutely fuck all. stop spreading this shit.

You drop £30,000 on a mercedes that loses half its value in a few years just to sit in traffic, as soon as you walk away from the car you are just the exact same person you were at the beginning.

No one knows what car you drive when you are in a night club, a bar, a resteraunt, on the beach. essentially any social setting.

Everyone knows an ugly guy in a nice car is just compensating. its beyond a waste of money, can you honestly remember the face of One person driving a nice car?

If a woman suddenly does want to spend time sitting in traffic in your car, you can pretty much tell this is the lowest form of life. You are better off just spending £80 and sleeping with an escort.

The only people i see driving expensive cars are low IQ ethnics tbh. 99.9% of the time they are alone btw.


You are better off spending that £30,000 on opening a business , getting surgeries, and traveling and meeting people.

 

[Deleted member 5522]

A car means absolutely fuck all. stop spreading this shit.

You drop £30,000 on a mercedes that loses half its value in a few years just to sit in traffic, as soon as you walk away from the car you are just the exact same person you were at the beginning.

No one knows what car you drive when you are in a night club, a bar, a resteraunt, on the beach.

Everyone knows an ugly guy in a car is just compensating.

If a woman suddenly does want to spend time sitting in traffic in your car, you can pretty much tell this is the lowest form of life. You are better off just spending £80 and sleeping with an escort.

The only people i see driving expensive cars are low IQ ethnics tbh.


You are better off spending that £30,000 on opening a business , getting surgeries, and traveling and meeting people.

Car does not matter as long as it can transport you

 

[ratdick77]

A car means absolutely fuck all. stop spreading this shit.

You drop £30,000 on a mercedes that loses half its value in a few years just to sit in traffic, as soon as you walk away from the car you are just the exact same person you were at the beginning.

No one knows what car you drive when you are in a night club, a bar, a resteraunt, on the beach.

Everyone knows an ugly guy in a car is just compensating.

If a woman suddenly does want to spend time sitting in traffic in your car, you can pretty much tell this is the lowest form of life. You are better off just spending £80 and sleeping with an escort.

The only people i see driving expensive cars are low IQ ethnics tbh.


You are better off spending that £30,000 on opening a business , getting surgeries, and traveling and meeting people.

You are a fucking moron. I always hear girls say they want a man with at least 2 drivers licenses.

This one girl I know hangs out at the DMV just so she can suck off new drivers and mexicans.

 

[RichardSpencel]

Car does not matter as long as it can transport you

Is there no uber/taxi/trains/bus in your country?

 

[Gaia262]

You are a fucking moron. I always hear girls say they want a man with at least 2 drivers licenses.

This one girl I know hangs out at the DMV just so she can suck off new drivers and mexicans.

ok dude, drop £30,000 a new Mercedes and see where it takes you in life.

And there is no girl that hangs outside the department of motor vehicles just to suck off new drivers out of respect of passing their driving test. This is legit retarded and wishful thinking.

 

[Deleted member 5522]

Is there no uber/taxi/trains/bus in your country?

Cucked

 

[Mouthbreath]

Car does not matter as long as it can transport you

so you're saying if I pull up with this:



she will treat me the same way as if I driv this:

 

[Deleted member 5522]

so you're saying if I pull up with this:



she will treat me the same way as if I driv this:

Meh I just want to drive honestly, aesthetics are an after thought.

 

[ratdick77]

ok dude, drop £30,000 a new Mercedes and see where it takes you in life.

When did I say I want a fucking mercedes. I just want 1-3 drivers licenses so I can pick up chicks. They will respect my certification you utter fucking brainless shitbag.

Girls only care about two things driver's license and dick width.

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[wristcel]

this must be a US thing lol.

 

[owlofathena]

The driver license pill is brutal in UK

 

[Mouthbreath]

Meh I just want to drive honestly, aesthetics are an after thought.

so are you a girl? or why would your opinion be important on this subject.

