DO NOT FALL FOR THE DANDELION ROOT MEME

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT

DANDELION ROOT DOES NOT DEBLOAT FACE.
IT IS JUST A FUCKING LAXATIVE.

Do NOT buy it.
I SPENT FOURTY FUCKING QUID ON THIS SHIT I FEEL RETARDED.
I am now late to class because i took this fucking laxative at 8am before I was gonna leave.


ARGGGHHH DONT FALL FOR THE DANDELION ROOT MEME.
BUY A REAL DIURETIC INSTEAD LIKE LASIX!!!


I DO NOT WANT TO SEE ANYONE RECOMMENDING THIS SHIT ON THIS FORUM EVER AGAIN!!!


Pneumo
 
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over for you
 
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over for you
it’s just started. I’m currently photoshopping a prescription for LASIX!! I WILL ASCEND FINALLLYYYYY!!
 
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i'll pay you to pull the dandelions in my yard.
 
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Asparagus and green tea works
 
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pharma diuretic or forever cope
 
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Pretty sure black tea works better. Why does asparagus work? Isnt it low in potassium?
i think those teas are good at getting rid of stomach bloat.
However, when it comes to facial bloat, I believe only the tea's caffeine content is relevant.
So whatever you drink or consume, just make sure it contains a lot of caffeine...
 
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it’s just started. I’m currently photoshopping a prescription for LASIX!! I WILL ASCEND FINALLLYYYYY!!
Do not take lasix. Read more about it.
The most important thing is all diuretics have a rebound effect.
Chiselled today, bloated tomorrow.
I d rather be normal today and tomorrow.
I ve seen your face. You are not bloated.
Don t start so young with BDD
 
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Just have good Na x Potassium ratio and drink more water. Why do people still cope, shit is simple as fuck.
 
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT

DANDELION ROOT DOES NOT DEBLOAT FACE.
IT IS JUST A FUCKING LAXATIVE.

Do NOT buy it.
I SPENT FOURTY FUCKING QUID ON THIS SHIT I FEEL RETARDED.
I am now late to class because i took this fucking laxative at 8am before I was gonna leave.


ARGGGHHH DONT FALL FOR THE DANDELION ROOT MEME.
BUY A REAL DIURETIC INSTEAD LIKE LASIX!!!


I DO NOT WANT TO SEE ANYONE RECOMMENDING THIS SHIT ON THIS FORUM EVER AGAIN!!!


Pneumo
Late to class ?

c’est pas les vacances ?
 
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Pretty sure black tea works better. Why does asparagus work? Isnt it low in potassium?
Asparagine which is amino acid. Yeah anything with high caffeine works tbh, my pre workout has 300mg and within 4 hours my face is debloated.
 
First of all pills not tea and try 1500mg then barely drink for a few hours
I think it works similarly to caffeine
It dries out my face more than caffeine though so I don’t rly like it
 
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First of all pills not tea and try 1500mg then barely drink for a few hours
I think it works similarly to caffeine
It dries out my face more than caffeine though so I don’t rly like it
i have these 1800mg pills... but i will defo try again tomorrow. thank you once again for your dm!!
 
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

DANDELION ROOT DOES NOT DEBLOAT FACE.
IT IS JUST A FUCKING LAXATIVE.

Do NOT buy it.
I SPENT FOURTY FUCKING QUID ON THIS SHIT I FEEL RETARDED.
I am now late to class because i took this fucking laxative at 8am before I was gonna leave.


ARGGGHHH DONT FALL FOR THE DANDELION ROOT MEME.
BUY A REAL DIURETIC INSTEAD LIKE LASIX!!!


I DO NOT WANT TO SEE ANYONE RECOMMENDING THIS SHIT ON THIS FORUM EVER AGAIN!!!


Pneumo
Works for me
 
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT

DANDELION ROOT DOES NOT DEBLOAT FACE.
IT IS JUST A FUCKING LAXATIVE.

Do NOT buy it.
I SPENT FOURTY FUCKING QUID ON THIS SHIT I FEEL RETARDED.
I am now late to class because i took this fucking laxative at 8am before I was gonna leave.


ARGGGHHH DONT FALL FOR THE DANDELION ROOT MEME.
BUY A REAL DIURETIC INSTEAD LIKE LASIX!!!


I DO NOT WANT TO SEE ANYONE RECOMMENDING THIS SHIT ON THIS FORUM EVER AGAIN!!!


Pneumo
Laxative or diuretic? It just made me piss a lot
 
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT

DANDELION ROOT DOES NOT DEBLOAT FACE.
IT IS JUST A FUCKING LAXATIVE.

Do NOT buy it.
I SPENT FOURTY FUCKING QUID ON THIS SHIT I FEEL RETARDED.
I am now late to class because i took this fucking laxative at 8am before I was gonna leave.


ARGGGHHH DONT FALL FOR THE DANDELION ROOT MEME.
BUY A REAL DIURETIC INSTEAD LIKE LASIX!!!


I DO NOT WANT TO SEE ANYONE RECOMMENDING THIS SHIT ON THIS FORUM EVER AGAIN!!!


Pneumo
LMFAOOO no way, how much did u take?
 
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Do you take potassium with lasix ?
 
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Do you take potassium with lasix ?
i don't take potassium supplements, but i am on a high potassium diet yes.
 
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

DANDELION ROOT DOES NOT DEBLOAT FACE.
IT IS JUST A FUCKING LAXATIVE.

Do NOT buy it.
I SPENT FOURTY FUCKING QUID ON THIS SHIT I FEEL RETARDED.
I am now late to class because i took this fucking laxative at 8am before I was gonna leave.


ARGGGHHH DONT FALL FOR THE DANDELION ROOT MEME.
BUY A REAL DIURETIC INSTEAD LIKE LASIX!!!


I DO NOT WANT TO SEE ANYONE RECOMMENDING THIS SHIT ON THIS FORUM EVER AGAIN!!!


Pneumo
SAME SHIT BRO

NIGGERS ON THIS FORUM MADE ME BUY IT
 
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Asparagine which is amino acid. Yeah anything with high caffeine works tbh, my pre workout has 300mg and within 4 hours my face is debloated.
Its because you sweat , not because of that cope
 
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