Do the opposite of what your mom tells you Theory

[Amnesia]

Don't know about your guy's mothers but mine

When I start to get really lean Hun your face is looking so gaunt, I like you with a more full face --> mean while women cannot stop touching and complimenting my abs when I get "too skinny" according to my mom


I grow out my hair to get the surfer curtain look Oh hun you need a hair cut, you're growing your hair so long --> meanwhile non stop compliments from young women about how much they like my "pretty hair" and always are running their hands through it


When I shave my facial hair and go clean shaven Hun I like you more with a bit of scruff, makes you look older and mature --> meanwhile young women like my smooth face and never call me out for possibly being over the age of 25




Like are moms programmed to try to looksmin you, or is it the whole old woman vs young women wanting different "types or looks" of men

 

[ReadBooksEveryday]

My mom is the same way. By the way, do you wear your elevator shoes when you're with your mother too?

What about grandma? Don't you think your abuela deserves to know, Pablo?

 

[ranierean]

"You don't have to kill yourself, don't ever say that!"
Over.

 

[Deleted member 18522]

They have old woman taste and they’re also post meta paused

 

[Deleted member 23245]

Mine thought I was anorexic when I started leanmaxxing

 

[Deleted member 31562]

My mom is the same way. By the way, do you wear your elevator shoes when you're with your mother too?

What about grandma? Don't you think your abuela deserves to know, Pablo?

Jewish people have moms?

 

[vanillaicecream]

Wake me up when amnesia makes a thread where he doesn't mention the body count of teenage girls or his looks-age contrast

 

[Deleted member 20179]

Absolutely. High IQ thread. Do the opposite of what people tell you theory is LAW

 

[StrangerDanger]

She is feeling threatened. Its a rivalry between your mom and the other girls, all of them wants to get their hands on you

 

[Deleted member 18582]

Wake me up when amnesia makes a thread where he doesn't mention the body count of teenage girls or his looks-age contrast

 

[bwrauycnee]

I live by the same principles.
It’s almost like she’s programmed to oppose everything I do.

 

[Deleted member 20179]

Yeah can relate to the leanmaxxing around family thing for sure. They think you’re starving or soemthing but really they want to fatten you up. It is what it is just make an excuse and leave it at that.

 

[Trilogy]

I grow out my hair to get the surfer curtain look Oh hun you need a hair cut, you're growing your hair so long --> meanwhile non stop compliments from young women about how much they like my "pretty hair" and always are running their hands through it

I've experienced this with my mom JFL. One time she had me cut my hair but when I came to school this girl I knew said "why did you cut it" in this cute whiny voice

 

[Sprinkles]

don’t bother trying to improve your looks, they don’t matter at all.

 

[autistic_tendencies]

You don’t need to sleep with me son

 

[RandomSwan]

My mom thinks I should stop losing weight at 200 lbs jfl

Just never listen to anyone around you if you wanna look good

 

[Deleted member 23399]

She is feeling threatened. Its a rivalry between your mom and the other girls, all of them wants to get their hands on you

chads cause reverse oedipus theory @thecel

 

[Deleted member 25059]

35 years old man tells us that she listens to his mom like a 15 yo. is this a sequel to Stop! Or My mom will shoot

 

[dachad]

It might be due to her subconsciously thinking your genes are not good enough to impregnate a female and move your race/development forward and thus sabotage your chances of doing so.
As these things should've naturally been done in your early twenties (having less scruff, more prettyboy features, less body mass accrued with time) to carry genes forward better - as genetically programmed thousands of years previously.

Unstructured edited addition:
Due to current society control systems and pre-established measures to enforce less genetically defected breeding, a hypercompetitive environment of loud noises, screens, buttons, generic notions of what 'should' be done in our lives via 'bucket lists' of mundane experiences to make it feel like YOUR life mattered, a small caveat of escapism from truth - that we need to die off and not everyone should breed (No need to project any agressive insecurities towards me as I will breed).

 

[Deleted member 30402]

They come from a different era where men’s style was drastically different than it is today. If you styled yourself like men did back then, it would look autistic and out of place. I also think there’s a subconscious element to it as well. They want to make you look like a dad rather than some slayer, because they want grandchildren or something.

 

[Lust]

Jewish people have moms?

Escaped from aushwitz by sucking off the whole SS battalion