 

[Deleted member 5522]

so are you a gril

what is gril

 

[Ritalincel]

what is gril

Gril
A poorly spelled version of "girl".
Fuckwit123: OMG I LOKIN 4 A GRIL 2 CYBER W/!!!111
Ricket: I don't know any grills, but I do know a stove. Nothin' says lovin' like you cyber penis and an oven.
by Johnny Rocketfingers November 13, 2003

 

[LastGerman]

Recently it seems a few users have realized the correlation between having legal certification to operate a vehicle and the amount of pussy one can obtain.

0 drivers license = no play

1 drivers license = normie/barely acceptable

2 drivers license = good

3+ drivers license = Hot

At the current rate of hypergamy us men will need 7-8 drivers licenses just for a landwhale in 2040

@rightfulcel @LastGerman

People still think it is a joke but it is not. Being able to drive is one of the most important factors in this life and era. This is just a fact. If you cannot drive, you will be emasculated by female driving. If you missed out on teenage driving, it will never come back. You just missed a huge part of adolscence.

A car means absolutely fuck all. stop spreading this shit.

You drop £30,000 on a mercedes that loses half its value in a few years just to sit in traffic, as soon as you walk away from the car you are just the exact same person you were at the beginning.

No one knows what car you drive when you are in a night club, a bar, a resteraunt, on the beach. essentially any social setting.

Everyone knows an ugly guy in a nice car is just compensating. its beyond a waste of money, can you honestly remember the face of One person driving a nice car?

If a woman suddenly does want to spend time sitting in traffic in your car, you can pretty much tell this is the lowest form of life. You are better off just spending £80 and sleeping with an escort.

The only people i see driving expensive cars are low IQ ethnics tbh. 99.9% of the time they are alone btw.


You are better off spending that £30,000 on opening a business , getting surgeries, and traveling and meeting people.

Lol at starting a business.

Is there no uber/taxi/trains/bus in your country?

(((Uber))), (((cabs))) and (((public transportation))) - it is all cucked.

 

[EckhartTollemaxx]

A car means absolutely fuck all. stop spreading this shit.

You drop £30,000 on a mercedes that loses half its value in a few years just to sit in traffic, as soon as you walk away from the car you are just the exact same person you were at the beginning.

No one knows what car you drive when you are in a night club, a bar, a resteraunt, on the beach. essentially any social setting.

Everyone knows an ugly guy in a nice car is just compensating. its beyond a waste of money, can you honestly remember the face of One person driving a nice car?

If a woman suddenly does want to spend time sitting in traffic in your car, you can pretty much tell this is the lowest form of life. You are better off just spending £80 and sleeping with an escort.

The only people i see driving expensive cars are low IQ ethnics tbh. 99.9% of the time they are alone btw.


You are better off spending that £30,000 on opening a business , getting surgeries, and traveling and meeting people.

An expensive car does nothing unless it's super expensive. A shitty car has a negative effect.
The best option is to have a functioning normal car.

 

[Deleted member 6095]

i want to personally doxx all the people that didn't understand that this thread is satire wtf is the state of this forum

 

[LastGerman]

i want to personally doxx all the people that didn't understand that this thread is satire wtf is the state of this forum

The driver licence pill is the harbinger of death.

 

[RichardSpencel]

i want to personally doxx all the people that didn't understand that this thread is satire wtf is the state of this forum

Pretty sure there are subhumans ITT who genuinely think that them not having a licence is why they are genetic trash.

 

[Deleted member 4612]

A car means absolutely fuck all. stop spreading this shit.

neck yourself now

@rightfulcel @LastGerman

 

[Deleted member 7126]

A car means absolutely fuck all. stop spreading this shit.

You drop £30,000 on a mercedes that loses half its value in a few years just to sit in traffic, as soon as you walk away from the car you are just the exact same person you were at the beginning.

No one knows what car you drive when you are in a night club, a bar, a resteraunt, on the beach. essentially any social setting.

Everyone knows an ugly guy in a nice car is just compensating. its beyond a waste of money, can you honestly remember the face of One person driving a nice car?

If a woman suddenly does want to spend time sitting in traffic in your car, you can pretty much tell this is the lowest form of life. You are better off just spending £80 and sleeping with an escort.

