Lonenely sigma
Future "username-o-plasty" candidate
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Whenever a Stacy makes some kind of a contact with me, my idiotic brain for some reason relapses that convo for months.
I still remember once, it was februrary the 16th. I went to the store to buy some food.
On my way to there, I kept my head in the perfect position so as to make my face appear wider, and put my head down so that I have a shadow below my eyes, thus hiding my UEE.
Obviously, I was positionmaxxed + Mysteriousness-maxxed.
...then some time later I stood in a row of people in the store. God dammit it was a lot of people.
Being on my low-inhibition grindset I am, I turned on telegram and started watching news and war clips from ukraine on max volume.
Finally, it came a moment for me to pay.
The cute cashier asked me:
"Do you want anything else?"
-"No, thank you."
She looked me DIRECTLY into the eyes, she was into me.
I still remember once, it was februrary the 16th. I went to the store to buy some food.
On my way to there, I kept my head in the perfect position so as to make my face appear wider, and put my head down so that I have a shadow below my eyes, thus hiding my UEE.
Obviously, I was positionmaxxed + Mysteriousness-maxxed.
...then some time later I stood in a row of people in the store. God dammit it was a lot of people.
Being on my low-inhibition grindset I am, I turned on telegram and started watching news and war clips from ukraine on max volume.
Finally, it came a moment for me to pay.
The cute cashier asked me:
"Do you want anything else?"
-"No, thank you."
She looked me DIRECTLY into the eyes, she was into me.