Do I have potential for niche appeal at hippie/boho/renfaire festivals?

[TimmyAshan1]

This is what I looked like when I was still bald

This is what I looked like with a headwrap:

This is what I looked like with a hair system (not sure if it looks natural):

I am aware that I still need to lose weight (around 10-15kg) and I also need to probably get some jaw/chin fillers.

 

[UnluckyOne]

True Jester

 

[bluebandz]

This is what I looked like when I was still bald
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This is what I looked like with a headwrap:
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This is what I looked like with a hair system (not sure if it looks natural):
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I am aware that I still need to lose weight (around 10-15kg) and I also need to probably get some jaw/chin fillers.

is this a joke?

 

[d99lotus]

 

[BK..]

I think you will do just fine at ur festival

 

[wonderful141]

This is what I looked like when I was still bald
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This is what I looked like with a headwrap:
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This is what I looked like with a hair system (not sure if it looks natural):
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I am aware that I still need to lose weight (around 10-15kg) and I also need to probably get some jaw/chin fillers.

retard

 

[jozsef316@gmail]

jestermaxxed, u can pull stupid mtbs tho

 

[Aboal]

This is what I looked like when I was still bald
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This is what I looked like with a headwrap:
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This is what I looked like with a hair system (not sure if it looks natural):
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I am aware that I still need to lose weight (around 10-15kg) and I also need to probably get some jaw/chin fillers.

This gotta be ragebait

 

[TimmyAshan1]

jestermaxxed, u can pull stupid mtbs tho

Brother, that's EXACTLY the type of girls I'm into. I'd take 'drugged up barefoot neurodivergent ltb-mtbs who hasn't showered in 5 days at festivals' over any day of the week over some 'Sexy Stacy in designer jeans with expensive perfume at a high-end club'. Not even joking or meming, those are EXACTLY the type of girls I am into

 

[TimmyAshan1]

Fuck it I'm drunk again so Imma do another small rant. I'll just assume that most girls at the festival will not give a flying fuck at all that it's a hair system at all, and even if they notice it, I can probably just play it off like "I'm doing it for playfulness and self-expression'. But even again, slight shifts and density might make some girls think "his hair is strange", not necessarily "he is wearing a hair system". But at the very least I'll just assume "If they reject me for wearing a hair system, they would have rejected me for being bald too", that's my copium to justify that I didn't waste my money on the hair system.

And when it comes to festival hookups, I don't give a flying fuck how old, ugly or fat the girl that I'll be hooking up with is. All I care is about 'is she wearing a maxi skirt?', 'is she barefoot?' and 'has she not showered in 3 days and not wearing any perfume?' (yes seriously, no meming). I mean they likely don't give a shit about my 30% bodyfat and recessed chin, or more likely the drugs they are on makes them not even notice it at all. I feel like I at least have good enough eyes (big shape and nice expression; I mean they are not 'chad hunter eyes' but that's fine by me), skin and realistic looking hair system that most likely won't notice my failos (let me just have this copium plz).