The only people i see driving expensive cars are low IQ ethnics tbh. 99.9% of the time they are alone btw.


You are better off spending that £30,000 on opening a business , getting surgeries, and traveling and meeting people.

Dont spend £30,000 on a car dumbass

 

[Deleted member 5522]

neck yourself now

@rightfulcel @LastGerman

They are the same faggots who say looks don't matter despite getting laid. Cars don't matter bro but it just so happens that I drive teehee

 

[malignant]

Getting one asap is the best, missing out on teenage driving has left me mentally scared forever.

i had a drivers license and car and STILL missed out on teenage driving, new level of over tbh

 

[Deleted member 5522]

i had a drivers license and car and STILL missed out on teenage driving, new level of over tbh

Brutal car pill

 

[Selfahate]

So Elliot Roger was attractive to women right because he was always driving

 

[malignant]

Brutal car pill

yea, means nothing without friends

 

[Ampere]

i want to personally doxx all the people that didn't understand that this thread is satire wtf is the state of this forum

There is no way their IQ is this low and survive until now, they'd probably would've forgotten to breath at some point. I'm in utter disbelief and I prefer to think they're actually trolling at a second level.

 

[Deleted member 4612]

They are the same faggots who say looks don't matter despite getting laid. Cars don't matter bro but it just so happens that I drive teehee

 

[Gaia262]

Dont spend £30,000 on a car dumbass

It's an example dumbass.

A lot of people think they are going to have some cool social circle when they have a car.

This is just a pipe dream.

None of you even have a car so I have no understanding on how you are qualified to even speak on this . I do

The reality is they will be the same loner they were before . Driving by himself and got nowhere to go.

Or you can be driving people around like a good cuck.

You won't get a girl based on your car.

Plus you will have monthly expenses and yearly upkeeps.

A car is useful for its utility if you need it and your lifestyle requires it. Of course get it.

If you are hoping to me some slayer keep dreaming.

Don't listen to me go get your car and "ascend"


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[Deleted member 3902]

Tales son
Nothing makes a pussy more wet then a nigga driving with no license

 

[Deleted member 7126]

It's an example dumbass.

A lot of people think they are going to have some cool social circle when they have a car.

This is just a pipe dream.

None of you even have a car so I have no understanding on how you are qualified to even speak on this . I do

The reality is they will be the same loner they were before . Driving by himself and got nowhere to go.

Or you can be driving people around like a good cuck.

You won't get a girl based on your car.

Plus you will have monthly expenses and yearly upkeeps.

A car is useful for its utility if you need it and your lifestyle requires it. Of course get it.

If you are hoping to me some slayer keep dreaming.

Don't listen to me go get your car and "ascend"


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You need to start running cargame. Go to the nearest high school and offer them a ride home for sex

 

[LastGerman]

A car means absolutely fuck all. stop spreading this shit.

You drop £30,000 on a mercedes that loses half its value in a few years just to sit in traffic, as soon as you walk away from the car you are just the exact same person you were at the beginning.

No one knows what car you drive when you are in a night club, a bar, a resteraunt, on the beach. essentially any social setting.

Everyone knows an ugly guy in a nice car is just compensating. its beyond a waste of money, can you honestly remember the face of One person driving a nice car?

If a woman suddenly does want to spend time sitting in traffic in your car, you can pretty much tell this is the lowest form of life. You are better off just spending £80 and sleeping with an escort.

The only people i see driving expensive cars are low IQ ethnics tbh. 99.9% of the time they are alone btw.


You are better off spending that £30,000 on opening a business , getting surgeries, and traveling and meeting people.

False. A car is everything. Driving is the most important skill in this life and era. If you cannot drive, it is over and you will be emasculated by female driving. Who cares if you spend a lot of money for a car. It is worth it.

neck yourself now

@rightfulcel @LastGerman

Meanwhile he has a driver licence...

You won't get a girl based on your car.

Cars > females
This should be common knowledge by now.

They are the same faggots who say looks don't matter despite getting laid. Cars don't matter bro but it just so happens that I drive teehee

Teehee brah. I drive but it did not do anything for me brah, but I will keep driving teehee.