afroheadluke
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age 15
height 5 10
weight 101 lbs
people everywhere told me that id ascend with basic softmaxxing and so i flew all the way to ethiopia to get a special handmade military chief leather jacket today. i got my helicopter license back in may for my fifthteen birthday, and i used a shitty used 20000 dollar junk helicopter so it's definitely not a halo but bones and shitty helicopter > recessed with mclaren
as soon as i met up with the guy on facebook marketplace in a shocking turn of events it turns out it was a good ol' "friend" (all my friends abandoned me when I got falsely accused of saying rape threats to a foid and got expelled from school) of mine and I used to go to his house so people recognized me because of the obvious big afro but they still were looking at each other saying "Is that Lukas?"
"you look way different from the last time you went to school last year, what happened?"
I shrugged and just said "Puberty, I guess. Are we gonna make this deal or not?" and all of his family members in the porch couldn't stop staring at me. Espiecally his sister.
then after the deal was finished i almost crashed flying over to popeyes to try out the new fnaf 2 meal since im a big fan of the lore I REALLY LOVE IT OOOOOWEEEEEE I HAVENT BRUSHED MY TEETH and as soon as i walked in i had a stare down with another hypermasculine ogre who lost the intimidate contest against me because i had better zygos and all the girls were watching as it happened but i just pushed them all away. im still incel im just not a gay faggot like @areayes who got blowjobbed 15 times by 15 different girls and bragged about it.
also i first tried asking a alternative reddit but barely got any good advice just mean comments against my looks
then all of a sudden i got cancelled for trying to get a girlfriend
but that’s for another day
so rate my alternative look tell me if i look alternative for alt girls. this is just a phase though i am hoping i dont stay like this forever like how people say its not a phase its a lifestyle so im scared bc its for slaying purposes only because i heard alt girls are more easy to convince than the average foid
I DONT FIND WHAT YOU ASK TO BE A PROBLEM BUT YOU’RE ALSO CALLING ME A GREAT SUCKER