Do you fart a lot?

Do you fart a lot?


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I fart a lot.
 
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I shit a lot due to ciggies and coffee tbh, I do it in the streets and at the park too

Notorious fecal bandit, they don't have my identity but they're looking for me

I'm like Ted Kazycnski but poop instead of bombs, high iq too

Maybe I should start leaving shit manifestos tbh :feelshmm:
 
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i eat 120 g protein a day, my farts smell like a dumpster
 
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I shit a lot due to ciggies and coffee tbh, I do it in the streets and at the park too

Notorious fecal bandit, they don't have my identity but they're looking for me

I'm like Ted Kazycnski but poop instead of bombs, high iq too

Maybe I should start leaving shit manifestos tbh :feelshmm:
typed this out with commas and niggga :feelskek:
 
Yes especially at the morning, It sucks. Im at School and my stomatch hurts bcuz i cant fart, bcuz when i do It theres a 90% chance its gonna be smelly and loud
 
typed this out with commas and niggga :feelskek:
What's wrong with commas bluddy? Would you like to be my next victim.

Do not play with me. I'll paint your front door and 1st floor windows brown.
BCS S6 Portrait Jimmy
 
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I shit a lot due to ciggies and coffee tbh, I do it in the streets and at the park too

Notorious fecal bandit, they don't have my identity but they're looking for me

I'm like Ted Kazycnski but poop instead of bombs, high iq too

Maybe I should start leaving shit manifestos tbh :feelshmm:
I wasn't aware cigarettes induced a shit.
 
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I wasn't aware cigarettes induced a shit.
They definitely do bluddy

Nicotine speeds up metabolic processes, it's a diaretic and increases blood flow

Some people report constipation when quitting nicotine
 
Over for fartcels :feelswhy::feelswhy:
One time an escort went out to eat with me before we fucked. I got seafood.

I had to fart extremely badly after the seafood. Somehow I managed to hold it in during our session.

Then, as soon as the escort closed the door behind her after leaving my place, I let out a giant fart.
 
Yes especially at the morning, It sucks. Im at School and my stomatch hurts bcuz i cant fart, bcuz when i do It theres a 90% chance its gonna be smelly and loud
In 3rd grade, I did a loud fart when my teacher was doing storytime.
 
They definitely do bluddy

Nicotine speeds up metabolic processes, it's a diaretic and increases blood flow

Some people report constipation when quitting nicotine
That means foids who smoke shit a lot.
 
I don't really shit a lot. Just fart.
 
now that i can, yes
 

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